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  • Submitted by gutsout on May 27, 10 at 8:21pm

    I hope you erased that text from your text messages history in prevention for the nosey girls... No wait.. I actually hope you get caught.

  • Submitted by mauiwowie on May 27, 10 at 9:26pm

    I'm going to get really mad about this text because people care about my opinion

  • Submitted by maggiewho on May 27, 10 at 9:09pm

    ugh. really hope this guy loses his dick in a freak skiing accident.

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      Submitted by ojg15 on May 28, 10 at 9:48am

      Lol.. That's an extremely specific wish.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on May 27, 10 at 8:43pm

    Too bad this whole text is a lie and you're still a fat virgin trying to get people to think you're a pimp.

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on May 27, 10 at 8:51pm

    Gf= right hand, fb= left hand

    • 47 65
      Submitted by hyetal on Aug 2, 11 at 1:01am

      new girl = his mouth

  • Submitted by maynard on May 27, 10 at 8:10pm

    You're an idiot... Just saying... Oh btw. Girls can still get their periods up to 3 months of their pregnancy....

    • 57 83
      Submitted by lettersjumbled on May 28, 10 at 8:54am

      No, no they can't. I have no idea why you have 117 likes because this information is not accurate. They can possibly bleed a small amount but anything even close to a period amount is a bad sign.

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        Submitted by Anonymousssss on May 28, 10 at 12:25pm

        some girls get really light periods that are identical to the minor bleeding you get during pregnancy

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        Submitted by poppetsauce on Nov 21, 10 at 8:20am

        Yes, Yes you can. Have you never watched "I didn't Know I was Pregnant" !? Many of them have regular periods while pregnant. Hence not knowing. A friend of mine bled up until her 5th month. She also lost 20 lbs. I hate her

  • Submitted by crewingonstage17 on May 27, 10 at 8:39pm

    you are disgusting.

  • Submitted by KMehthas on May 27, 10 at 8:31pm

    Dude, that's not a period, you just cut both your hands... ;)

  • Submitted by Prada0825 on May 27, 10 at 8:17pm

    Omfg what a pig

  • Submitted by tspbaby123 on May 27, 10 at 8:36pm

    you'll get a visit from the sdt fariy soon.

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      Submitted by hayowayo on May 28, 10 at 3:12am

      unfortunately that means so will his girlfriend. not fun feeling like a dirty whore for no reason

  • Submitted by mcat on May 27, 10 at 8:55pm

    Bastard!

  • Submitted by luvschocolate on May 27, 10 at 9:46pm

    Wow you're a fucking douche I hope u get caught u low life.

  • Submitted by Briannaaaaa on May 27, 10 at 11:39pm

    *high five* for positive re-enforcement. Not encouragement. Just do the girl a favor and break up with her if you're going to fuck around. Nobody deserves that.

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 27, 10 at 9:02pm

    i think you should get hit by a car ? yup sweet deals

  • Submitted by ayemami on May 27, 10 at 8:35pm

    Retart. God, you don't deserve any of the girls you fuck.

  • Submitted by as129 on May 28, 10 at 12:29am

    Asshole

  • Submitted by heartthrob on May 27, 10 at 9:40pm

    Yeah, I am sure the ladies are just lining up for you!

  • Submitted by gracieann on May 27, 10 at 10:07pm

    Douchebag.... You'll spend your life alone. No big deal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 8:22pm

    Shouldt be proud of that...

  • Submitted by MinagiV on May 28, 10 at 12:18am

    You're a fucking prick.

  • Submitted by edare9439 on May 27, 10 at 8:07pm

    this guy's obviously an optimist.

  • Submitted by eettrree on May 28, 10 at 12:54am

    I hope he gets the third girl pregnant.

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    Submitted by annoyed on May 28, 10 at 2:22am

    I didn't know being a complete ass was something to be proud of?

  • 99 85
    Submitted by tbomber on May 28, 10 at 2:14am

    not pregnant YET. can't wait till the day your cheating ass knocks them both up and you're paying child support x 2 for the rest of your life

  • 88 72
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 28, 10 at 3:13am

    You dont have a gf OR an f buddy.....\nYou can lie to us, just don't lie to yourself...

  • 95 88
    Submitted by timemachine on May 27, 10 at 9:11pm

    You will go far in life...not.

