First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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Seems like a good FIRST night
I hope those girls were at least SIXTEEN...
One FOURTH of the people there were probably virgins.
Go stick your dick inside of the crying girl. That is some hot shit. Every time she sobs, she clenches her vaginal muscles, making that pussy tight as fuck. Then cum on her face and tell her you only did it to help hide the tears. Oh yeah!!!
What we have here folks, is a terrible, terrible, person.
Maybe you should subtract a THIRD of those girls and fuck them
A FIFTH group was still one their way but got lost
Mmmmm Firsty! There you are! Haven't seen you around here in a while.
And God said, let there be tequila and there was of course, a party.
You guys ruined it...
Firsty is proud of the comments on this text :) These pretzels are making me Firsty!
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, FLOOR.
There could be an even better SECOND night if you buy shit that's better than tequila.
I love it when "First, Second, et al" posts are cleverly tied to the post. WTG folks! http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com
Nuttin' like a FIFTH of Tequila!
do me a favor and pour me some JAGER!
Sounds all to familiar, nice going!
this is a true night
Ya think? Sounds like a good night to me, or at least entertaining.
no christening will be complete until you fuck a stranger on the bathroom floor. I'm pretty sure that's in the constitution or something :S