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  • Submitted by gdbear30 on May 20, 10 at 2:00am

    and i will call you squishy, and you will be my squishy!

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      Submitted by Carma1369 on May 20, 10 at 12:53pm

      perfect response...lol

    • Submitted by cuntosaurusrex on May 20, 10 at 3:09pm

      Amazing.

    • 71 81
      Submitted by urallstupid on May 20, 10 at 6:59pm

      another generic compliment to your reply.

  • Submitted by Daft on May 19, 10 at 11:17pm

    Spread the joy then.

  • Submitted by derpdeederp on May 19, 10 at 11:32pm

    boobs are wonderful.

  • Submitted by drunko on May 19, 10 at 11:19pm

    Never motorboated. I tried once but couldn't contain my laughter so I just sucked on them

  • Submitted by pawes on May 19, 10 at 11:21pm

    mhmm my boobs are so big i can rest on them and they are like soft portable pollows.

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on May 20, 10 at 2:31am

    You motorboatin son of a bi ch you old salior you!!!

  • Submitted by HarrisonRichard on May 20, 10 at 12:15am

    I can only bring myself to motorboat as a joke, there is absolutely no seriousness in throwing your face between two titties and flopping you lips around haha sorry

  • Submitted by sarahpage23 on May 19, 10 at 11:21pm

    how did you even do that? your boobs must be huge...

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      Submitted by douchemonger on May 20, 10 at 3:51pm

      or, she's stout and stalky...

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 20, 10 at 1:06am

    i love boobs! i am so glad i am a girl.

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      Submitted by that706dude on Jul 10, 11 at 12:55pm

      i love boobs im glad im a manwhore.

  • Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on May 20, 10 at 1:16am

    Haha I do this sometimes. It's best in the shower, with the hot water and all the bubbles, soo smooth and slippery!

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      Submitted by art_starrrrr on May 20, 10 at 6:04pm

      Well SOMEONE'S a whore.

      • Submitted by CsM on May 20, 10 at 9:17pm

        You?\nI'm proud you can admit it.\nNot many can.

  • Submitted by massgirl88 on May 19, 10 at 11:37pm

    its like one of those mooshy pillows

  • Submitted by anonymouse1 on May 20, 10 at 1:39am

    Pics or it didn't happen

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    Submitted by kaleb804 on May 20, 10 at 10:25pm

    That's nice

  • Submitted by thehrtrainer on May 20, 10 at 3:20am

    boobs r the reason i became a lesbian 2 boobs were not enough! & cowgirlqt ur secretly a lesbian arent you dont worry u'll get tru this phase. ur friends & family dont worry bout them im sure they already know ;-)

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      Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 11, 11 at 8:48pm

      stop trying to convert everyone! I'm completely straight and my boobs are awesome!

  • Submitted by dd32 on May 20, 10 at 9:37am

    Boobs make Jesus smile

  • Submitted by Grave_ on May 20, 10 at 6:27pm

    They feel like... Bags of sand.

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    Submitted by Leto on May 20, 10 at 1:55am

    i dont think i have any girl friends who dont play with their boobs. one of them was laying on me, facing up and i couldnt reach get my drink off of the table next to me because her boobs were too big and got in the way.

  • 84 82
    Submitted by mollycooke on May 20, 10 at 12:08am

    Hahah, I can do that too (:

  • 86 88
    Submitted by fd1 on May 19, 10 at 11:45pm

    share please ?

  • 74 72
    Submitted by laxbro on Jun 4, 10 at 10:42pm

    I like yo take on boobies.

  • Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on May 20, 10 at 1:03am

    Hahaha. I do this sometimes. In the shower is the best, with all the soap and water it's all slippery and fun!

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    Submitted by whiteboycustom on May 20, 10 at 11:24am

    Video or it didn't happen!!!

  • 80 89
    Submitted by mizzoufan88 on May 19, 10 at 11:59pm

    What's ur # lol

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 10 at 11:30pm

    Hey me too! It's fun haha

  • 64 60
    Submitted by crawford on Jul 2, 10 at 10:47am

    1 up for 706!!!

  • 73 78
    Submitted by iTone on May 20, 10 at 7:21am

    Damn your tits must be huge and flappy!

  • 82 98
    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 20, 10 at 12:02am

    I'll share!

  • 75 85
    Submitted by civicsi on May 20, 10 at 6:18am

    You motorboatin son of a bitch

  • 68 77
    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 3, 10 at 10:26am

    Your gross get a life.

  • Submitted by blabes on May 19, 10 at 11:14pm

    love motorboating...

  • 72 89
    Submitted by twasadreeeeam on May 20, 10 at 7:53am

    :D they're quiete awesome!

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 4:16pm

    You motor boatin' son of a bitch

  • Submitted by slots on May 20, 10 at 4:05am

    Wow. Sucking is much better.

  • 76 98
    Submitted by fitbounce30 on May 19, 10 at 11:39pm

    I love you

  • 70 87
    Submitted by nowayitsdeanna on May 20, 10 at 4:38pm

    agreed.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 20, 10 at 4:08am

    Motorboating is best when both are drunk.

  • Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 20, 10 at 1:09am

    there is nothing appealing to me about motorboating. why would anyone want to kill a mood by blubbering into my cleavage? (34DD)

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    Submitted by nastiigirl12 on Jun 1, 10 at 6:02pm

    ive done that..nd it does feell good..it is fun too

  • 60 74
    Submitted by iksworezsam55 on May 21, 10 at 2:43am

    Omg I've done this! So much fun, even better drunk

  • 64 85
    Submitted by pike1346 on May 20, 10 at 10:46am

    Share those fun bags. Boobs are wonderful

  • 67 92
    Submitted by pounddiaz on May 20, 10 at 1:41pm

    Boobs are the greatest playtoy a guy can get ahold of

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on May 20, 10 at 9:39am

    Shot in the dark: were you on ecstasy when you sent this? Not that a sober person wouldn't say this, because yay boobies, but it seems like an x text. Just curious.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 13, 10 at 10:28pm

    Call me, spread the love

  • 66 94
    Submitted by ImFly on May 29, 10 at 10:55pm

    You are amazing.... nuff' said.

  • 64 90
    Submitted by jenny_louise23 on May 20, 10 at 5:40am

    Ahah that happened to a friend of mine yesterday at school.

  • Submitted by ayemami on May 20, 10 at 1:51am

    Ahhh boobs

  • 60 85
    Submitted by ael234 on May 20, 10 at 3:28pm

    i can do that too!

  • 63 93
    Submitted by meanie010 on May 25, 10 at 12:43pm

    Jessi

  • 63 95
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 20, 10 at 10:20am

    It took you until now to figure this out? I thought it was common knowledge...

  • Submitted by klangford on May 19, 10 at 11:23pm

    If you can motorboat yourself then your boobs need a few more adjectives like LONG and DEFLATED and EYESORE.

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      Submitted by Viper3 on May 20, 10 at 12:14am

      you're just jealous and upset that your boyfriend has bigger tits than you.

    • 59 93
      Submitted by pandacat on May 20, 10 at 1:55am

      If they're LONG and DEFLATED, they're nowhere near her face.

  • Submitted by twisty86 on May 19, 10 at 11:18pm

    Amen to that

  • 58 91
    Submitted by PajamaShark on Jun 11, 10 at 8:25am

    I must meet her

  • 57 89
    Submitted by lostinadream on May 23, 10 at 8:16pm

    Your boobs must be huge, I count you lucky for that in and of itself.

  • 52 81
    Submitted by XanderUmbra on May 21, 10 at 11:54pm

    Y-E-S! I want to meet you and shake your hand and have my chest signed by your cleavage

  • 50 78
    Submitted by bella87 on May 21, 10 at 12:29am

    My boobs are not long or deflated. I did motorboat myself as a joke

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on May 20, 10 at 1:30am

    hah, at first i thought the op was a guy..

  • 54 88
    Submitted by RichDaKidd on Jun 14, 10 at 12:05am

    yes.

  • Submitted by antman420 on May 20, 10 at 2:01am

    I'm a motorboating son of a bitch!

  • 51 87
    Submitted by milkhoneyganja on Oct 31, 10 at 2:42am

    HOW?!

  • 44 74
    Submitted by andy78 on Aug 19, 10 at 5:26pm

    I think this woman could be my dream woman, do you like scottish men who look nothing like sean connery or gerrard butler?

  • Submitted by sexybitch123 on May 21, 10 at 12:48am

    I used to call my nanny my squishy

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    Submitted by mbb922 on Oct 26, 11 at 11:31pm

    I definitely know who this is XD

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:22am

    (.Y.)

  • Submitted by nailbiter on May 20, 10 at 2:47am

    @ gdbear30.......love it! Haha! One of my favs!

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    Submitted by ginganinja55 on Mar 10, 12 at 10:22pm

    My gf has 34DD's... They're fucking amazing haha

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    Submitted by misskae13 on Dec 10, 10 at 4:19pm

    one amazing thing about having big boobs :) I love it!

  • Submitted by ayemami on May 19, 10 at 11:29pm

    I can motorboat myself 48 ddd here haha. I don't need no guy to do it for me

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      Submitted by FatgirlFail on May 20, 10 at 5:02am

      I would never admit to being a 48 if I were you haha. \nNotice the majority of THUMBS DOWN!

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      Submitted by Carma1369 on May 20, 10 at 12:57pm

      why, why, why would you rather do this to yourself...it seems a lil more worth while if a guy or girl if that's your thing did it for you. Just sayin!

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        Submitted by ThreeFive2Raw on May 20, 10 at 10:42pm

        obviously she cant get someone else to do it for her so she has to do it herself.

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      Submitted by nastiigirl12 on Jun 1, 10 at 6:07pm

      for reel..i culd do it by myself too

  • Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 20, 10 at 1:12am

    all the girls that encourage this are secretly lesbian... sick.