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  • If she were a blonde she'd probably have drowned.

    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 3, 10 at 1:47pm
  • No swallowing..just a floating blob of goo..priceless!

    Submitted by BaldJ on Jun 3, 10 at 1:41pm
  • suck no not your dick... OXYGEN!

    Submitted by canonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 2:59pm
  • It's funny in a hot tub too

    Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 3, 10 at 1:59pm
  • So true

    Submitted by redmankikit on Jun 3, 10 at 1:38pm
  • I remember what a waste of time that was, too. My woman couldn't get any suction going, but it was definitely a nice thought!

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jun 3, 10 at 2:18pm
  • I hope you called her Ariel during...

    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 3, 10 at 7:04pm
  • WTF? Halar? You can't even bother typing the entire freaking word??? Who the hell says halar?

    Submitted by Gillian on Jun 4, 10 at 3:03am
  • If she drowned that would have been the most baller death ever. I can imagine the coroner calling her loved ones: "Hi Mr. and Mrs. Dicksucker's parents. There's been a terrible fellatio accident."\n\nRaaaaaaaandy should really be writing this comment.

    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 3, 10 at 7:18pm
  • Blub blub.

    Submitted by callthecops on Jun 4, 10 at 3:13am
  • See, it's not nearly as much fun as the underwater pornos make it look.\n\nUh, not that I've seen one...

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 4, 10 at 9:15am
  • this is halar!!!

    Submitted by massgirl88 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:58pm
  • My ex used to do that all the time. It just takes a ton of practice until she's finally good at it

    Submitted by master0fwar on May 21, 12 at 10:42pm
  • She obviously forgot her scuba gear..amateur.

    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 6:11am