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  • I hope you erased that text from your text messages history in prevention for the nosey girls... No wait.. I actually hope you get caught.

    Submitted by gutsout on May 27, 10 at 8:21pm
  • I'm going to get really mad about this text because people care about my opinion

    Submitted by mauiwowie on May 27, 10 at 9:26pm
  • ugh. really hope this guy loses his dick in a freak skiing accident.

    Submitted by maggiewho on May 27, 10 at 9:09pm
  • Gf= right hand, fb= left hand

    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 27, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Too bad this whole text is a lie and you're still a fat virgin trying to get people to think you're a pimp.

    Submitted by urallstupid on May 27, 10 at 8:43pm
  • Dude, that's not a period, you just cut both your hands... ;)

    Submitted by KMehthas on May 27, 10 at 8:31pm
  • You're an idiot... Just saying... Oh btw. Girls can still get their periods up to 3 months of their pregnancy....

    Submitted by maynard on May 27, 10 at 8:10pm
    • No, no they can't. I have no idea why you have 117 likes because this information is not accurate. They can possibly bleed a small amount but anything even close to a period amount is a bad sign.

      Submitted by lettersjumbled on May 28, 10 at 8:54am
      • some girls get really light periods that are identical to the minor bleeding you get during pregnancy

        Submitted by Anonymousssss on May 28, 10 at 12:25pm
      • Yes, Yes you can. Have you never watched "I didn't Know I was Pregnant" !? Many of them have regular periods while pregnant. Hence not knowing. A friend of mine bled up until her 5th month. She also lost 20 lbs. I hate her

        Submitted by poppetsauce on Nov 21, 10 at 8:20am
  • you'll get a visit from the sdt fariy soon.

    Submitted by tspbaby123 on May 27, 10 at 8:36pm
    • unfortunately that means so will his girlfriend. not fun feeling like a dirty whore for no reason

      Submitted by hayowayo on May 28, 10 at 3:12am
  • you are disgusting.

    Submitted by crewingonstage17 on May 27, 10 at 8:39pm
  • Omfg what a pig

    Submitted by Prada0825 on May 27, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Bastard!

    Submitted by mcat on May 27, 10 at 8:55pm
  • i think you should get hit by a car ? yup sweet deals

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 27, 10 at 9:02pm
  • *high five* for positive re-enforcement. Not encouragement. Just do the girl a favor and break up with her if you're going to fuck around. Nobody deserves that.

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on May 27, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Wow you're a fucking douche I hope u get caught u low life.

    Submitted by luvschocolate on May 27, 10 at 9:46pm
  • I hope he gets the third girl pregnant.

    Submitted by eettrree on May 28, 10 at 12:54am
  • Retart. God, you don't deserve any of the girls you fuck.

    Submitted by ayemami on May 27, 10 at 8:35pm
  • Asshole

    Submitted by as129 on May 28, 10 at 12:29am
  • Shouldt be proud of that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 8:22pm
  • Yeah, I am sure the ladies are just lining up for you!

    Submitted by heartthrob on May 27, 10 at 9:40pm
  • this guy's obviously an optimist.

    Submitted by edare9439 on May 27, 10 at 8:07pm
  • You will go far in life...not.

    Submitted by timemachine on May 27, 10 at 9:11pm
  • Douchebag.... You'll spend your life alone. No big deal.

    Submitted by gracieann on May 27, 10 at 10:07pm
  • not pregnant YET. can't wait till the day your cheating ass knocks them both up and you're paying child support x 2 for the rest of your life

    Submitted by tbomber on May 28, 10 at 2:14am
  • I feel like this is Chadd with two d's

    Submitted by hollyhoo82 on Jul 5, 11 at 4:07am
  • some people are saying he's a winner.. he may have two girls, but who knows whether or not they're good looking? my guess is that they're both ugly. :)

    Submitted by janda on May 27, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Enjoy the Lord of the Rings marathon.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 28, 10 at 9:07am
  • You are scum!!! Ugggh people like you make me lose faith in humanity!!

