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  • Lower than masturbating to porn like a regular person.

    Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 14, 10 at 4:04pm
  • I don't understand hoe that's low she's learning and having fun XD

    Submitted by smokedatrees on Jun 14, 10 at 5:13pm
  • Lower than your grandmas tits.

    Submitted by baller168 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:08pm
  • not as low as masturbating to glee....

    Submitted by xxrevolution9xx on Jun 14, 10 at 7:47pm
  • Just tell him he's hot and do him!

    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:30pm
    • This is exactly why I plan to get my PhD and teach undergraduates. :)

      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jun 16, 10 at 3:51am
  • Assuming you are female, it's just fine.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 14, 10 at 5:58pm
  • @Seth6969 haha, kid in my school did that. Gave himself head. He said he wanted to see what it tasted like.

    Submitted by kay0414 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:05pm
  • A girl masturbating while thinking about her male history professor who lives with his partner, Matt... *awkwardly raises hand*

    Submitted by beamer769 on Jun 14, 10 at 8:54pm
  • Forget masturbating! Just go up to him and tell him you want to fuck him!

    Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on Jun 15, 10 at 3:00am
  • Lower than magic johnsons T-cell count

    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 14, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Lower than a eighty year olds nuts

    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Only low if he isn't talking about anything sexy

    Submitted by hotkinderkid on Jun 15, 10 at 10:27am
  • Your my favorite student!

    Submitted by newroc on Jun 15, 10 at 8:04am
  • Not low at all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Lower than masturbating to Music........ *cough*

    Submitted by Serec on Jun 15, 10 at 8:25am
  • its weird how on some post everyone assumes its male and others female. i mean i usually agree but we dont actually know. hmm something to ponder about.

    Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 15, 10 at 11:02am
  • Just below beating off to animal planet. But not as low as spanking it to you grandmas 70th birthday video. try Internet porn or Disney channel like the rest of the world

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 14, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Not as low as masturbating to your aunts old bikini pics from spring break

    Submitted by jsledd27 on Jun 14, 10 at 7:58pm
  • Wow, you couldn't just look up porn like everyone else?

    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 14, 10 at 7:16pm
  • About as low as you can go. Did you pass?

    Submitted by carleton1984 on Jun 15, 10 at 5:36pm
  • Not low at all. Super awesome. I wish a few of my professors had video lectures.

    Submitted by ikeeyou on Jun 15, 10 at 11:51am
  • Somewhere between doing it to your friends on Facebook and doing it to random TV shows. Fairly pathetic, but there's lower.

    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 17, 10 at 2:08am
  • About as low as kicking an ice cream cone out from a childs hands

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 14, 10 at 6:01pm
  • Do you masterbate during a lecture?

    Submitted by prozach on Jun 16, 10 at 1:53pm
  • It would be hot you're a guy and the professor is a guy :)

    Submitted by mtrlguy on Jun 14, 10 at 6:45pm
  • Lower than giving yourself head if you're a guy

    Submitted by Seth6969 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:08pm
    • What's wrong with that? And why not women giving themselves head?

      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jun 16, 10 at 3:55am
  • @2:08 Ur mom is wrong and disgusting but I ducked her anyway Ik ik " what am I twelve" Actually I'm 15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 12:04am
  • Girl or boy proffesser? Either way it's gross

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Lows then yo mama eva seen be fo

    Submitted by rocker915x on Jun 14, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Right in between letting ur dog lick ur nuts and getting a bonner from watching soccor moms choose cucumbers (u decied wat order)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 12:02am
  • Kinda obsessive weird if u wanna fuck then tell that person don't b a creep and pull off some weird shit that's just weird enough said

    Submitted by 317ayers on Jun 16, 10 at 7:16am
  • If u need something to masturbate to video tape a child getting it's diaper changed and do it to that

    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jun 15, 10 at 12:36am
  • I actually completely understand this logic... I was in a new town... Online grad student... Knew no one... My accounting prof was super hot. He made accounting sexy

    Submitted by invisible21paint on Oct 15, 11 at 9:43pm