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  • 99 75
    Submitted by WorstTextEver on Apr 14, 10 at 10:00am

    Then they grow up and turn into people like you. Full circle.

  • 80 57
    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Apr 14, 10 at 12:04pm

    It's funny because it's true.

  • 83 66
    Submitted by donkeydong on Apr 14, 10 at 12:33pm

    Most of the kids in the campus daycare here belong to faculty...

  • 74 67
    Submitted by RachelDenise on Apr 14, 10 at 10:15am

    Wow, you people are hostile. Can't anyone just take a joke?

  • 65 50
    Submitted by breezy266 on Apr 14, 10 at 6:59pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 11:59pm

    Hahaha SMU!????

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 12:28pm

    11:49 get ur panties out of a bunch and shut up

  • 63 58
    Submitted by goldenrae9 on Apr 14, 10 at 4:52pm

    Um, usually employees at Universities utlize these. Or graduate students with families. Ours costs $1500 a month. That's not what drunk mistakes can usually afford

  • 66 64
    Submitted by silpandslide on Apr 14, 10 at 12:36pm

    Lmfao, at lest they didn't get the wire hanger treatment

  • 55 48
    Submitted by beccalee on Sep 23, 10 at 4:21pm

    I was a drunk mistake...and I went to base daycare...I'm not gonna have an aneurysm over it...neither should any of you.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by CCF on Apr 15, 10 at 3:59pm

    obviously the dal campus daycare. LOL

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:06am

    You know what's sadder? When karma comes a knockin' !

    • 40 55
      Submitted by miyayo on Apr 14, 10 at 11:06am

      you're just bitter cuz of your drunken mistake.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by tswiftie on Apr 15, 10 at 6:58am

    I don't think god is against abortion if a person need an abortion. My sister has a disease which restricts her ability to have babies but she can still get pregnant. She needed an abortion or else she and the baby probably would not have lived.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 8:43am

    Fuck you. I went to a college daycare. My mom decided to go back to school in her 30s.

    • 59 57
      Submitted by foundonfloor on Apr 19, 10 at 6:12pm

      temper temper. maybe your mom forgot the condom in the first place

  • 55 63
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 14, 10 at 2:45pm

    You were a drunk mistake I bet!

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:28am

    Children suck

  • 67 97
    Submitted by wonkie on Apr 14, 10 at 11:49am

    That's not a nice joke, do u walk by the childrens hospital or a childs grave and think the same thing??? Ur a low down person I hope god can forgive u bc I cant

    • 62 56
      Submitted by foundonfloor on Apr 19, 10 at 6:11pm

      good thing no one ever asked for your forgiveness. the joke is clearly lost on you

  • 60 87
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 14, 10 at 2:29pm

    How do you get 100 dead babies into a trash can? With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

    • 53 64
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 14, 10 at 9:56pm

      Dude, you botched the joke. "How do you get them out? Tostitos."

  • 55 80
    Submitted by yourajerry on Apr 14, 10 at 2:56pm

    "that's why god made abortion clinics" \nYou fcking idiot- God didn't make abortion clinics- he is against abortion.

    • 59 47
      Submitted by CCF on Apr 15, 10 at 5:47pm

      thanks pierre mcguire

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 1:11pm

    That's why God made abortion clinics.

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 9:22am

    First