Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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that's because she knows what you do in there...watch Justin Beiber videos and "drop your kids off at the pool"....
Omg that's exactly what I'm doing right now too! Dead serious.
agreed. Who says takin a shit can't be a pleasant experience.
The only time I read tfln is when\nI'm shitting...
she probably thought you weren't going in there for a dump. (:
thats what i do in my own bathroom cuz im the boss
Except he's probably still in college, just home for summer. Way to jump to conclusions.
This is made of awesome. Those who vote negative fail.
This is a kid who has his priorities in order when it comes to the porcelain throne
Annnnddd back to the txt...maybe its time for your ass to move out of mommy and daddies house!
Eat more fiber?
Been moderating for 2 weeks now, keep getting same posts over and over, not a single post I like has been posted to site and the texts posted are posts Ive never seen. Anyone else have this experience? Is the pay to moderate thing a scam?
Your totally right! dude below me
Fuck the trolls!
This would not be a problem if you didnt still live with your mom
You know he could be home for like...summer, right?
I'm reading this from the toilet!
FIRST! just kidding fuck being first man..
I take my lap top to the bathroom, but for other reasons. Lol
In soviet Russia every1 drinks vodka!
I can't tell if I want to punch firsty in the face or give him a hug /:
I am certainly Firsty for more Soviet flavoured pretzels, but I can't help wishing my parents hadn't beaten me like a ginger step child.
Your Moms an ass...
i cant poop with checking facebook from my phone.
what's the problem-other than shit tickets, i'd say you're good to go...
Firsty you're a dumbass. But that sounds like me haha.
i pretty much only read tfln on the toilet.
What the FUCK. I don't get why all these like fucking kids are like I'm firsty like WTF go home u piece or shit.
you realize that you're just fueling the fire, right?
Comments like these make Firsty's power level increase :)
Rofl, I take my laptop to the bathroom at times as well.
Maybe u should move out of ur moms house.. I mean u are going on 40!!!
I really miss college as well!
fuck why does everything have to relate to college. Dropping out is where it's at!!
IF I EVER SAW ANYONE DO THAT AT MY SCHOOL I WOULD GIVE THEM A LOOK OF DISGUST TOO!
I hope you didn't bring Pretzels in there with you!
these pretzels are making me Firsty