Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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Phil me up with hot sperm!!!!!
How dare u talk about him like that, he's a nice man
Phil says you're no prize either;-(
What no lil Phil or Phylis running around in your future?
7:57 Is a win.
For a second I thought I knew who this was, but then I realised the Phil I know is too boring to get any.
you talkin bout me?
This would be funnier if I new Phil...
Phil's about 15 years older than she. So it is pretty funny.
I mean, his name is Phil. Of course you don't want his kid.
I know she just graduated Indiana University. I was there when this was sent! Can't believe this finally got posted.
I have this odd feeling I know Phil... And I know Miss 513...
This is funny!
Ahh this text just reminded me to take my pill! Thanks!!! Hahahaha
Hahahaha I hope this isn't who I think it is