My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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Honestly if I was controlled by my penis's emotions all the time, I'd get nothing done. Just, "IT'S DARK. I CAN'T SEE. TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF AGAIN." all the time.
No need to be scared; I have a friend who can keep it company, and I'm pretty sure it would fit in perfectly.
Oh I know this feeling!! I hope he was worth the excitement!!
I've always hoped this is what women thought just before they had sex with me.
FIRST time for you tomorrow?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BLUE WAFFLE
Nvm googled it. Ewwwwwww
I was trying to reply before one more person had to witness that nasty crap...sorry girl.
She deserved it.
Blue waffle is the nastiest thing in the world!!
1st sex huh?
I never post comments but I gotta sat 10:14 that was hilarious
Let'go my bluewaffle! Now in blueberry flavor
I'm kinda jealous.....