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  • Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:02am

    It's the truth. Like no, seriously. I'm not even joking.

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      Submitted by _Emerica_ on Apr 26, 10 at 12:06pm

      Thumbs up = men. Thumbs down = women.

  • Submitted by IneptAdept on Apr 25, 10 at 3:11pm

    Swallowing is equivalent to holding the door open, remembering to put the toilet seat down and cuddling afterwards all at the same time.

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      Submitted by nokia3dbb on Apr 25, 10 at 8:50pm

      AMEN!!

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      Submitted by ringringhello on Nov 15, 10 at 4:11pm

      Yeah, and how many guys do all three consistantly?

  • Submitted by anon33 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:11am

    Because guys that make marriage decisions based on spitting or swallowing are the type that girls fucking go crazy for? Uh....

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      Submitted by Jackson_Kennedy on Apr 25, 10 at 4:58pm

      All guys do this. So unless she's into girls... It's got a timestamp. I won't even say it's not a big deal. I'll just say there's no other option... Unless you wanna talk facials.

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        Submitted by anon33 on Apr 25, 10 at 6:20pm

        What?

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          Submitted by Lou_Brication on Apr 26, 10 at 1:22am

          anon...you are retarded what is there not to understand about facials

  • Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 25, 10 at 2:46pm

    Just swallow for goodness sake! It's so much better! No mess. Plus, if you let him finish in your mouth you may as well swallow it. It's not like it's gonna hurt you. I do it cause I don't mind and my husband likes the fact that I do.

  • Submitted by Troubled on Apr 25, 10 at 11:50am

    Can some guy explain why some of you are so stuck on swallowing? I mean you've already cum so why does where it end up make a difference? I'll swallow I don't care just don't understand why it is such a big deal

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      Submitted by Jackson_Kennedy on Apr 25, 10 at 5:00pm

      Chalk it up to being one of those ridiculously awesome things you as a woman will never truly understand. Like how we'll never cum 3 times back to back... to back... Or get pregnant. Wait.

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        Submitted by _Emerica_ on Apr 26, 10 at 12:12pm

        Thumbs up for this guy.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 21, 12 at 1:44am

      Several reasons. Watching someone spit out your cum is disgusting (yeah, double standard, but work with me here). It's also symbolic that you're totally accepting all of "him" into you, that you don't find it degrading.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 10:25am

    Best advice ever! In the ass is the only acception to this rule..

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    Submitted by azgirlie on Apr 25, 10 at 1:12pm

    It's a natural teeth whitener :)

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      Submitted by dmzelda203 on Apr 26, 10 at 1:06am

      And a good source of protein! All in one!

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    Submitted by thedood on Apr 25, 10 at 1:55pm

    It's pretty much accurate. Spitters are quitters, and who wants to marry a quitter?

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    Submitted by xamd5121 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:23am

    Simply put, it doesn't hurt for a woman to do a little extra.

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    Submitted by thehammer7 on Apr 25, 10 at 11:59am

    Swallowing is love! That's the difference.

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    Submitted by crazyhawk9000 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:09am

    Indeed

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 8:29pm

    My wife swallows not all the time, but that issome of the excitement, wondering if she is going to swallow, sometimes it end up on her face, chest or back. It is not an everytime thing. It is just more exciting that way.

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    Submitted by pinkscooter on Apr 26, 10 at 12:43am

    For all the ladies that think it's gross...you just haven't done it enough...its like a prize for pleasing your man, you should be proud and actually finish the job by swallowing! It's the equivalent of us about to get off, him stopping and us having to finish with our hand....NO fun!

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    Submitted by AWomanScrnd on Apr 25, 10 at 9:01pm

    I think it's disrespectful not to swallow. If you're woman enough to get in your knees than you should no problems taking it!

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    Submitted by ol_topcat on Apr 25, 10 at 2:10pm

    Swallowing means you will go to every length to please your man. A guy that says it's ok not to swallow is mans equivalent to a woman's fake orgasm or size doesn't matter.

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    Submitted by greeneyesdazzle on Apr 26, 10 at 6:27am

    only like 5 calories ;) takes some getting used to but i agree it's easier cleanup and is about the same as cuddling, shows them how much you care :)

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 27, 10 at 1:49am

    I recently had a girl spit afterward for the first time in my life. She even seemed annoyed that I didn't "warn her". Like the bucking hips, quick breath, and hand pressing down on the back of her head wasn't warning enough! I was like, "Seriously?!? Your husband married you!?!" Then again, I guess her spitting isn't his biggest problem, heheh;)

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    Submitted by loststar247 on Apr 25, 10 at 12:59pm

    dicks and jerks won't have you, that is.

