My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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And she is hiding things from you!
It's monday and mothers day texts are still going through? How about passing something funny instead?
You gotta take some of that shit to the grave.. props
Only 95%? Must be a good girl.
I'm not 100% sure why you would be proud of this.
Why not? I told my mom me and dad fucked...
Your whore mother has done things that would make you vomit. Im sure your slutty stories of sucking 5 cocks at once would only make her laugh.
oh i deff second this!