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  • Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 3, 10 at 1:47pm

    If she were a blonde she'd probably have drowned.

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    Submitted by BaldJ on Jun 3, 10 at 1:41pm

    No swallowing..just a floating blob of goo..priceless!

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    Submitted by donkeydong on Jun 3, 10 at 1:59pm

    It's funny in a hot tub too

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    Submitted by redmankikit on Jun 3, 10 at 1:38pm

    So true

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    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 3, 10 at 7:04pm

    I hope you called her Ariel during...

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    Submitted by Gillian on Jun 4, 10 at 3:03am

    WTF? Halar? You can't even bother typing the entire freaking word??? Who the hell says halar?

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jun 3, 10 at 2:18pm

    I remember what a waste of time that was, too. My woman couldn't get any suction going, but it was definitely a nice thought!

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    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 3, 10 at 7:18pm

    If she drowned that would have been the most baller death ever. I can imagine the coroner calling her loved ones: "Hi Mr. and Mrs. Dicksucker's parents. There's been a terrible fellatio accident."\n\nRaaaaaaaandy should really be writing this comment.

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    Submitted by canonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 2:59pm

    suck it...no no not your dick... OXYGEN!

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    Submitted by massgirl88 on Jun 3, 10 at 2:58pm

    this is halar!!!

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    Submitted by callthecops on Jun 4, 10 at 3:13am

    Blub blub.

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 4, 10 at 9:15am

    See, it's not nearly as much fun as the underwater pornos make it look.\n\nUh, not that I've seen one...

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    Submitted by master0fwar on May 21, 12 at 10:42pm

    My ex used to do that all the time. It just takes a ton of practice until she's finally good at it

  • Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 6:11am

    She obviously forgot her scuba gear..amateur.