So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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a blowjob with your hand ?
You come and suck my cock. I'll open your crisps. Problem solved.
hahaha :) cute
Any good blowjob involves the hand, I feel very sorry for those of you guys that have been so deprived or those of you girls who don't know what you're doing
I'm all for bringing in my hand for the assist (especially if he's on the larger side) so maybe that's what she meant?
Were you born with an oral cavity in your left hand? If so that's the coolest deformity I've ever heard of lol.
A proper blow job should include mouth, tongue and hand combinations throughout. How sad that guys are commenting disputing the use of hand - should buy your girls a "how to" guide.
Blowjob with your hand? Okay...
Again, I could give a lecture on all these bj texts... Guys love hand action, more than you'd expect- if you give him a super lubed up handjob while nude and giving him little peeks he will love it! Remember that guys are\nRougher with themselves than girls are and unless you're with a virg or an early shooter, use a little wrist power to make your man happy!
Ryno, judging by the 44 code I would say over seas. They have some what different words for some things. Like they call them chip crisps and not potato chips.....
that's right, it's Great Britain and over here we call chips crisps and fries chips .
to clear things up, yes i use my hand whilst giving a blowjob as well as my mouth, any fool should know that thats how its done. \nand smee this dude drove me home...i felt obliged.\nand yes we english have different ways of saying things to you americans...get over it.
It's best when you twist the base with your hand, and suck the head and shaft at the same time
I'm British... And I still call using your hand a handjob
well if you've never had a blowjob where the girl uses her hand AS WELL as her mouth then you havent had a good blowjob.
Ok! Have none of you ever given or recieved a blowjob where the girl uses her hand to help? Duhhh
THANK YOU! jeeez some people are so stupid!
seriously. its called a HAND job...
Its not a blowjob if its with your hand lol
It seems to impact your understanding of the difference between your mouth and your hand though...
Seriously Ryno. All you have to do is run your cursor over the "+44" and it would tell you it's from the United Kingdom, how stupid are you?????????
blowjob with ur left hand...? you mean handjob?
Ahahahaha 9:32. So true.
Yes. Bj with a hand. Stroke the base while you focus on the rest. \nThe again your dick is probably small enough to fit in a girls mouth so that's not necessary
It's a handjob not a blowjob and it's a bag of chips not a packet of crisps...
ignorant american, much?
ironically ignorant. chips, NOT CRISPS, were invented in the american midwest when a spiteful chef cut a patron's fries, NOT CHIPS, paper-thin. after being fried and given to her they were an instant hit. soooo, fuck you
Actually, it was in upstate NY, but that story is true
wow you americans really need to lighten up man. you stole our language anyway, so actually if we want to change the name to things slightly we can. learn to say aluminium and Leicester Square properly and how to spell, then you can tell me we cant call 'chips' crisps.