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(313): View more from Michigan

The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame

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(410): View more from Maryland

i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there

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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.

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(734): View more from Michigan

debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.

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(618): View more from Illinois

When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.

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(574): View more from Indiana

all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?

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