No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Haha what girl wouldn't want that
that's fuckin romantic ;)
Let's be real: you mean two WEEKS of untapped cock. Waiting there. For ANYONE.
Lol untapped cock that's a new American classic
What's the address?
@idiotic mayhem... no one gives a shit.
you know what is even better than people who yell FIRST...the idiots that come after them and yell at the people who yell first.... b/c even though both comments are equally annoying and pointless I only have to read one FIRST but a plethora of the idiots that come after
"untapped" cock? Think you're having a romantic kegger? Dumb ass.