there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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You're gonna get your dick bit off.
Trust me, it's not worth it.
Since when do you need to pretend to love someone to have them suck your dick? There are plenty of women out there with no respect for themselves or sense of self-worth who would be happy to do it, no strings attached! But also, you're a dickhead.
velociraptor is probably a chick..which wouldnt surprise me given the name
velociraptors are like... the MANLIEST thing ever. they're basically wolves. in DINOSAUR FORM
Are bj's really that hard to come by? Shit, I think I've been doing it wrong.
To each his own I guess. Prob not worth it when she turns from innocent little slut to crazy bitch
I got scissors in hand
Good to have women that sucks dick well and you love. They don't have to be the same women.
Fucking asshole bitch
alright buddy but don't come complaining here when she starts stalking her "true love"
Try explaining that to your insurance company... they wouldn't cover the broken window or keying.
1. Answer is *sometimes yes \n2. Velociraptor comment below is priceless! Better than the orig post.
1. That's pathetic if you can't get a girl to give you a bj without professing your fake love \n2. Better move away if she finds out you were faking
It's not worth it, but hilarious
That's freaking awesome! I'm a chick and never even
I love freshmens haha
Why is it that when a guy posts about coercing a woman into doing him sexual favors, the worst response from people is "dickhead," and in fact most replies condone his actions, and instead call the girl who will potentially do said favors, a slut or crazy bitch? Furthermore, when a woman posts on TFLN about her sexual exploits, perhaps about enjoying sex with multiple partners, with NO implication of coercion, almost EVERY response is a horribly offensive insult, ranging from slut to cunt? Hypocr
Already did it