i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I've been on the receiving end of such touching... I thought to myself about how to proceed upon my waking, since I woke without motion. "I won't wake up until I feel tonsils," was not the correct path, apparently.
@750...yea because I'm sure that happens to you all the time right
Let's see... There was my wife, my former friend's wife, a current friend's wife, a former coworker, a friend I ran into from high school, my college girlfriend, her best friend, my high school girlfriend, her best friend, some random chick in Cancun... Ummm... Yeah, I think that's about it. Does it happen "all the time"? Naaah. Has it happened a few hundred times over the past decade and a half? Oh yeah. I realize it's unlikely, but if you've got a hot wife, I'd
oh fuck off. nobody gives a shit about your life story.
Haha! That must be why I was asked the question, cause nobody cares, right Vagena?
it wasn't a question, it was a statement of disbelief.
Way to stay classy orange county
This is the funniest one ever
Ahaha. My boyfriend always says "If Im asleep when you get here, just molest me."
Totally did that to my man before! Haha
Your lips work better
NOTHING beats waking up to a hot ass girl slobbin on the knob!!! Mmm... Mmm!!!
Try using your tonsils
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
I hope this is a dude posting this
Amature move. Use your mouth next time.
Let's play just the tip just for a second see how it feels...
Hahahahaha I used to always do that to my boyfriend when we went to parties and he would pass out
Lmao, I've done that too
I've done that before!!
Wish my girlfrend would do that
I assumed posters a dude lol. Next time eat his ass. Guaranteed to get a reaction real quick.
My wife has agreed to these terms
Holy shit! There's a post on here from the same area code that says "she tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I just pretended to sleep." or something equally and eerilly similar to the OP s text
The OP was totally a dude.
Yeah, i've tried doing that to my guy before. it never works. they either just pretend they're still sleeping or they literally don't even feel it. hence morning wood.
Another useless text not funny
ahahahahahahaa OMFG (714):\n\nShe tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep. BUSTED!
stop talking, that will wake him
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