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  • I invented them. Come on over!

    Submitted by marcmedic on May 13, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Massage chairs: for those too full of shame to buy a vibrator.

    Submitted by heyok on May 13, 10 at 11:06pm
  • It'd be fucking hilarious if a guy sent this

    Submitted by electronization on May 13, 10 at 11:24pm
  • They aren't thaat great haha

    Submitted by mecyclone on May 13, 10 at 11:14pm
  • In soviet Russia, massage chair eats you out.

    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:30am
  • Wat if it's a girl that invented them?!?!

    Submitted by agirl on May 13, 10 at 11:26pm
    • the first one sold on the market was supposedly invented by a David Palmer of California.

      Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on May 13, 10 at 11:41pm
  • I trademarked the full body cock massage in Virginia! lol

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 14, 10 at 2:06am
  • "WHOMEVER". Come on...get with it.

    Submitted by Grubnuts89 on May 13, 10 at 11:34pm
    • proper grammar FTW

      Submitted by sometimes89 on May 13, 10 at 11:40pm
      • Well, not actually. 'Whoever' is correct.\n\nIf you're unsure whether to use 'who(ever)' or 'whom(ever)', substitute 'he' for 'who(ever)' and 'him' for 'whom(ever)'. 'Him invented massage chairs a blow job' is clearly wrong, so 'whomever' is wrong.

        Submitted by cypherpunks on May 14, 10 at 11:40pm
        • Sorry, copy-and-paste error. You need to look at just 'Him invented massage chairs'.

          Submitted by cypherpunks on May 14, 10 at 11:42pm
  • Get a Rabbit and you'll never use the chair again. You don't know what you're missing!

    Submitted by myekno on May 13, 10 at 11:41pm
  • In a massage chair. That'd feel pretty good

    Submitted by gassman12 on May 14, 10 at 7:01pm
  • ...While they're in a massage chair.

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:04am
  • were do u live i whant some of u

    Submitted by radiatorbomb on May 13, 10 at 11:38pm
  • Wow what a shame to the 410. Well actually never mind, fits right in I guess.

    Submitted by hislover on May 13, 10 at 11:25pm
  • so hoo wants to talk dirty to me

    Submitted by dankkkkk on May 13, 10 at 11:16pm
  • WHY do you think he invented them?

    Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on May 13, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Omg that's hilarious!!!

    Submitted by dramadork001 on May 14, 10 at 1:06am
  • Ha ha! Yes, of course! Strangers' darkest secrets are hilarious... Jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 2:25am
  • That's because your a whore!

    Submitted by biffmclargehuge1 on May 14, 10 at 12:31am
  • That's like trading the guy who invented odouls a heiniken. For u slow people, odouls is the massage chair and a blow job is a heiniken.

    Submitted by zigNASTY on May 13, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Stay classy, Anne Arundel Co., stay veeeery classy.

    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 4, 10 at 9:26pm
  • Um.... It was actually a female... Soooooo.. Yeah. Lemme know how u accomplish that

    Submitted by Trina on May 15, 10 at 2:42am
  • I agree; giving massages in a chair is so much easier than giving them on a table! (I'm a licensed MT, so no dirty comments!!! LOL)

    Submitted by MinagiV on May 14, 10 at 6:48am
  • Biff...high five!

    Submitted by HaveHeart on May 14, 10 at 8:42am
  • Would you blow him on a massage chair?

    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on May 14, 10 at 6:49am
  • ...on one of those chairs.

    Submitted by CaptainFroggz on May 14, 10 at 5:34am
  • LOL. Chairs are pretty great.

    Submitted by trythis232 on May 14, 10 at 12:02am
  • U dumb fucks, Albert dick sagging Einstein invented it. So this hoe doesn't need to give him more brain. He's smart enough

    Submitted by YoungDk on Jun 3, 10 at 12:07am