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  • that's because she knows what you do in there...watch Justin Beiber videos and "drop your kids off at the pool"....

    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 15, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Omg that's exactly what I'm doing right now too! Dead serious.

    Submitted by FreshnClean on Jul 15, 10 at 8:25pm
  • agreed. Who says takin a shit can't be a pleasant experience.

    Submitted by JasonB on Jul 15, 10 at 8:15pm
  • The only time I read tfln is when\nI'm shitting...

    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Jul 16, 10 at 1:15am
  • she probably thought you weren't going in there for a dump. (:

    Submitted by mixn on Jul 16, 10 at 12:38am
  • thats what i do in my own bathroom cuz im the boss

    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 15, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Except he's probably still in college, just home for summer. Way to jump to conclusions.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 16, 10 at 7:44pm
  • This is made of awesome. Those who vote negative fail.

    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jul 15, 10 at 10:31pm
  • This is a kid who has his priorities in order when it comes to the porcelain throne

    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 16, 10 at 12:08am
  • Multi-tasking?

    Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 16, 10 at 3:21am
  • Annnnddd back to the txt...maybe its time for your ass to move out of mommy and daddies house!

    Submitted by imcomingatyoubro on Jul 16, 10 at 3:07am
  • Eat more fiber?

    Submitted by mhg89 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:02am
  • Been moderating for 2 weeks now, keep getting same posts over and over, not a single post I like has been posted to site and the texts posted are posts Ive never seen. Anyone else have this experience? Is the pay to moderate thing a scam?

    Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 16, 10 at 2:33am
  • Your totally right! dude below me

    Submitted by tigerfan21 on Jul 15, 10 at 8:12pm
  • Fuck the trolls!

    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 16, 10 at 12:44am
  • This would not be a problem if you didnt still live with your mom

    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 16, 10 at 1:46am
  • I'm reading this from the toilet!

    Submitted by illmatic617 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:01am
  • FIRST! just kidding fuck being first man..

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 15, 10 at 8:11pm
  • I take my lap top to the bathroom, but for other reasons. Lol

    Submitted by iJameson on Jul 16, 10 at 5:06am
  • In soviet Russia every1 drinks vodka!

    Submitted by imsureee on Jul 16, 10 at 1:15am
  • I can't tell if I want to punch firsty in the face or give him a hug /:

    Submitted by HAHAOMGNICKNAME on Dec 26, 10 at 2:53am
  • I am certainly Firsty for more Soviet flavoured pretzels, but I can't help wishing my parents hadn't beaten me like a ginger step child.

    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 15, 10 at 8:12pm
  • Your Moms an ass...

    Submitted by jamz on Jul 16, 10 at 9:16am
  • i cant poop with checking facebook from my phone.

    Submitted by HotTaMolly2405 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:35am
  • what's the problem-other than shit tickets, i'd say you're good to go...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 15, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Firsty you're a dumbass. But that sounds like me haha.

    Submitted by adhslax4 on Jul 15, 10 at 9:41pm
  • i pretty much only read tfln on the toilet.

    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jul 16, 10 at 12:59pm
  • What the FUCK. I don't get why all these like fucking kids are like I'm firsty like WTF go home u piece or shit.

    Submitted by sportsgirl1417 on Jul 16, 10 at 2:03am
    • you realize that you're just fueling the fire, right?

      Submitted by diltsify on Jul 16, 10 at 4:39am
    • Comments like these make Firsty's power level increase :)

      Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 7:39am
  • Rofl, I take my laptop to the bathroom at times as well.

    Submitted by Samia on Jul 16, 10 at 2:33am
  • Maybe u should move out of ur moms house.. I mean u are going on 40!!!

    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 16, 10 at 9:40am
  • Fuck yeah

    Submitted by strapon on Jul 16, 10 at 12:48am
  • I really miss college as well!

    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 4, 12 at 7:09pm
  • fuck why does everything have to relate to college. Dropping out is where it's at!!

    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 15, 10 at 10:54pm
  • IF I EVER SAW ANYONE DO THAT AT MY SCHOOL I WOULD GIVE THEM A LOOK OF DISGUST TOO!

    Submitted by chchchcheck on Jul 15, 10 at 10:31pm
  • I hope you didn't bring Pretzels in there with you!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 16, 10 at 2:02am
  • these pretzels are making me Firsty

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 8:34pm