after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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Smells like fish, taste like chicken, plug your nose and keep on lickin'
I hate how guys act like theyre dick smells better. Your shit gets gross too!
I have never encountered a bad smelling dick, it all smells like skin. Just like your vag won't smell if you wash it.
Exactly. They're not supposed to smell bad and if they do why would you want to get up on that?
You shouldve squirted in his mouth when he asked for something stronger!
love it! haha
It was like she washed her vagina with an even dirtier vagina
Don't believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when it's supposed to smell like pussy. That's what they're doing, trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays, floral, berry, rain. I don't want my pussy to smell like berries or rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. I want to taste the fish. That's why I ordered it. - The Vagina monologues :)
I dont think i wld of shared this with the world... I mean... Wowwww
well the girl that sent the message didn't share it with the world her friend did
I would have probably kept that comment to myself
You need to get a brillo pad and some ajax and wash that stank nasty cooch. I bet you smell like the shithouse door on a tuna boat.
I kind of love that guy now
couldn't agree more
Brave man..i wouldn't touch funky vag.
Taste like Chicken, keep on lickin. Smells like trout, get the hell out!!!
If you didn't punch him in the face at that point, you missed a golden opportunity. That was a perfect set-up line and he deserved it.
its not his fault she's disgusting. at least he was willing to do it at all
It's his fault he was rude about it, when it's doubtful he tastes any better.
No, being rude would've been to stop as soon as he went down & told her. She should buy him something!
I agree with 2:40, sounds fake. why would you want anyone to know this. wrong app. put this on the FML app.
Why does it have to be fake because you wouldnt send it?\nSome people actually text their friends intimate things.....relax
He just found out he likes boys or you smell
Fishy pussyz are the worst
Maybe you need to use something stronger while cleaning...
Eew that's nasty. You must have tasted disgusting. Smellllly bittytccch
smellz delicious, tastes disgusting. gotta luv some good puss
I love to eat pussy! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
i'm "ordering the t-shirt" LOL jk, I would be ashamed.
No, the epic fail was you thinking talking like that is funny.
You probably smelled like buttholes stuffed with wet dogs.
Omfg mandygirl!!!! Hilarious!!!!
So who in Westmoreland County wrote this? Lol
Epic fail lmao