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    Submitted by mylifeiscrazy on Apr 26, 10 at 10:54pm

    Tips from a swallower: \n1. have a drink by where ever it is that it's (you're) going down. Keeping a water bottle in your purse is handy for this reason\n2. Clean him up afterwards. Use tissue to make sure he's dry. He'll appreciate you so much more.\n3. Brush your teeth and use mouth wash to get rid of the taste ans gritty feeling, and because kissing a guy after that is gross. If you are at his place, steal some tooth paste and use your finger... at the very least, have some gum

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    Submitted by dmzelda203 on Apr 26, 10 at 1:05am

    If you actually love him, you can do it.

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    Submitted by jnyboy on Apr 25, 10 at 10:50am

    Great advice

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    Submitted by richp on Apr 26, 10 at 1:52am

    I knew I would marry my wife after the first bj - right done the hatch. It was glorious.

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 25, 10 at 11:24pm

    Spitting is very impolite.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 10:32pm

    Not really? They can suck dick and let it cum on their face or chest, just as attractive.

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    Submitted by brittneychanelle on Apr 26, 10 at 6:00am

    Omgaaah I love it :) so true!

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    Submitted by hockeyhouse on Apr 25, 10 at 7:22pm

    Find a real man, not an asshole. I'd say problem solved, however good men are hard to find these days.

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      Submitted by nokia3dbb on Apr 25, 10 at 8:52pm

      there are plenty of good men out there. women dont wanna do what it takes to keep a good man

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 25, 10 at 4:28pm

    I wish my wifey did that shit....damn her self-respect

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      Submitted by Jackson_Kennedy on Apr 25, 10 at 5:06pm

      Tell her "It's okay b/c you heard it was difficult for some girls." Soon enough she'll do it out of the challenge. Then you can use the "It was good, it was just better when you..." line. And I think instead of "damn" you meant "fuck".

  • Submitted by appleface on Apr 25, 10 at 11:10am

    I don't swallow and my bf could care less...I guess real men can look past that.

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      Submitted by dbsmith on Apr 25, 10 at 12:03pm

      You must be his first girlfriend then.

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        Submitted by yanotsomuch on Apr 25, 10 at 12:58pm

        or must not be good at giving head

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          Submitted by Jackson_Kennedy on Apr 25, 10 at 5:03pm

          Shit. Or both. And he may be looking past that... at your slutty friends, who swallow. Just saying. Suck it up. [Literally is implied... To write it would be too easy.]

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    Submitted by ktskaggs on Apr 25, 10 at 1:01pm

    So true!!!

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    Submitted by cobra8645 on Apr 26, 10 at 7:44am

    This ones already been up for a while...

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    Submitted by anon33 on Apr 25, 10 at 6:21pm

    Jackson-Kennedy, you are way too worked up about this dude. Just wait until you get your first beej. It'll all be ok then.

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      Submitted by Jackson_Kennedy on Apr 25, 10 at 7:37pm

      New to TFLN. Not BJ's. You need to get new to swallowing. Or get used to being single. Just sayin'.

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    Submitted by Mc8111 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:16am

    anon33 must not swallow and her BF left her......

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      Submitted by anon33 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:19am

      No, I only like it in the butt.

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        Submitted by Jackson_Kennedy on Apr 25, 10 at 5:04pm

        My head is exploding b/c of the difficulty of choosing. Mind's made up. B/c girls exist that swallow and like it in the butt. Your days are numbered.

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    Submitted by Toxicxdreamzx33 on Apr 26, 10 at 11:15pm

    Haha im a chick n give this a thumbs up..its a life skill :)

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    Submitted by Mc8111 on Apr 26, 10 at 1:26pm

    Thank you pink!!!

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    Submitted by Booradleysneibor on Apr 25, 10 at 12:22pm

    awe and this is the dilemma- no marriage=no swallow

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    Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:28pm

    You da woman!

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    Submitted by cuminuface on Apr 25, 10 at 9:59pm

    Amen..... Finally someone speaks the truth

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    Submitted by Mc8111 on Apr 25, 10 at 10:20am

    Sweet!!!!!

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    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 25, 10 at 3:53pm

    No one's gonna take u seriously if ur a whore

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 11:27pm

    it makes me want to throw up! so nasty!

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    Submitted by snowbabii96 on Apr 25, 10 at 9:15pm

    omg so selfish y u focuse on boy guy and not the lady

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    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Apr 26, 10 at 10:03pm

    IneptAdept, YESS. You = ftw. Cause really, I swallow. My bf loves me. It's science.

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    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 26, 10 at 1:19am

    Amen.

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    Submitted by xoxo_gossipgirl on May 1, 10 at 1:25pm

    would u prefer a girl that swallowed or loves anal sex?