My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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I hope you erased that text from your text messages history in prevention for the nosey girls... No wait.. I actually hope you get caught.
I'm going to get really mad about this text because people care about my opinion
ugh. really hope this guy loses his dick in a freak skiing accident.
Lol.. That's an extremely specific wish.
Gf= right hand, fb= left hand
new girl = his mouth
Too bad this whole text is a lie and you're still a fat virgin trying to get people to think you're a pimp.
Dude, that's not a period, you just cut both your hands... ;)
You're an idiot... Just saying... Oh btw. Girls can still get their periods up to 3 months of their pregnancy....
No, no they can't. I have no idea why you have 117 likes because this information is not accurate. They can possibly bleed a small amount but anything even close to a period amount is a bad sign.
some girls get really light periods that are identical to the minor bleeding you get during pregnancy
Yes, Yes you can. Have you never watched "I didn't Know I was Pregnant" !? Many of them have regular periods while pregnant. Hence not knowing. A friend of mine bled up until her 5th month. She also lost 20 lbs. I hate her
you'll get a visit from the sdt fariy soon.
unfortunately that means so will his girlfriend. not fun feeling like a dirty whore for no reason
you are disgusting.
Omfg what a pig
*high five* for positive re-enforcement. Not encouragement. Just do the girl a favor and break up with her if you're going to fuck around. Nobody deserves that.
i think you should get hit by a car ? yup sweet deals
Wow you're a fucking douche I hope u get caught u low life.
I hope he gets the third girl pregnant.
Retart. God, you don't deserve any of the girls you fuck.
Shouldt be proud of that...
Yeah, I am sure the ladies are just lining up for you!
this guy's obviously an optimist.
You will go far in life...not.
Douchebag.... You'll spend your life alone. No big deal.
not pregnant YET. can't wait till the day your cheating ass knocks them both up and you're paying child support x 2 for the rest of your life
some people are saying he's a winner.. he may have two girls, but who knows whether or not they're good looking? my guess is that they're both ugly. :)
I feel like this is Chadd with two d's
You dont have a gf OR an f buddy.....\nYou can lie to us, just don't lie to yourself...
Enjoy the Lord of the Rings marathon.
You are scum!!! Ugggh people like you make me lose faith in humanity!!
Funny thing is girls love assholes.. Keep up the good work
I didn't know being a complete ass was something to be proud of?
You're a fucking prick.
what a dick!
dirtbag get an STD
Moronic teenaged mentality having man-child, can't spend time by himself or might have to reflect on his life or lack of dirrection.....or i might be projecting
Dear (812):I hope you get a horrible, horrible Sexually transmitted disease. Also, I wish this on all the people who posted comments such as "I <3 you bro", "you fucking hero". Go to Hell you disease infested, or soon to be(hopefully), dirt bags. That's all.
Wow wat a fuckin tool
god this makes me embarrassed to have the same area code as you. FFFFUUUU-
It is true that all girls love asshole who beat them and treat them like shit.... It sucks for nice guys like me who want a gf and not a whore...
Your a cock sucker
I hope some one chops ur dick off and shoves it up ur ass. Ur a man whore!!
Ah, classy livin' in Southern Indiana.
Nothing but a loser
I hope u die u piece of shit
Wow so many offended women.... It's just a fake post lol
People hate on me for similar incidents
Like a boss?
no..the good news is, one day you will be the one getting completely screwed over. have fun fucking yourself for the rest of your life :)
I'm probably the only girl who likes this one...
mauiwowie you are my hero
Asshole. Though my bf and fuck buddy never have that problem...
The bad news is the chick ur going to sleep with this weekend is going to have a fire crotch and you aren't going to notice the green tint on her vajay. So you will continuely fuck them all and screws that shit like wild fire. Do us all a favor and flush your head in the toilet.
Just because he's got women lined up doesn't make him a low life. Makes him a winner. What's the secret?!
Your just a waste of space, not even funny
Way to go brother. The haters just don't understand.
Everbody's calling this guy a douche bag and saying he won't go anywhere in life but he's very clearly winning at life and he sounds pretty awesome to me. I think most of us are probably a bit jealous.
Yeah .... except that most people would be upset by this text are probably girls ..... girls who rarely have a problem finding someone who would be willing to sleep with them.
eventually you'll get caught, no doubt about it. You're gunna loose both girls, and gain a few STDs with the route you're on. GROSS.
Tbomber he would only pay it for 18 years
Don't listen to urallstupid. Your the biggest boss
No but really, you're gross.
you fucking hero
Actually women can have their periods throughout their pregnancies. With that said, I think this txt is fuckin hilarious!
OP, I hope you fuckin' die.
your a sad excuse for a man asshole!
I have a husband and a fuck buddy..both are well aware and even became friends so whose to say he's doing wrong. Swinging/open relationships rule. That said nothing against finding another but learn to play regardless of time of month :) Extra lube and most women are super horny :D
I hope they find out and cut his dick off
I <3 you bro
OMG that was BRILLIANT writing
threesome? ;) but wait till they get off of their monthly.
thumbs up threesome...thumbs down waiting :D
Er, isn't it possible that he's in an open relationship? Don't you guys think you might be assuming a *little* too much?
Wow... 11:18, loser! (both of you, op and you!)
You are either a very smart man or they are very stupid girls. Either way...good times
I hope they both get pregnant asshole.
Be a man earn your wings
Don't have sex. Cuz you will get pregnant. And die.
Coreyzd, youre the op aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!?!
Spoken like a true bro. All the haters can piss off because they are clearly jealous of you
Dick hey first one bitches