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  • Submitted by laughatyou on Jun 23, 10 at 2:48pm

    Smells like fish, taste like chicken, plug your nose and keep on lickin'

  • Submitted by kaylarw11 on Jun 23, 10 at 6:47pm

    I hate how guys act like theyre dick smells better. Your shit gets gross too!

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      Submitted by AliWin on Jun 25, 10 at 11:53am

      I have never encountered a bad smelling dick, it all smells like skin. Just like your vag won't smell if you wash it.

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      Submitted by VMars11707 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:53pm

      Exactly. They're not supposed to smell bad and if they do why would you want to get up on that?

  • Submitted by xamericanhoneyx on Jun 23, 10 at 9:09pm

    Don't believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy. That's what they're doing, trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays, floral, berry, rain. I don't want my pussy to smell like berries or rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. I want to taste the fish. That's why I ordered it. - The Vagina monologues :)

  • Submitted by mgoretti on Jun 23, 10 at 2:37pm

    Damn

  • Submitted by KaiserBlade on Jun 24, 10 at 5:10am

    You shouldve squirted in his mouth when he asked for something stronger!

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    Submitted by philly3205 on Jun 24, 10 at 4:34am

    It was like she washed her vagina with an even dirtier vagina

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    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Jun 23, 10 at 2:44pm

    Gross!!

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    Submitted by blite on Jun 23, 10 at 3:55pm

    I dont think i wld of shared this with the world... I mean... Wowwww

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      Submitted by hughgrantsucks on Jun 24, 10 at 1:44am

      well the girl that sent the message didn't share it with the world her friend did

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 10 at 10:52pm

    I kind of love that guy now

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    Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Jun 23, 10 at 5:47pm

    Brave man..i wouldn't touch funky vag.

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    Submitted by angieee on Jun 23, 10 at 2:41pm

    Smelly vag

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    Submitted by Yandell on Jun 23, 10 at 7:32pm

    I would have probably kept that comment to myself

  • Submitted by mandygirl on Jun 23, 10 at 3:55pm

    You need to get a brillo pad and some ajax and wash that stank nasty cooch. I bet you smell like the shithouse door on a tuna boat.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 23, 10 at 2:37pm

    If you didn't punch him in the face at that point, you missed a golden opportunity. That was a perfect set-up line and he deserved it.

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      Submitted by alias10 on Jun 23, 10 at 2:49pm

      its not his fault she's disgusting. at least he was willing to do it at all

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        Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 23, 10 at 2:50pm

        It's his fault he was rude about it, when it's doubtful he tastes any better.

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          Submitted by philly3205 on Jun 24, 10 at 4:31am

          No, being rude would've been to stop as soon as he went down & told her. She should buy him something!

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    Submitted by Pinkkniinja on Jun 24, 10 at 2:38am

    Taste like Chicken, keep on lickin. Smells like trout, get the hell out!!!

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    Submitted by maxy132 on Jun 23, 10 at 2:48pm

    I agree with 2:40, sounds fake. why would you want anyone to know this. wrong app. put this on the FML app.

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      Submitted by Franzallday on Jun 24, 10 at 12:28am

      Why does it have to be fake because you wouldnt send it?\nSome people actually text their friends intimate things.....relax

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    Submitted by lizfacts on Jun 23, 10 at 7:44pm

    Eew that's nasty. You must have tasted disgusting. Smellllly bittytccch

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    Submitted by georgionigga on Jul 23, 10 at 5:22am

    Blue waffles

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    Submitted by maynard on Jun 25, 10 at 1:17am

    Eeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 23, 10 at 10:18pm

    Maybe you need to use something stronger while cleaning...

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    Submitted by onelifegone on Jun 23, 10 at 6:43pm

    Fishy pussyz are the worst

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    Submitted by maddox on Jun 23, 10 at 6:56pm

    No, the epic fail was you thinking talking like that is funny.

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    Submitted by Nanou on Jun 29, 10 at 8:54pm

    Been there.

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    Submitted by maynard on Jun 25, 10 at 1:19am

    Omfg mandygirl!!!! Hilarious!!!!

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    Submitted by MiZr00stUr on Jun 24, 10 at 1:35am

    smellz delicious, tastes disgusting. gotta luv some good puss

  • Submitted by enitenite on Jun 23, 10 at 3:00pm

    I love to eat pussy! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

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    Submitted by 702 on Jun 28, 10 at 3:43am

    He just found out he likes boys or you smell

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    Submitted by truthnevertold on Jun 26, 10 at 8:30am

    i'm "ordering the t-shirt" LOL jk, I would be ashamed.

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    Submitted by buberto on Jun 24, 10 at 7:17am

    You probably smelled like buttholes stuffed with wet dogs.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 10 at 9:49pm

    Ha

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    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Jun 24, 10 at 7:53am

    lmao biiing!

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    Submitted by katypsu620 on Sep 19, 12 at 12:32am

    So who in Westmoreland County wrote this? Lol

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    Submitted by fairydust on Jun 23, 10 at 2:37pm

    Epic fail lmao