    Submitted by DollfaceKO on May 28, 10 at 5:13am
  • You dont have a gf OR an f buddy.....\nYou can lie to us, just don't lie to yourself...

    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 28, 10 at 3:13am
  • Funny thing is girls love assholes.. Keep up the good work

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 10:42pm
  • I didn't know being a complete ass was something to be proud of?

    Submitted by annoyed on May 28, 10 at 2:22am
  • Loser.

    Submitted by mybizzy on May 28, 10 at 1:31am
  • You're a fucking prick.

    Submitted by MinagiV on May 28, 10 at 12:18am
  • jerk

    Submitted by NataSept on May 29, 10 at 2:53am
  • Dear (812):I hope you get a horrible, horrible Sexually transmitted disease. Also, I wish this on all the people who posted comments such as "I <3 you bro", "you fucking hero". Go to Hell you disease infested, or soon to be(hopefully), dirt bags. That's all.

    Submitted by misshawke on May 28, 10 at 3:11pm
  • what a dick!

    Submitted by ceece on May 28, 10 at 2:26pm
  • dirtbag get an STD

    Submitted by xhiszprincess on Dec 13, 10 at 9:53pm
  • Moronic teenaged mentality having man-child, can't spend time by himself or might have to reflect on his life or lack of dirrection.....or i might be projecting

    Submitted by evolwayz on May 27, 10 at 9:35pm
  • Wow wat a fuckin tool

    Submitted by spankyuno on May 28, 10 at 5:26am
  • Douche Bag!!!

    Submitted by CeeCee64 on May 28, 10 at 7:13am
  • god this makes me embarrassed to have the same area code as you. FFFFUUUU-

    Submitted by ashleydeth on Jun 3, 10 at 7:51pm
  • It is true that all girls love asshole who beat them and treat them like shit.... It sucks for nice guys like me who want a gf and not a whore...

    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 28, 10 at 3:21am
  • Playa!

    Submitted by ryno24 on May 28, 10 at 12:07am
  • Your a cock sucker

    Submitted by kmcarthur15 on May 28, 10 at 1:39am
  • Ah, classy livin' in Southern Indiana.

    Submitted by whatserface21 on May 28, 10 at 5:26pm
  • I hope some one chops ur dick off and shoves it up ur ass. Ur a man whore!!

    Submitted by softballbabe on May 28, 10 at 12:10am
  • Pig!

    Submitted by nee on May 28, 10 at 3:15pm
  • Nothing but a loser

    Submitted by velociraptor on May 28, 10 at 1:50am
  • Kill yourself.

    Submitted by DTF420 on May 29, 10 at 2:09am
  • Wow so many offended women.... It's just a fake post lol

    Submitted by sheepye on May 28, 10 at 3:48am
  • I hope u die u piece of shit

    Submitted by PARIStokyo on May 27, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Douchebag!

    Submitted by chickster2390 on May 28, 10 at 1:04am
  • People hate on me for similar incidents

    Submitted by alphajohnson on Dec 31, 10 at 11:52am
  • Like a boss?

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Jan 23, 12 at 7:21am
  • I'm probably the only girl who likes this one...

    Submitted by missbeehv on May 28, 10 at 12:06am
  • no..the good news is, one day you will be the one getting completely screwed over. have fun fucking yourself for the rest of your life :)

    Submitted by anonymous1111222 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:28pm
  • Swingers rule!

    Submitted by sexyme on Jun 2, 10 at 1:03pm
  • mauiwowie you are my hero

    Submitted by abcdefgHI on May 28, 10 at 1:56am
  • Asshole. Though my bf and fuck buddy never have that problem...

