i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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I invented them. Come on over!
Massage chairs: for those too full of shame to buy a vibrator.
It'd be fucking hilarious if a guy sent this
They aren't thaat great haha
In soviet Russia, massage chair eats you out.
Wat if it's a girl that invented them?!?!
the first one sold on the market was supposedly invented by a David Palmer of California.
I trademarked the full body cock massage in Virginia! lol
"WHOMEVER". Come on...get with it.
proper grammar FTW
Well, not actually. 'Whoever' is correct.\n\nIf you're unsure whether to use 'who(ever)' or 'whom(ever)', substitute 'he' for 'who(ever)' and 'him' for 'whom(ever)'. 'Him invented massage chairs a blow job' is clearly wrong, so 'whomever' is wrong.
Sorry, copy-and-paste error. You need to look at just 'Him invented massage chairs'.
...While they're in a massage chair.
Get a Rabbit and you'll never use the chair again. You don't know what you're missing!
In a massage chair. That'd feel pretty good
were do u live i whant some of u
WHY do you think he invented them?
Omg that's hilarious!!!
Wow what a shame to the 410. Well actually never mind, fits right in I guess.
Ha ha! Yes, of course! Strangers' darkest secrets are hilarious... Jackass.
so hoo wants to talk dirty to me
That's because your a whore!
That's like trading the guy who invented odouls a heiniken. For u slow people, odouls is the massage chair and a blow job is a heiniken.
Stay classy, Anne Arundel Co., stay veeeery classy.
Um.... It was actually a female... Soooooo.. Yeah. Lemme know how u accomplish that
I agree; giving massages in a chair is so much easier than giving them on a table! (I'm a licensed MT, so no dirty comments!!! LOL)
Would you blow him on a massage chair?
...on one of those chairs.
LOL. Chairs are pretty great.
U dumb fucks, Albert dick sagging Einstein invented it. So this hoe doesn't need to give him more brain. He's smart enough