can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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Anyone else not care if these are fake? These are hilarious. Hypothetical comedy isn't less funny.
Lol.... This is classic
Gotta love keepin it real!
does no one believe in cuddling anymore?!
Hilarious but prob not gunna help you get laid in the future
The sad thing is, I can relate to this.
Classic male. Lol got that text one to many times never hurts to go over and try what a quitter
ahhh classic is right, I love how everyone assumes that 810 is a guy. Granted not many guys would use the no sex tonight thing, but still. \n\npoints given for keeping it real. However i agree with Matt1589 it never hurts to try.
Depending on the relationship, I'd be pretty annoyed... but at least they were warned!
Reminds me of last weekend
I for one think this is fake. Tooooo "classic"
Seriously, I would probably not speak to that guy again.
Hey...what's wrong with a little cuddling?
Didn't even try to challenge her request. What a shame.
Or I must have the wrong number!
I agree with Gnarmageddon
Or at all
Anyone notice a person in michigan is asking to stay the night at illinois?
your area code doesn't change when you move.
or when you're visiting
or when you are in college
Wow! Classic asshole. Definitely would not bother to talk to him again. Lol