Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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"I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity."
Nothing wrong with preparation.
You say im premature, i just call it ectasy
Boy scout -- be prepaired!
omg i was just about to post this
Cuz I jizzed in my pants
Walked outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang.
@1:04 - what the fuck is a "Mado"? Are you fucking retarded or something? It's spelled "motto" you dip shit so why don't you just stop trying to be funny and take that short yellow bus back to your special class and learn something. Stupid cunt.
And then I saw a grape and I...
Looks like he was gonna have sex with you whether or not you said yes....
This guys a winner. If only every guy did this...we wouldn't have so many unplanned and neglected kids carrying on the legacy of stupidity.
When we're holding hands it's like having sex to me.
It could mean three different things 1) Hey is super clean.. go with it! 2) that dude has sex to much or 3) he was planning on you being easy???
looks like you get sloppy seconds.....literally
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstacy. Lol
Or he's just weird as fuck
This might be one of the funniest tflns I've ever seen
Holy duck fuck!
It's normal in north carolina!
Porkys style!!! Hahaha
Long Beach! fuck yeah!
This sucks, but I actually laughed on this one, and I barley laugh like a lot on this site. Haha
I wear a rubber rattle times it's a necessity
happened to me before, went to a party, fucked.. next girl Met was a dicksucker, she didn't mind bc she knew it was clean aha
Don't be a fool wrap your tool must be this guys life mado
Omg this is my post! I feel do accomplished
what if he just didnt wanna piss himself?