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  • Submitted by IneptAdept on May 12, 10 at 3:04pm

    You're gonna get your dick bit off.

  • Submitted by JackBerton on May 12, 10 at 2:04pm

    Trust me, it's not worth it.

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    Submitted by Swanson8 on May 12, 10 at 9:45pm

    Since when do you need to pretend to love someone to have them suck your dick? There are plenty of women out there with no respect for themselves or sense of self-worth who would be happy to do it, no strings attached! But also, you're a dickhead.

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    Submitted by aTastyCookie on May 12, 10 at 5:20pm

    velociraptor is probably a chick..which wouldnt surprise me given the name

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      Submitted by Leto on May 12, 10 at 10:24pm

      velociraptors are like... the MANLIEST thing ever. they're basically wolves. in DINOSAUR FORM

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 12, 10 at 2:30pm


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    Submitted by AvaDahl on May 12, 10 at 6:40pm

    Are bj's really that hard to come by? Shit, I think I've been doing it wrong.

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    Submitted by ninja_kenzie on May 12, 10 at 9:39pm


  • Submitted by richland82 on May 12, 10 at 6:43pm


  • Submitted by hooah33 on May 12, 10 at 2:12pm

    To each his own I guess. Prob not worth it when she turns from innocent little slut to crazy bitch

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      Submitted by Leto on May 12, 10 at 10:22pm

      innocent slut?

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    Submitted by PARIStokyo on May 15, 10 at 1:18am

    I got scissors in hand

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 13, 10 at 7:05am

    Good to have women that sucks dick well and you love. They don't have to be the same women.

  • Submitted by velociraptor on May 12, 10 at 2:47pm

    Fucking asshole bitch

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    Submitted by DJ1191 on May 12, 10 at 9:33pm

    Try explaining that to your insurance company... they wouldn't cover the broken window or keying.

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 13, 10 at 12:42am

    alright buddy but don't come complaining here when she starts stalking her "true love"

  • Submitted by wwiiace on May 12, 10 at 5:29pm

    1. Answer is *sometimes yes \n2. Velociraptor comment below is priceless! Better than the orig post.

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    Submitted by redstar on May 12, 10 at 11:27pm

    1. That's pathetic if you can't get a girl to give you a bj without professing your fake love \n2. Better move away if she finds out you were faking

  • Submitted by bjbb24 on May 12, 10 at 2:11pm

    It's not worth it, but hilarious

  • Submitted by fallingurrl on May 13, 10 at 1:39pm

    That's freaking awesome! I'm a chick and never even

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    Submitted by RosemeadGuy on Jun 28, 10 at 12:23am

    I love freshmens haha

  • Submitted by Chuck_Blaeser on May 14, 10 at 2:06am

    Why is it that when a guy posts about coercing a woman into doing him sexual favors, the worst response from people is "dickhead," and in fact most replies condone his actions, and instead call the girl who will potentially do said favors, a slut or crazy bitch? Furthermore, when a woman posts on TFLN about her sexual exploits, perhaps about enjoying sex with multiple partners, with NO implication of coercion, almost EVERY response is a horribly offensive insult, ranging from slut to cunt? Hypocr

  • Submitted by radawtfwjd on May 13, 10 at 12:30am

    Already did it