My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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And she is hiding things from you!
It's monday and mothers day texts are still going through? How about passing something funny instead?
Only 95%? Must be a good girl.
You gotta take some of that shit to the grave.. props
I'm not 100% sure why you would be proud of this.
Why not? I told my mom me and dad fucked...
Your whore mother has done things that would make you vomit. Im sure your slutty stories of sucking 5 cocks at once would only make her laugh.
oh i deff second this!