Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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plagiarized from a King Missle song, early 90s.
Came here to say this.
Yep, King Missle and not Primus. Not a "text from last night"...it's text from 15 years ago.
That's from the song detachable penis
That's what she said.
Did you ever think maybe he was just texting the song lyrics?
That isn't from the detachable penis song. The detachable penis song talks about trying to find it, not wishing for one
Also a butthole surfers song
Hockey, that might be the big head...
Keep getting yourself into these "situations" and Im sure it will just fall off.
But then you'd leave it somewhere and not be able to find it again since it's so small...
Lol think with the big head
yea so I just wanted to say, First
Hahahah ohmygosh! My boyfriend says this!
tell us more
This is a Primus song.