I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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I've got a feeling you have the same problem with sex and haley's comet
Your comments have become more interesting than the texts themselves.
that blows! well...no i guess not
Has to be the second saddest TFLN post I ever read.
Well, that's gotta suck!
Not for another three years.
Cue the Bill Clinton jokes.
You poor bastard! Are fuglier than he'll, or smell like a fucking goat?
You should turn "to the other side" or somethin, just an idea brosive.
The first time one of my tfln gets published and it's the most pathetic one...haha
Should state that this is about an ex of mine
I bet you really liked November of 2000.
Dude that probably means you need to trim the area or wash the stench out of it. Or you know go meet girls that are trashed or something
I feel sorry for you.
Lay down big guy, I'll take care of that for you...
Sucks for youuuuuuuu
You should get out to Vegas, blowjobs are how girls say hello
I'll give you one =]
kill ya self
Now... I'm a fuckin vergin