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  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 24, 10 at 1:37pm

    Hi, I'm Chris Hanson. Sit. Have some lemonade....

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    Submitted by meg007 on May 24, 10 at 2:58pm

    17 will get you 20...

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    Submitted by thisisimportant on May 24, 10 at 3:33pm

    17 year olds nowadays are crazy -- they're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass-to-mouth.

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    Submitted by jaynastyy on May 25, 10 at 2:17am

    17 year old girls like older guys. I'd know, since I am one ahah :p

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    Submitted by Mike_Litoris on May 24, 10 at 1:25pm

    If there's grass on the pitch.....

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    Submitted by Mike_Litoris on May 24, 10 at 1:26pm

    Good anti-first isblitz

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 24, 10 at 4:12pm

    No, but the US penitentiary system might be

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    Submitted by MsNissa on May 24, 10 at 3:01pm

    Sac is dirty!

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    Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 6:46pm

    (X/2)+7 = ok

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    Submitted by pawes on May 24, 10 at 1:30pm

    What you cant wait a year?

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    Submitted by piyro on May 25, 10 at 4:24am

    You never go ass to mouth

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      Submitted by thisisimportant on May 25, 10 at 10:34pm

      It's never my idea. These girls get all horned up and they TELL you to go ass-to-mouth.

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    Submitted by itsblitz on May 24, 10 at 1:25pm

    panda.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by itsblitz on May 24, 10 at 1:37pm

    thanks! :D

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 24, 10 at 7:21pm

    You are fooling yourself if you don't think 15-17 y/o chicks get busy

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    Submitted by cvitale74 on May 25, 10 at 4:20am

    Who's not fuckin a 17 year old now a days.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 25, 10 at 2:32pm

    Limgsb, that's not really true, not everyone fucks at 15-16...

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    Submitted by irish_rose on May 24, 10 at 6:36pm

    actuallu in most states the legal age is 16 or 17, not 18

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    Submitted by ashpoop on May 24, 10 at 4:59pm

    Yuck.

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    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 24, 10 at 3:33pm

    Lol Sacto my hometown how I love but also hate u haaahahaha

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    Submitted by beezy1011 on May 24, 10 at 2:04pm

    creeper...

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    Submitted by spurtiic on May 24, 10 at 1:46pm

    Yucky. Jailbait. We'll see you on Dateline.

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    Submitted by Masquerade90 on May 25, 10 at 11:49am

    17 is legal in Texas. For girls anyway. Boys are 18.

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    Submitted by melonylouise on May 24, 10 at 1:45pm

    Yep, this sounds like Sactown...

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    Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on May 24, 10 at 9:12pm

    lolol... I've heard that one..

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    Submitted by sammiepjammie on Jan 10, 11 at 11:51pm

    I'm 17 and I find this hilarious.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on May 24, 10 at 2:15pm

    Itsblitz-- nice, pandas are cool!! \nThis text is stupid... And some states, 17 is legal... Most countries... And it's just a year...

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    Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on May 25, 10 at 1:39pm

    Nope, prison shank.

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    Submitted by showstopper303 on May 24, 10 at 5:44pm

    am i the only one who thinks this sounds like a parent texting. of course knowing its tfln its probably the dirty meaning.

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    Submitted by hellahottie on May 24, 10 at 5:49pm

    Haha great I'm 17 sorry lol

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    Submitted by SoWaKid22 on May 25, 10 at 1:42am

    I feel the same way I've been fucked up everyday since my 17th b day all 4 days :)...

  • Submitted by limgsb12 on May 24, 10 at 10:48pm

    We all start having sex at 15-16 years old unless u are a Jonas brother and loose your virginity at ur 30s

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    Submitted by dinosaurus on May 24, 10 at 8:08pm

    True Irish Rose, but it still doesn't work that way if one person's a minor, and one's an adult.

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      Submitted by bananastand on May 24, 10 at 11:39pm

      actually it does, that's the whole point of an age of consent...god, you're dumb.