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  • Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 14, 10 at 4:04pm

    Lower than masturbating to porn like a regular person.

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      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jun 16, 10 at 3:50am

      Unnnnnnless the professor is in pornos...

  • Submitted by baller168 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:08pm

    Lower than your grandmas tits.

  • Submitted by smokedatrees on Jun 14, 10 at 5:13pm

    I don't understand hoe that's low she's learning and having fun XD

  • Submitted by xxrevolution9xx on Jun 14, 10 at 7:47pm

    not as low as masturbating to glee....

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      Submitted by whattaballer on Jun 17, 10 at 10:53pm

      i do that every time kurt has a solo. oops

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    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:30pm

    Just tell him he's hot and do him!

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      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jun 16, 10 at 3:51am

      This is exactly why I plan to get my PhD and teach undergraduates. :)

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 14, 10 at 5:58pm

    Assuming you are female, it's just fine.

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    Submitted by kay0414 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:05pm

    @Seth6969 haha, kid in my school did that. Gave himself head. He said he wanted to see what it tasted like.

    • 32 48
      Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jun 14, 10 at 7:58pm

      haha. right. your friend at school.

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    Submitted by beamer769 on Jun 14, 10 at 8:54pm

    A girl masturbating while thinking about her male history professor who lives with his partner, Matt... *awkwardly raises hand*

  • 61 59
    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 14, 10 at 10:49pm

    Lower than magic johnsons T-cell count

  • 50 45
    Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on Jun 15, 10 at 3:00am

    Forget masturbating! Just go up to him and tell him you want to fuck him!

  • 46 44
    Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 15, 10 at 11:02am

    its weird how on some post everyone assumes its male and others female. i mean i usually agree but we dont actually know. hmm something to ponder about.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by hotkinderkid on Jun 15, 10 at 10:27am

    Only low if he isn't talking about anything sexy

  • 55 62
    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:30pm

    Lower than a eighty year olds nuts

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    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jun 14, 10 at 6:01pm

    About as low as kicking an ice cream cone out from a childs hands

  • 42 45
    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 14, 10 at 7:16pm

    Wow, you couldn't just look up porn like everyone else?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 4:16pm

    Not low at all!

  • 47 58
    Submitted by jsledd27 on Jun 14, 10 at 7:58pm

    Not as low as masturbating to your aunts old bikini pics from spring break

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    Submitted by carleton1984 on Jun 15, 10 at 5:36pm

    About as low as you can go. Did you pass?

  • 44 56
    Submitted by newroc on Jun 15, 10 at 8:04am

    Your my favorite student!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 14, 10 at 10:38pm

    Just below beating off to animal planet. But not as low as spanking it to you grandmas 70th birthday video. try Internet porn or Disney channel like the rest of the world

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    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 17, 10 at 2:08am

    Somewhere between doing it to your friends on Facebook and doing it to random TV shows. Fairly pathetic, but there's lower.

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    Submitted by Serec on Jun 15, 10 at 8:25am

    Lower than masturbating to Music........ *cough*

  • Submitted by mtrlguy on Jun 14, 10 at 6:45pm

    It would be hot you're a guy and the professor is a guy :)

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    Submitted by Seth6969 on Jun 14, 10 at 4:08pm

    Lower than giving yourself head if you're a guy

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      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jun 16, 10 at 3:55am

      What's wrong with that? And why not women giving themselves head?

  • 33 45
    Submitted by prozach on Jun 16, 10 at 1:53pm

    Do you masterbate during a lecture?

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    Submitted by ikeeyou on Jun 15, 10 at 11:51am

    Not low at all. Super awesome. I wish a few of my professors had video lectures.

  • 31 42
    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 10:14pm

    Girl or boy proffesser? Either way it's gross

  • 33 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 12:04am

    @2:08 Ur mom is wrong and disgusting but I ducked her anyway Ik ik " what am I twelve" Actually I'm 15

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    Submitted by 317ayers on Jun 16, 10 at 7:16am

    Kinda obsessive weird if u wanna fuck then tell that person don't b a creep and pull off some weird shit that's just weird enough said

  • 33 54
    Submitted by rocker915x on Jun 14, 10 at 10:05pm

    Lows then yo mama eva seen be fo

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 12:02am

    Right in between letting ur dog lick ur nuts and getting a bonner from watching soccor moms choose cucumbers (u decied wat order)

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    Submitted by invisible21paint on Oct 15, 11 at 9:43pm

    I actually completely understand this logic... I was in a new town... Online grad student... Knew no one... My accounting prof was super hot. He made accounting sexy

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    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jun 15, 10 at 12:36am

    If u need something to masturbate to video tape a child getting it's diaper changed and do it to that

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      Submitted by Imtheone on Jun 15, 10 at 2:08am

      That's just completely wrong and disgusting!!