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  • You may not be getting fucked, but your engine is.

    Submitted by lafatu on May 30, 10 at 6:35pm
  • Or get laid WHILE having an oil change.

    Submitted by aznasshole on May 30, 10 at 3:09pm
  • 10500 miles? I never thought I'd say this, but you need the oil change more than you need the sex. At least people don't think badly of you when you pay for an oil change.\n\nOn a related note, I think I just came up with the best idea for a business EVAR. We'll call it "Jiffy Lube." No wait, that one's taken.

    Submitted by arthurlux on May 31, 10 at 2:21am
  • All i can say is Periodic maintainace, periodic maintainance

    Submitted by scubakevin on May 31, 10 at 1:43am
  • Time to lube a shaft, baby.

    Submitted by buberto on Jun 1, 10 at 1:38am
  • Sleep with the guy who changes your oil. Problem solved.

    Submitted by citizenkane on May 30, 10 at 7:46pm
  • Maybe they use synthetic! You can totally drive a good 10k w/o hurting the engine. But not getting laid, must be married.

    Submitted by NelsonD on May 30, 10 at 7:03pm
  • LOL no oil change after 10,500 miles?? Omg

    Submitted by icpinksheep on May 30, 10 at 3:40pm
  • oil gets changed every 3000 miles, numbnuts. good thing you're engine didnt blow

    Submitted by KLH5541 on May 30, 10 at 3:13pm
    • Hey there numbnuts, any decent, modern car can go more than 3K miles without blowing its engine. My current car goes about 12K between getting its Mobile1 changed out and it's putting down 426hp.

      Submitted by L8ROM on May 31, 10 at 1:23am
  • ottawa! love it

    Submitted by blue1044 on May 31, 10 at 8:36am
  • Anyone talking about him ruining his engine or whatever STFU, because anyone with a brain cell knows the 3k mile standard was developed back in the 1970s and since then cars have improved, but they haven't changed the standards because if you keep changing your oil every 3k miles, the companies that do oil changes can profit off of the uninformed. And you would know this information if you weren't retarded.

    Submitted by huskerfan9287 on May 31, 10 at 8:41am
  • And all the grease monkey wannabe"s posting crap about oil changes, go stuff an eggplant up your asses with a compressed air pistol.

    Submitted by buberto on Jun 1, 10 at 1:42am
  • Hey KLH5541,...shut up

    Submitted by lotsabullshit on May 30, 10 at 9:42pm
  • Synthetics last a lot longer than regular oil, which still needs to be changed every 3000 miles. You're the dumbass.

    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:01am
  • Pay for you oil change with sex. Problem solved Q

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 10:39pm