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  • Submitted by IneptAdept on May 4, 10 at 10:14am

    Honestly if I was controlled by my penis's emotions all the time, I'd get nothing done. Just, "IT'S DARK. I CAN'T SEE. TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF AGAIN." all the time.

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    Submitted by ButteredToast on May 4, 10 at 7:37am

    No need to be scared; I have a friend who can keep it company, and I'm pretty sure it would fit in perfectly.

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    Submitted by TimMc333 on May 4, 10 at 6:07am

    FIRST time for you tomorrow?

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    Submitted by nymoemt on May 4, 10 at 8:49am

    Oh I know this feeling!! I hope he was worth the excitement!!

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 4, 10 at 8:28am

    WHAT THE FUCK IS BLUE WAFFLE

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      Submitted by purpleispretty on May 4, 10 at 8:31am

      Nvm googled it. Ewwwwwww

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        Submitted by heavenfrog23 on May 4, 10 at 8:34am

        I was trying to reply before one more person had to witness that nasty crap...sorry girl.

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          Submitted by vhole on May 4, 10 at 6:08pm

          She deserved it.

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    Submitted by centre21 on May 5, 10 at 8:57am

    I've always hoped this is what women thought just before they had sex with me.

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    Submitted by cdogg on May 4, 10 at 9:03am

    Blue waffle is the nastiest thing in the world!!

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    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 4, 10 at 10:47am

    Let'go my bluewaffle! Now in blueberry flavor

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 4, 10 at 9:58am

    1st sex huh?

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    Submitted by tralizabeth on May 4, 10 at 6:10am

    Mmmmmmaybs

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    Submitted by iseeh035 on May 4, 10 at 7:10am

    Green syrup?

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    Submitted by LillyHarvey on May 4, 10 at 12:22pm

    I'm kinda jealous.....

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    Submitted by samisme on Oct 28, 10 at 7:04pm

    I never post comments but I gotta sat 10:14 that was hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 11:43pm

    10:47 ... Ewwwwww. Nasty pussy!

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    Submitted by pothead1 on May 4, 10 at 6:45am

    Blue waffle