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  • Submitted by lafatu on May 30, 10 at 6:35pm

    You may not be getting fucked, but your engine is.

  • Submitted by aznasshole on May 30, 10 at 3:09pm

    Or get laid WHILE having an oil change.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on May 31, 10 at 2:21am

    10500 miles? I never thought I'd say this, but you need the oil change more than you need the sex. At least people don't think badly of you when you pay for an oil change.\n\nOn a related note, I think I just came up with the best idea for a business EVAR. We'll call it "Jiffy Lube." No wait, that one's taken.

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      Submitted by huskerfan9287 on May 31, 10 at 8:38am

      nicely stolen from two and a half men.

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        Submitted by arthurlux on May 31, 10 at 10:38am

        I've never seen that show. I must have arrived at the same joke independently.

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    Submitted by scubakevin on May 31, 10 at 1:43am

    All i can say is Periodic maintainace, periodic maintainance

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    Submitted by citizenkane on May 30, 10 at 7:46pm

    Sleep with the guy who changes your oil. Problem solved.

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    Submitted by buberto on Jun 1, 10 at 1:42am

    And all the grease monkey wannabe"s posting crap about oil changes, go stuff an eggplant up your asses with a compressed air pistol.

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    Submitted by blue1044 on May 31, 10 at 8:36am

    ottawa! love it

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    Submitted by buberto on Jun 1, 10 at 1:38am

    Time to lube a shaft, baby.

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    Submitted by NelsonD on May 30, 10 at 7:03pm

    Maybe they use synthetic! You can totally drive a good 10k w/o hurting the engine. But not getting laid, must be married.

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    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on May 31, 10 at 8:41am

    Anyone talking about him ruining his engine or whatever STFU, because anyone with a brain cell knows the 3k mile standard was developed back in the 1970s and since then cars have improved, but they haven't changed the standards because if you keep changing your oil every 3k miles, the companies that do oil changes can profit off of the uninformed. And you would know this information if you weren't retarded.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 10:39pm

    Pay for you oil change with sex. Problem solved Q

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    Submitted by KLH5541 on May 30, 10 at 3:13pm

    oil gets changed every 3000 miles, numbnuts. good thing you're engine didnt blow

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      Submitted by L8ROM on May 31, 10 at 1:23am

      Hey there numbnuts, any decent, modern car can go more than 3K miles without blowing its engine. My current car goes about 12K between getting its Mobile1 changed out and it's putting down 426hp.

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    Submitted by lotsabullshit on May 30, 10 at 9:42pm

    Hey KLH5541,...shut up

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    Submitted by icpinksheep on May 30, 10 at 3:40pm

    LOL no oil change after 10,500 miles?? Omg

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    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:01am

    Synthetics last a lot longer than regular oil, which still needs to be changed every 3000 miles. You're the dumbass.