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  • Smells like fish, taste like chicken, plug your nose and keep on lickin'

    Submitted by laughatyou on Jun 23, 10 at 2:48pm
  • I hate how guys act like theyre dick smells better. Your shit gets gross too!

    Submitted by kaylarw11 on Jun 23, 10 at 6:47pm
    • I have never encountered a bad smelling dick, it all smells like skin. Just like your vag won't smell if you wash it.

      Submitted by AliWin on Jun 25, 10 at 11:53am
    • Exactly. They're not supposed to smell bad and if they do why would you want to get up on that?

      Submitted by VMars11707 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:53pm
  • You shouldve squirted in his mouth when he asked for something stronger!

    Submitted by KaiserBlade on Jun 24, 10 at 5:10am
  • Damn

    Submitted by mgoretti on Jun 23, 10 at 2:37pm
  • Don't believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy. That's what they're doing, trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays, floral, berry, rain. I don't want my pussy to smell like berries or rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. I want to taste the fish. That's why I ordered it. - The Vagina monologues :)

    Submitted by xamericanhoneyx on Jun 23, 10 at 9:09pm
  • It was like she washed her vagina with an even dirtier vagina

    Submitted by philly3205 on Jun 24, 10 at 4:34am
  • I dont think i wld of shared this with the world... I mean... Wowwww

    Submitted by blite on Jun 23, 10 at 3:55pm
    • well the girl that sent the message didn't share it with the world her friend did

      Submitted by hughgrantsucks on Jun 24, 10 at 1:44am
  • I would have probably kept that comment to myself

    Submitted by Yandell on Jun 23, 10 at 7:32pm
  • You need to get a brillo pad and some ajax and wash that stank nasty cooch. I bet you smell like the shithouse door on a tuna boat.

    Submitted by mandygirl on Jun 23, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Gross!!

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Jun 23, 10 at 2:44pm
  • I kind of love that guy now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 10 at 10:52pm
  • Smelly vag

    Submitted by angieee on Jun 23, 10 at 2:41pm
  • Brave man..i wouldn't touch funky vag.

    Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Jun 23, 10 at 5:47pm
  • If you didn't punch him in the face at that point, you missed a golden opportunity. That was a perfect set-up line and he deserved it.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 23, 10 at 2:37pm
    • its not his fault she's disgusting. at least he was willing to do it at all

      Submitted by alias10 on Jun 23, 10 at 2:49pm
      • It's his fault he was rude about it, when it's doubtful he tastes any better.

        Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 23, 10 at 2:50pm
        • No, being rude would've been to stop as soon as he went down & told her. She should buy him something!

          Submitted by philly3205 on Jun 24, 10 at 4:31am
  • Taste like Chicken, keep on lickin. Smells like trout, get the hell out!!!

    Submitted by Pinkkniinja on Jun 24, 10 at 2:38am
  • Blue waffles

    Submitted by georgionigga on Jul 23, 10 at 5:22am
  • Eeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by maynard on Jun 25, 10 at 1:17am
  • I agree with 2:40, sounds fake. why would you want anyone to know this. wrong app. put this on the FML app.

    Submitted by maxy132 on Jun 23, 10 at 2:48pm
    • Why does it have to be fake because you wouldnt send it?\nSome people actually text their friends intimate things.....relax

      Submitted by Franzallday on Jun 24, 10 at 12:28am
  • Been there.

    Submitted by Nanou on Jun 29, 10 at 8:54pm
  • He just found out he likes boys or you smell

    Submitted by 702 on Jun 28, 10 at 3:43am
  • Fishy pussyz are the worst

    Submitted by onelifegone on Jun 23, 10 at 6:43pm
  • Maybe you need to use something stronger while cleaning...

    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 23, 10 at 10:18pm
  • Eew that's nasty. You must have tasted disgusting. Smellllly bittytccch

    Submitted by lizfacts on Jun 23, 10 at 7:44pm
  • I love to eat pussy! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

    Submitted by enitenite on Jun 23, 10 at 3:00pm
  • smellz delicious, tastes disgusting. gotta luv some good puss

    Submitted by MiZr00stUr on Jun 24, 10 at 1:35am
  • i'm "ordering the t-shirt" LOL jk, I would be ashamed.

    Submitted by truthnevertold on Jun 26, 10 at 8:30am
  • lmao biiing!

    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Jun 24, 10 at 7:53am
  • Ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 10 at 9:49pm
  • No, the epic fail was you thinking talking like that is funny.

    Submitted by maddox on Jun 23, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Omfg mandygirl!!!! Hilarious!!!!

    Submitted by maynard on Jun 25, 10 at 1:19am
  • You probably smelled like buttholes stuffed with wet dogs.

    Submitted by buberto on Jun 24, 10 at 7:17am
  • So who in Westmoreland County wrote this? Lol

    Submitted by katypsu620 on Sep 19, 12 at 12:32am
  • Epic fail lmao

    Submitted by fairydust on Jun 23, 10 at 2:37pm
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