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  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 1, 10 at 1:24pm

    U trying to hook up with 14 year olds?

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      Submitted by sandyballs on Jul 1, 10 at 2:52pm

      A bunch of grown ass women are obsessed with that shit too.

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      Submitted by Gluevah on Jul 1, 10 at 5:46pm \nMormon housewife fantasy with vampires, what's not to love?

  • Submitted by Dante on Jul 1, 10 at 1:07pm

    We need to really talk about your taste in women...

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 1, 10 at 1:05pm

    They'll be horny as hell after the movie. Pick the biggest Twilight fan out of your bootycalls and put some glitter on your face, you'll get more out of them than you ever have before.

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    Submitted by dantheman14 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:37pm

    Zacattack.. Eclipse is a movie you fuckin dumbass. I hate twilight and I knew that

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    Submitted by fyizzle on Jul 1, 10 at 1:03pm

    Buy them some pretzels for the movies

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:15pm

    Seventh!!! Oh and date older girls

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    Submitted by wellhey on Jul 2, 10 at 1:08am

    Thanks dantheman... Zacattack is a fucking retard.

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    Submitted by tbizness on Jul 1, 10 at 8:13pm

    Its not worth it

  • Submitted by anon33 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:07pm

    Well, it could work in your favor. Sparkly vampires and douchey werewolves seem to turn some people on.

  • Submitted by rosiegirl on Jul 1, 10 at 2:19pm

    No, my friend. No, you certainly do not want it that bad.

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    Submitted by thesmurfinator on Jul 5, 10 at 10:15am

    May the ENTIRE force be with you

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    Submitted by chucktownbluv on Jul 1, 10 at 7:07pm

    You should stop hooking up with 15 year olds.

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    Submitted by Vagmanec on Jul 3, 10 at 2:35pm

    You should be punched in the face for even considering it

  • Submitted by whkhawk55 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:29pm

    Do not

  • Submitted by dustindarko on Jul 2, 10 at 3:36am

    After the movie. Gang bang

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    Submitted by Tehperson on Jul 1, 10 at 1:06pm

    WTF there's like 15 ofthose comments

  • Submitted by Bsylvestri on Jul 1, 10 at 7:37pm

    yes you are that desperate

  • Submitted by ZacAttack188 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:03pm

    I don't know bro, I'd say first of all if "ALL" your women (as in 2+) are going to be at a bar, you should definitely make your way to a diff bar... From experience, you show up at a bar with 2 of your girls, it'll only create a big drunken mess.\n\nHowever, for textsfromlastnight stand point, please go to this party and give consistent updates of the events... now that I think about it, f'ck the classy text messages I posted earlier, just play these b*tches... :D

  • Submitted by whkhawk55 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:31am

    Haha yes

  • Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 1, 10 at 5:01pm

    No. If you need it that bad you're desperate.