    Submitted by slytherinSlut on May 27, 10 at 8:17pm
  • Douche

    Submitted by redhead07 on Jun 28, 11 at 3:47am
  • The bad news is the chick ur going to sleep with this weekend is going to have a fire crotch and you aren't going to notice the green tint on her vajay. So you will continuely fuck them all and screws that shit like wild fire. Do us all a favor and flush your head in the toilet.

    Submitted by lollygaga on May 28, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Just because he's got women lined up doesn't make him a low life. Makes him a winner. What's the secret?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Your just a waste of space, not even funny

    Submitted by AnonymousQLD on May 28, 10 at 8:54am
  • eventually you'll get caught, no doubt about it. You're gunna loose both girls, and gain a few STDs with the route you're on. GROSS.

    Submitted by a88j on May 28, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Everbody's calling this guy a douche bag and saying he won't go anywhere in life but he's very clearly winning at life and he sounds pretty awesome to me. I think most of us are probably a bit jealous.

    Submitted by coreyzd on May 27, 10 at 10:16pm
    • Yeah .... except that most people would be upset by this text are probably girls ..... girls who rarely have a problem finding someone who would be willing to sleep with them.

      Submitted by mandyyy on May 27, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Tbomber he would only pay it for 18 years

    Submitted by ohnonotagain on May 28, 10 at 1:02pm
  • Way to go brother. The haters just don't understand.

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 27, 10 at 11:50pm
  • you fucking hero

    Submitted by adam58 on May 28, 10 at 9:11am
  • No but really, you're gross.

    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Jan 23, 12 at 7:23am
  • Fuk u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 9:13am
  • Don't listen to urallstupid. Your the biggest boss

    Submitted by BonerSoup on May 28, 10 at 12:29am
  • 

    Submitted by effyewseekay on May 27, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Actually women can have their periods throughout their pregnancies. With that said, I think this txt is fuckin hilarious!

    Submitted by jenpearce on May 27, 10 at 8:35pm
  • OP, I hope you fuckin' die.

    Submitted by pinkspider on May 28, 10 at 2:20am
  • your a sad excuse for a man asshole!

    Submitted by tayybabayy15 on May 31, 10 at 12:38am
  • I hope they find out and cut his dick off

    Submitted by GabyBaby on May 31, 10 at 3:08am
  • I have a husband and a fuck buddy..both are well aware and even became friends so whose to say he's doing wrong. Swinging/open relationships rule. That said nothing against finding another but learn to play regardless of time of month :) Extra lube and most women are super horny :D

    Submitted by fun2play on May 30, 10 at 3:26pm
  • I <3 you bro

    Submitted by mlipscomb12 on May 28, 10 at 3:04am
  • Ohh.

    Submitted by LexyhB on Aug 5, 14 at 7:47pm
  • OMG that was BRILLIANT writing

    Submitted by thegoodsRgr8 on May 27, 10 at 11:58pm
  • threesome? ;) but wait till they get off of their monthly.

    Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on May 28, 10 at 8:41am
  • Er, isn't it possible that he's in an open relationship? Don't you guys think you might be assuming a *little* too much?

    Submitted by Haxagon on May 27, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Wow... 11:18, loser! (both of you, op and you!)

    Submitted by kross314 on May 27, 10 at 11:26pm
  • You are either a very smart man or they are very stupid girls. Either way...good times

    Submitted by drunkone1 on May 28, 10 at 12:21am
  • I hope they both get pregnant asshole.

    Submitted by hambien on May 24, 11 at 11:19am
  • Be a man earn your wings

    Submitted by dawgnn on May 28, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Don't have sex. Cuz you will get pregnant. And die.

    Submitted by ilikepanties on Jan 6, 12 at 1:04am
  • Coreyzd, youre the op aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!?!

    Submitted by BJM on May 27, 10 at 11:18pm
  • Spoken like a true bro. All the haters can piss off because they are clearly jealous of you

    Submitted by xCRxGrizzly on May 28, 10 at 12:20am
  • Dick hey first one bitches

    Submitted by abeautifulmess on May 27, 10 at 8:07pm