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  • You're gonna get your dick bit off.

    Submitted by IneptAdept on May 12, 10 at 3:04pm
  • Trust me, it's not worth it.

    Submitted by JackBerton on May 12, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Since when do you need to pretend to love someone to have them suck your dick? There are plenty of women out there with no respect for themselves or sense of self-worth who would be happy to do it, no strings attached! But also, you're a dickhead.

    Submitted by Swanson8 on May 12, 10 at 9:45pm
  • velociraptor is probably a chick..which wouldnt surprise me given the name

    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 12, 10 at 5:20pm
    • velociraptors are like... the MANLIEST thing ever. they're basically wolves. in DINOSAUR FORM

      Submitted by Leto on May 12, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Nice....Wait....What?!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 12, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Asshole.

    Submitted by ninja_kenzie on May 12, 10 at 9:39pm
  • Are bj's really that hard to come by? Shit, I think I've been doing it wrong.

    Submitted by AvaDahl on May 12, 10 at 6:40pm
  • To each his own I guess. Prob not worth it when she turns from innocent little slut to crazy bitch

    Submitted by hooah33 on May 12, 10 at 2:12pm
  • Good to have women that sucks dick well and you love. They don't have to be the same women.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 13, 10 at 7:05am
  • Always

    Submitted by richland82 on May 12, 10 at 6:43pm
  • alright buddy but don't come complaining here when she starts stalking her "true love"

    Submitted by sequioa on May 13, 10 at 12:42am
  • Fucking asshole bitch

    Submitted by velociraptor on May 12, 10 at 2:47pm
  • I got scissors in hand

    Submitted by PARIStokyo on May 15, 10 at 1:18am
  • Try explaining that to your insurance company... they wouldn't cover the broken window or keying.

    Submitted by DJ1191 on May 12, 10 at 9:33pm
  • 1. Answer is *sometimes yes \n2. Velociraptor comment below is priceless! Better than the orig post.

    Submitted by wwiiace on May 12, 10 at 5:29pm
  • That's freaking awesome! I'm a chick and never even

    Submitted by fallingurrl on May 13, 10 at 1:39pm
  • 1. That's pathetic if you can't get a girl to give you a bj without professing your fake love \n2. Better move away if she finds out you were faking

    Submitted by redstar on May 12, 10 at 11:27pm
  • It's not worth it, but hilarious

    Submitted by bjbb24 on May 12, 10 at 2:11pm
  • I love freshmens haha

    Submitted by RosemeadGuy on Jun 28, 10 at 12:23am
  • Why is it that when a guy posts about coercing a woman into doing him sexual favors, the worst response from people is "dickhead," and in fact most replies condone his actions, and instead call the girl who will potentially do said favors, a slut or crazy bitch? Furthermore, when a woman posts on TFLN about her sexual exploits, perhaps about enjoying sex with multiple partners, with NO implication of coercion, almost EVERY response is a horribly offensive insult, ranging from slut to cunt? Hypocr

    Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on May 14, 10 at 2:06am
  • Already did it

    Submitted by radawtfwjd on May 13, 10 at 12:30am