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  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 15, 10 at 8:21pm

    that's because she knows what you do in there...watch Justin Beiber videos and "drop your kids off at the pool"....

  • Submitted by FreshnClean on Jul 15, 10 at 8:25pm

    Omg that's exactly what I'm doing right now too! Dead serious.

  • Submitted by JasonB on Jul 15, 10 at 8:15pm

    agreed. Who says takin a shit can't be a pleasant experience.

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    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Jul 16, 10 at 1:15am

    The only time I read tfln is when\nI'm shitting...

  • 85 73
    Submitted by mixn on Jul 16, 10 at 12:38am

    she probably thought you weren't going in there for a dump. (:

  • 84 75
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 15, 10 at 11:12pm

    thats what i do in my own bathroom cuz im the boss

  • 64 58
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:44pm

    Except he's probably still in college, just home for summer. Way to jump to conclusions.

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    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 16, 10 at 12:08am

    This is a kid who has his priorities in order when it comes to the porcelain throne

  • 65 70
    Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 16, 10 at 3:21am

    Multi-tasking?

  • 66 77
    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jul 15, 10 at 10:31pm

    This is made of awesome. Those who vote negative fail.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by mhg89 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:02am

    Eat more fiber?

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    Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 16, 10 at 2:33am

    Been moderating for 2 weeks now, keep getting same posts over and over, not a single post I like has been posted to site and the texts posted are posts Ive never seen. Anyone else have this experience? Is the pay to moderate thing a scam?

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    Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Jul 16, 10 at 3:07am

    Annnnddd back to the txt...maybe its time for your ass to move out of mommy and daddies house!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by HotTaMolly2405 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:35am

    i cant poop with checking facebook from my phone.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jul 16, 10 at 12:59pm

    i pretty much only read tfln on the toilet.

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    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 16, 10 at 1:46am

    This would not be a problem if you didnt still live with your mom

    • 47 60
      Submitted by Durhizzle on Jul 16, 10 at 1:53am

      You know he could be home for like...summer, right?

  • 47 69
    Submitted by iJameson on Jul 16, 10 at 5:06am

    I take my lap top to the bathroom, but for other reasons. Lol

  • 49 76
    Submitted by imsureee on Jul 16, 10 at 1:15am

    In soviet Russia every1 drinks vodka!

  • 56 90
    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 16, 10 at 12:44am

    Fuck the trolls!

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 15, 10 at 8:11pm

    FIRST! just kidding fuck being first man..

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    Submitted by HAHAOMGNICKNAME on Dec 26, 10 at 2:53am

    I can't tell if I want to punch firsty in the face or give him a hug /:

  • 41 62
    Submitted by jamz on Jul 16, 10 at 9:16am

    Your Moms an ass...

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    Submitted by sportsgirl1417 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:03am

    What the FUCK. I don't get why all these like fucking kids are like I'm firsty like WTF go home u piece or shit.

    • 42 73
      Submitted by diltsify on Jul 16, 10 at 4:39am

      you realize that you're just fueling the fire, right?

    • 45 54
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 7:39am

      Comments like these make Firsty's power level increase :)

  • 56 97
    Submitted by tigerfan21 on Jul 15, 10 at 8:12pm

    Your totally right! dude below me

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    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 15, 10 at 8:21pm

    what's the problem-other than shit tickets, i'd say you're good to go...

  • Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 15, 10 at 8:12pm

    I am certainly Firsty for more Soviet flavoured pretzels, but I can't help wishing my parents hadn't beaten me like a ginger step child.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by illmatic617 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:01am

    I'm reading this from the toilet!

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Samia on Jul 16, 10 at 2:33am

    Rofl, I take my laptop to the bathroom at times as well.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by strapon on Jul 16, 10 at 12:48am

    Fuck yeah

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    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 4, 12 at 7:09pm

    I really miss college as well!

  • 43 87
    Submitted by adhslax4 on Jul 15, 10 at 9:41pm

    Firsty you're a dumbass. But that sounds like me haha.

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    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 16, 10 at 9:40am

    Maybe u should move out of ur moms house.. I mean u are going on 40!!!

  • Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 15, 10 at 10:54pm

    fuck why does everything have to relate to college. Dropping out is where it's at!!

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    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 16, 10 at 2:02am

    I hope you didn't bring Pretzels in there with you!

  • Submitted by chchchcheck on Jul 15, 10 at 10:31pm

    IF I EVER SAW ANYONE DO THAT AT MY SCHOOL I WOULD GIVE THEM A LOOK OF DISGUST TOO!

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 8:34pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty