she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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If she were a blonde she'd probably have drowned.
No swallowing..just a floating blob of goo..priceless!
suck it...no no not your dick... OXYGEN!
It's funny in a hot tub too
I remember what a waste of time that was, too. My woman couldn't get any suction going, but it was definitely a nice thought!
I hope you called her Ariel during...
WTF? Halar? You can't even bother typing the entire freaking word??? Who the hell says halar?
If she drowned that would have been the most baller death ever. I can imagine the coroner calling her loved ones: "Hi Mr. and Mrs. Dicksucker's parents. There's been a terrible fellatio accident."\n\nRaaaaaaaandy should really be writing this comment.
See, it's not nearly as much fun as the underwater pornos make it look.\n\nUh, not that I've seen one...
this is halar!!!
My ex used to do that all the time. It just takes a ton of practice until she's finally good at it
She obviously forgot her scuba gear..amateur.