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  • Submitted by MeatBeater on May 1, 10 at 8:35am

    "I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity."

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      Submitted by Clay180 on May 1, 10 at 12:37pm

      Nothing wrong with preparation.

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      Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 19, 10 at 7:36pm

      You say im premature, i just call it ectasy

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 1, 10 at 8:24am

    Boy scout -- be prepaired!

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      Submitted by sequioa on May 1, 10 at 3:56pm

      omg i was just about to post this

  • Submitted by skspier on May 1, 10 at 10:09am

    Cuz I jizzed in my pants

  • Submitted by marsrover on May 1, 10 at 12:09pm

    Walked outside into the rain, checked my phone and saw you rang.

  • Submitted by 69_Charger on May 1, 10 at 10:21am

    And then I saw a grape and I...

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    Submitted by philyiverson3 on May 1, 10 at 11:54am

    Dumb

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    Submitted by eternity on May 1, 10 at 8:04am

    Someones ready.

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    Submitted by jamielou on May 3, 10 at 11:05pm

    Champ!

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    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 1, 10 at 9:09am

    Looks like he was gonna have sex with you whether or not you said yes....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 5:31pm

    @1:04 - what the fuck is a "Mado"? Are you fucking retarded or something? It's spelled "motto" you dip shit so why don't you just stop trying to be funny and take that short yellow bus back to your special class and learn something. Stupid cunt.

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    Submitted by shawty101 on May 1, 10 at 3:06pm

    When we're holding hands it's like having sex to me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 2:04pm

    Or he's just weird as fuck

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    Submitted by east on May 1, 10 at 9:45am

    looks like you get sloppy seconds.....literally

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    Submitted by jhalogen16 on May 2, 10 at 12:31am

    You say I'm premature I just call it ecstacy. Lol

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    Submitted by zealous on May 2, 10 at 11:35pm

    This guys a winner. If only every guy did this...we wouldn't have so many unplanned and neglected kids carrying on the legacy of stupidity.

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    Submitted by sararenae on May 1, 10 at 8:53am

    Porkys style!!! Hahaha

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    Submitted by kaelan on Dec 14, 10 at 12:49pm

    Holy duck fuck!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 9:12am

    This might be one of the funniest tflns I've ever seen

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 2, 10 at 6:33pm

    happened to me before, went to a party, fucked.. next girl Met was a dicksucker, she didn't mind bc she knew it was clean aha

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    Submitted by bobfuckinsaggot on May 2, 10 at 2:57am

    Porky's

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    Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 1, 10 at 3:01pm

    Classy

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    Submitted by empty1288 on May 1, 10 at 2:17pm

    It's normal in north carolina!

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    Submitted by heymelissax on May 1, 10 at 10:08am

    Long Beach! fuck yeah!

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    Submitted by FreeMustacheRide on May 1, 10 at 1:40pm

    It could mean three different things 1) Hey is super clean.. go with it! 2) that dude has sex to much or 3) he was planning on you being easy???

  • Submitted by missy917 on May 1, 10 at 8:04am

    Second!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 10 at 12:36am

    I wear a rubber rattle times it's a necessity

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    Submitted by tacosplease on May 5, 10 at 2:52pm

    Omg this is my post! I feel do accomplished

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 10 at 10:32pm

    This sucks, but I actually laughed on this one, and I barley laugh like a lot on this site. Haha

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    Submitted by Bman0988 on May 3, 10 at 7:33pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

  • 65 91
    Submitted by SPR1 on May 1, 10 at 1:04pm

    Don't be a fool wrap your tool must be this guys life mado

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    Submitted by summer69 on May 1, 10 at 8:12am

    Preparedness!

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on May 2, 10 at 8:07am

    what if he just didnt wanna piss himself?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 11:06am

    Hahahaha