Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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Upside: You can send a text message with no spelling or major grammatical errors. Things are looking up.
Smarter THAN a 5th grader...
Yes, but I’m considering it one of the minor grammatical errors. The kid clearly needs something to look forward to. haha
No shit it's not Friday. Did you ever consider that not all people immediately send to TFLN when they get a funny text, or that maybe it takes some time for it to get approved and posted?
Has anyone ever actually won that show?
609... your life is headed for the jersey shore..
A trailer park!!!
to an aa meeting?
Look on the brightside, it's Monday. You have a whole week to turn it around.
I'm from Scotland.
Haha1, very well said
Exactly what I was about to say, bluegirl25.
I hope this is sarcastic... otherwise I don't know what's worse: the fact that this text CLEARLY has spelling and grammatical errors, or that 45 other people didn't think it did either.
I said “no MAJOR grammatical errors.” Then instead of Than and a few commas or apostrophes out of place aren’t the death of the English language. It’ll be okay.
not knowing the difference between "then" and "than" is pretty bad. sorry someone on a website doesn't agree with you... it'll be okay!
;) no worries, I won’t lose any sleep over it.
the sad thing is you sound proud.
Wow this sounds like me, gotta love that vodka
The vodka did it.
Now we see the early writings of Chelsea Handler
Lol that's awesome.
@austinonymouss- peekay thunder!!!
Well obviously it's not Friday, so you def. aren't smarter than an 11 year old
Yeah! Your headed to walmart!!!
Yeah to third grade!
Back to elementary school
@Bluegirl texting 'then' instead of 'than' is a pretty major error..haha. \nSo yeah, there is no upside.
I’m gonna count that as a grammar error and give the kid some credit. haha
Only in Jersey