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  • Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 16, 10 at 10:20pm

    Anyone else not care if these are fake? These are hilarious. Hypothetical comedy isn't less funny.

  • Submitted by kidned on May 16, 10 at 7:30pm

    Lol.... This is classic

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 16, 10 at 7:22pm

    Gotta love keepin it real!

  • Submitted by GellyBelly502 on May 16, 10 at 10:46pm

    does no one believe in cuddling anymore?!

  • Submitted by Phys on May 16, 10 at 7:37pm

    Hilarious but prob not gunna help you get laid in the future

  • Submitted by matt1589 on May 16, 10 at 7:53pm

    Classic male. Lol got that text one to many times never hurts to go over and try what a quitter

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Erykah on May 17, 10 at 5:03am

    Depending on the relationship, I'd be pretty annoyed... but at least they were warned!

  • 75 70
    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 16, 10 at 11:16pm

    Rejected!

  • 76 75
    Submitted by sexqueen on May 16, 10 at 9:59pm

    Reminds me of last weekend

  • 70 68
    Submitted by IHeadshottedJFK on May 17, 10 at 5:09pm

    LMAO!

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Amh730 on May 17, 10 at 4:22am

    Seriously, I would probably not speak to that guy again.

  • 73 78
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 17, 10 at 9:46am

    The sad thing is, I can relate to this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 7:16pm

    Not first.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Okie20 on May 17, 10 at 12:03am

    Burn!

  • 64 78
    Submitted by MandatoryPants on May 18, 10 at 3:38am

    Hey...what's wrong with a little cuddling?

  • 73 96
    Submitted by cbtango on May 16, 10 at 8:37pm

    Good girl

  • 68 92
    Submitted by imdabest101 on May 16, 10 at 10:46pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • 58 74
    Submitted by kidned on May 20, 10 at 4:08am

    LOL. Denied!!!!!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 16, 10 at 7:29pm

    Or I must have the wrong number!

  • 64 87
    Submitted by jovijountamed on May 16, 10 at 10:36pm

    Or at all

  • 58 82
    Submitted by An0n on May 17, 10 at 3:55pm

    Didn't even try to challenge her request. What a shame.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by specialfriedrice on May 20, 10 at 11:26pm

    Amazing. Lol

  • 51 71
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 11:36pm

    ahhh classic is right, I love how everyone assumes that 810 is a guy. Granted not many guys would use the no sex tonight thing, but still. \n\npoints given for keeping it real. However i agree with Matt1589 it never hurts to try.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by breerose on May 17, 10 at 8:21pm

    I agree with Gnarmageddon

  • 58 87
    Submitted by benjig on May 18, 10 at 5:46pm

    Wow! Classic asshole. Definitely would not bother to talk to him again. Lol

  • 50 73
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 17, 10 at 12:11pm

    Honest man.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by JE2009 on May 21, 10 at 1:23pm

    Classic...

  • Submitted by NinjaDinoShark on May 16, 10 at 7:52pm

    Anyone notice a person in michigan is asking to stay the night at illinois?

    • 90 62
      Submitted by Hawk21 on May 16, 10 at 8:38pm

      your area code doesn't change when you move.

      • 52 94
        Submitted by skootles on May 16, 10 at 9:23pm

        or when you're visiting

        • 65 98
          Submitted by bearcat15 on May 16, 10 at 10:19pm

          or when you are in college

  • Submitted by RussiaSovietsYou on May 16, 10 at 11:37pm

    I for one think this is fake. Tooooo "classic"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 7:15pm

    last

  • Submitted by daedai on May 16, 10 at 7:04pm

    first