  • 95 93
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 27, 10 at 9:35pm

    Moronic teenaged mentality having man-child, can't spend time by himself or might have to reflect on his life or lack of dirrection.....or i might be projecting

  • 89 85
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 28, 10 at 9:07am

    Enjoy the Lord of the Rings marathon.

  • 86 79
    Submitted by mybizzy on May 28, 10 at 1:31am

    Loser.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by DollfaceKO on May 28, 10 at 5:13am

    You are scum!!! Ugggh people like you make me lose faith in humanity!!

  • 88 91
    Submitted by janda on May 27, 10 at 11:33pm

    some people are saying he's a winner.. he may have two girls, but who knows whether or not they're good looking? my guess is that they're both ugly. :)

  • 87 91
    Submitted by velociraptor on May 28, 10 at 1:50am

    Nothing but a loser

  • 84 88
    Submitted by guitar_boy on May 28, 10 at 3:21am

    It is true that all girls love asshole who beat them and treat them like shit.... It sucks for nice guys like me who want a gf and not a whore...

  • 86 92
    Submitted by ryno24 on May 28, 10 at 12:07am

    Playa!

  • 79 80
    Submitted by chickster2390 on May 28, 10 at 1:04am

    Douchebag!

  • 81 88
    Submitted by softballbabe on May 28, 10 at 12:10am

    I hope some one chops ur dick off and shoves it up ur ass. Ur a man whore!!

  • 73 77
    Submitted by lollygaga on May 28, 10 at 1:59pm

    The bad news is the chick ur going to sleep with this weekend is going to have a fire crotch and you aren't going to notice the green tint on her vajay. So you will continuely fuck them all and screws that shit like wild fire. Do us all a favor and flush your head in the toilet.

  • 72 78
    Submitted by whatserface21 on May 28, 10 at 5:26pm

    Ah, classy livin' in Southern Indiana.

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    Submitted by misshawke on May 28, 10 at 3:11pm

    Dear (812):I hope you get a horrible, horrible Sexually transmitted disease. Also, I wish this on all the people who posted comments such as "I <3 you bro", "you fucking hero". Go to Hell you disease infested, or soon to be(hopefully), dirt bags. That's all.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by DTF420 on May 29, 10 at 2:09am

    Kill yourself.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by kmcarthur15 on May 28, 10 at 1:39am

    Your a cock sucker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 10:42pm

    Funny thing is girls love assholes.. Keep up the good work

  • 75 90
    Submitted by spankyuno on May 28, 10 at 5:26am

    Wow wat a fuckin tool

  • 61 67
    Submitted by xhiszprincess on Dec 13, 10 at 9:53pm

    dirtbag get an STD

  • 60 65
    Submitted by NataSept on May 29, 10 at 2:53am

    jerk

  • 64 75
    Submitted by ohnonotagain on May 28, 10 at 1:02pm

    Tbomber he would only pay it for 18 years

  • 67 81
    Submitted by PARIStokyo on May 27, 10 at 11:45pm

    I hope u die u piece of shit

  • 72 92
    Submitted by CeeCee64 on May 28, 10 at 7:13am

    Douche Bag!!!

  • 60 71
    Submitted by nee on May 28, 10 at 3:15pm

    Pig!

  • 72 95
    Submitted by effyewseekay on May 27, 10 at 9:23pm

    

  • 56 64
    Submitted by alphajohnson on Dec 31, 10 at 11:52am

    People hate on me for similar incidents

  • 71 97
    Submitted by ceece on May 28, 10 at 2:26pm

    what a dick!

  • 71 99
    Submitted by dawgnn on May 28, 10 at 6:15pm

    Be a man earn your wings

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 10 at 9:13am

    Fuk u

  • 54 69
    Submitted by GabyBaby on May 31, 10 at 3:08am

    I hope they find out and cut his dick off

  • Submitted by mlipscomb12 on May 28, 10 at 3:04am

    I <3 you bro

  • Submitted by jenpearce on May 27, 10 at 8:35pm

    Actually women can have their periods throughout their pregnancies. With that said, I think this txt is fuckin hilarious!

  • 61 84
    Submitted by sexyme on Jun 2, 10 at 1:03pm

    Swingers rule!

