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  • and you'll be able to trace the rise in nyquil sales to this one text

    Submitted by Anonymousssss on May 1, 10 at 1:26pm
  • This girl will be drinking nyquil tonight!!

    Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 1, 10 at 2:59pm
  • deffinately bookmarking this one. also gotta me a mental note

    Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 1, 10 at 9:29am
  • Ahahahaha... Douchebo Baggins...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Nyquil orgasms are way better than sober orgasms. Ten fold

    Submitted by julietalphayanke on May 2, 10 at 2:04am
  • Think I need to try it...

    Submitted by usualsuspect on May 6, 10 at 9:45pm
  • I concur

    Submitted by AnnaMolly on May 1, 10 at 11:32am
  • Whatever works for you!!

    Submitted by s3xys00ner on May 1, 10 at 2:05pm
  • New by nyquil Family/superorgasm size Btw the family thing meant extra size not fucking family

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 10:59pm
  • You had sex with a nyquil bottle?!? That's some hella wizard sleeve you got goin there. Was it at least travel size? Aaand, if this was a dude, that's even more embarrasing:][

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 1, 10 at 12:36pm
    • you're quite out of the loop guy. they're obviously talking about sex while being drugged up with nyquil. It's ok. I'm sure not everyone thinks you're an idiot...

      Submitted by CmroIROC87 on May 1, 10 at 1:41pm
      • Wow... Way to go Douchebo Baggins! Thanks for clearing that up for me, since there's no way that was feigned ignorance for the sake of a joke. \n\nDon't worry, I'm sure there's SOMEONE on here who doesn't know you're an idiot.

        Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 1, 10 at 1:49pm
        • that's still a bad joke....it sounds like you honestly think she had sex with a nyquil bottle

          Submitted by sequioa on May 1, 10 at 3:53pm
          • Is that what it honestly sounds like I think? How exactly does the "honesty" or "sound" come across via text?? You ever see "Happy Gilmore". Remember the bit about eating pieces of shit for breakfast? There ya go. It's called a play on words. Thanks for keeping up. CHRIST people are stupid nowadays...

            Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 1, 10 at 6:40pm
    • god you're dumb

      Submitted by sequioa on May 1, 10 at 3:51pm
  • There is truth to the fact that NyQuil can heighten the senses for women. My gf and I accidentally discovered this when we had sex one time while she was sick and was taking it. She said it always gave her wild dreams and then when we had sex it almost doubled the amount of orgasms she had

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 1, 12 at 10:29pm
  • swear to god i woke up today without ever having seen this text an thought about how someday i was definitely gonna have to talk a dude into fucking me after ive taken nyq with the movie 300 on the tv, just to see what level of epic my dreams would be that night

    Submitted by kokc1994 on Jan 31, 13 at 12:34am