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  • 95 48
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 14, 10 at 12:27pm

    dude if shes "that hot" then just give up, every chick is "that hot" if your "that drunk".

  • 80 53
    Submitted by blargmeansno on Jun 14, 10 at 12:17pm

    It's a trap!

  • 75 52
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 14, 10 at 12:12pm

    Uh huh. Sure. Of course you are. Let's see if you stick with that for more than a day.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by broslikethissite on Jun 14, 10 at 12:04pm

    well, at least when she rejects you the second go-around you'll be sober and in shape, for awhile at least

  • 59 43
    Submitted by biiotch on Jun 14, 10 at 4:54pm

    You should probably do that regardless of how hot a chick is.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by jasone7668 on Jun 14, 10 at 12:05pm

    What's her #?

  • 53 46
    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:19pm

    Yeah right lies!

  • 40 47
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 15, 10 at 8:15am

    Always another woman!

  • 44 55
    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 14, 10 at 6:25pm

    No you wont.

  • 27 26
    Submitted by WhiskeyKid666 on Aug 1, 11 at 3:24pm

    No bitch is worth that.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by elpintogrande on Jun 14, 10 at 12:20pm

    No girl is worth giving up the nectar of life for