  • 62 88
    Submitted by ashleydeth on Jun 3, 10 at 7:51pm

    god this makes me embarrassed to have the same area code as you. FFFFUUUU-

  • 66 97
    Submitted by sheepye on May 28, 10 at 3:48am

    Wow so many offended women.... It's just a fake post lol

  • 43 53
    Submitted by hollyhoo82 on Jul 5, 11 at 4:07am

    I feel like this is Chadd with two d's

  • 47 61
    Submitted by redhead07 on Jun 28, 11 at 3:47am

    Douche

  • 65 97
    Submitted by AnonymousQLD on May 28, 10 at 8:54am

    Your just a waste of space, not even funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 10 at 11:18pm

    Just because he's got women lined up doesn't make him a low life. Makes him a winner. What's the secret?!

  • 59 86
    Submitted by abcdefgHI on May 28, 10 at 1:56am

    mauiwowie you are my hero

  • 62 93
    Submitted by tayybabayy15 on May 31, 10 at 12:38am

    your a sad excuse for a man asshole!

  • 58 86
    Submitted by a88j on May 28, 10 at 4:14pm

    eventually you'll get caught, no doubt about it. You're gunna loose both girls, and gain a few STDs with the route you're on. GROSS.

  • 59 90
    Submitted by anonymous1111222 on Jun 1, 10 at 9:28pm

    no..the good news is, one day you will be the one getting completely screwed over. have fun fucking yourself for the rest of your life :)

  • Submitted by coreyzd on May 27, 10 at 10:16pm

    Everbody's calling this guy a douche bag and saying he won't go anywhere in life but he's very clearly winning at life and he sounds pretty awesome to me. I think most of us are probably a bit jealous.

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      Submitted by mandyyy on May 27, 10 at 11:29pm

      Yeah .... except that most people would be upset by this text are probably girls ..... girls who rarely have a problem finding someone who would be willing to sleep with them.

  • 62 98
    Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on May 28, 10 at 8:41am

    threesome? ;) but wait till they get off of their monthly.

    • 55 63
      Submitted by fun2play on May 31, 10 at 5:53pm

      thumbs up threesome...thumbs down waiting :D

  • 60 94
    Submitted by kross314 on May 27, 10 at 11:26pm

    Wow... 11:18, loser! (both of you, op and you!)

  • Submitted by Haxagon on May 27, 10 at 10:49pm

    Er, isn't it possible that he's in an open relationship? Don't you guys think you might be assuming a *little* too much?

  • Submitted by pinkspider on May 28, 10 at 2:20am

    OP, I hope you fuckin' die.

  • Submitted by xCRxGrizzly on May 28, 10 at 12:20am

    Spoken like a true bro. All the haters can piss off because they are clearly jealous of you

  • Submitted by thegoodsRgr8 on May 27, 10 at 11:58pm

    OMG that was BRILLIANT writing

  • Submitted by slytherinSlut on May 27, 10 at 8:17pm

    Asshole. Though my bf and fuck buddy never have that problem...

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Jan 23, 12 at 7:23am

    No but really, you're gross.

  • Submitted by BJM on May 27, 10 at 11:18pm

    Coreyzd, youre the op aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!?!

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    Submitted by hambien on May 24, 11 at 11:19am

    I hope they both get pregnant asshole.

  • Submitted by BonerSoup on May 28, 10 at 12:29am

    Don't listen to urallstupid. Your the biggest boss

  • Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 27, 10 at 11:50pm

    Way to go brother. The haters just don't understand.

  • Submitted by drunkone1 on May 28, 10 at 12:21am

    You are either a very smart man or they are very stupid girls. Either way...good times

  • Submitted by missbeehv on May 28, 10 at 12:06am

    I'm probably the only girl who likes this one...

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    Submitted by LexyhB on Aug 5, 14 at 7:47pm

    Ohh.

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Jan 23, 12 at 7:21am

    Like a boss?

  • 31 61
    Submitted by ilikepanties on Jan 6, 12 at 1:04am

    Don't have sex. Cuz you will get pregnant. And die.

  • Submitted by fun2play on May 30, 10 at 3:26pm

    I have a husband and a fuck buddy..both are well aware and even became friends so whose to say he's doing wrong. Swinging/open relationships rule. That said nothing against finding another but learn to play regardless of time of month :) Extra lube and most women are super horny :D

  • Submitted by adam58 on May 28, 10 at 9:11am

    you fucking hero

  • Submitted by abeautifulmess on May 27, 10 at 8:07pm

    Dick hey first one bitches