dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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We need to really talk about your taste in women...
U trying to hook up with 14 year olds?
A bunch of grown ass women are obsessed with that shit too.
http://www.twilightmoms.com/ \nMormon housewife fantasy with vampires, what's not to love?
They'll be horny as hell after the movie. Pick the biggest Twilight fan out of your bootycalls and put some glitter on your face, you'll get more out of them than you ever have before. http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-11021.html
Zacattack.. Eclipse is a movie you fuckin dumbass. I hate twilight and I knew that
Buy them some pretzels for the movies
No, my friend. No, you certainly do not want it that bad.
May the ENTIRE force be with you
Its not worth it
Thanks dantheman... Zacattack is a fucking retard.
Seventh!!! Oh and date older girls
You should stop hooking up with 15 year olds.
Well, it could work in your favor. Sparkly vampires and douchey werewolves seem to turn some people on.
You should be punched in the face for even considering it
After the movie. Gang bang
I don't know bro, I'd say first of all if "ALL" your women (as in 2+) are going to be at a bar, you should definitely make your way to a diff bar... From experience, you show up at a bar with 2 of your girls, it'll only create a big drunken mess.\n\nHowever, for textsfromlastnight stand point, please go to this party and give consistent updates of the events... now that I think about it, f'ck the classy text messages I posted earlier, just play these b*tches... :D
WTF there's like 15 ofthose comments
yes you are that desperate
No. If you need it that bad you're desperate.