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  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 5, 10 at 10:13pm

    Such maturity...

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    Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Jun 6, 10 at 7:57am

    Phil me up with hot sperm!!!!!

  • 91 83
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 6, 10 at 12:09am

    How dare u talk about him like that, he's a nice man

  • 91 88
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jun 6, 10 at 10:08am

    Phil says you're no prize either;-(

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 5, 10 at 10:12pm

    *knew

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    Submitted by 57skinny on Jun 6, 10 at 12:52pm

    7:57 Is a win.

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    Submitted by Gutterz on Jun 6, 10 at 5:36am

    For a second I thought I knew who this was, but then I realised the Phil I know is too boring to get any.

    • 67 74
      Submitted by grumin on Jun 6, 10 at 3:26pm

      you talkin bout me?

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    Submitted by soup84 on Jun 7, 10 at 1:26am

    What no lil Phil or Phylis running around in your future?

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 5, 10 at 10:11pm

    This would be funnier if I new Phil...

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      Submitted by samia12 on Jun 6, 10 at 4:01am

      Phil's about 15 years older than she. So it is pretty funny.

  • 75 82
    Submitted by samia12 on Jun 6, 10 at 4:00am

    I know she just graduated Indiana University. I was there when this was sent! Can't believe this finally got posted.

  • 78 92
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jun 5, 10 at 10:19pm

    Clever reply

  • 77 93
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 6, 10 at 10:26am

    I mean, his name is Phil. Of course you don't want his kid.

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    Submitted by tresment on Jun 6, 10 at 2:49pm

    This is funny!

  • 74 94
    Submitted by andsoitis on Jun 5, 10 at 11:00pm

    hahah wow

  • 68 84
    Submitted by writtenangel on Jun 6, 10 at 1:07am

    I have this odd feeling I know Phil... And I know Miss 513...

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    Submitted by elm318 on Jun 6, 10 at 10:54pm

    Ahh this text just reminded me to take my pill! Thanks!!! Hahahaha

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    Submitted by dawod on Jun 6, 10 at 2:55am

    Hahahaha I hope this isn't who I think it is