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  • 89 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:46pm

    Does no one wonder why he's jacking off to porn when she's right there in the first place??!

  • 82 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:26pm

    he's just getting the party started himself is all.

  • 78 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:44pm

    thats kinda cute in a ridiculously creepy way

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:52pm

    sweet, sweet foreplay

  • 69 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:10pm

    He was totally jerking it to Hermione not her

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:07am

    He was watching Harry Potter...not you.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:57pm

    first, it was never established if the person drinking and watching harry potter was female, second who does that anyway

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:26pm

    Are you sure he wasn't jerking it to the Harry Potter movie?

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:01pm

    Although I'm tempted to ask what so many already have (WHY is he jacking off when his lover is in the same room?), I can't say with any certainty that the guy simply has a strange sexual preference of man-handling himself while fantasizing rather than being with a partner. Everyone's different.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    heyy when there's no pop in the house i crack open a cooler (which is juice anyway)... me and my housemate where watching HP and drinking... no one was jacking off though

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Me777 on May 31, 10 at 11:13am

    I would jerk off to Luna not you

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:09pm

    holy shit @3:57#1 do you have to throw the "it could be a guy" reference. every thread on this site has some jackass who infers that it could be a guy. stop it, just stop.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:38pm

    Why would they be okay with their significant other watching porn? Ughh...

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:30pm

    3:55 great reference. This bitch should be doing something more useful with her life. She should have a cock in her mouth

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:52pm

    i think, thats romantic :) but also, i see that you find it weird that you like it lol.

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:51pm

    i agree with 7:26. wtf!

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:49pm

    I'm with 3:46...why would you jack it with a drunk girl in the room??

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:37am

    THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE IN A FRAT HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:24pm

    Also 908 everyone watches porn, its better than fucking some slut with a WAYYYY nicer bod than you, and you finding out bout that...

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:32am

    lmfao @ 3:47PM lazy wizard-watching bitch, open your mouth

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:56pm

    I'd probably marry the guy who would masturbate while looking at me drunk, watching Harry Potter. And then have sex with me after as well.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:35pm

    Who doesn't jack off thinking of/looking at their partner?

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:01pm

    My boyfriend jack's off to porn when we're in the same room when I'm not in the mood for anything. I would find this romantic.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:58am

    I would have totally pounced on his dick! I can totally see my hubby doing something similar to get me in the mood because he knows the moment I see his dick hard I just can't let It go to waste!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:21am

    emma watson...mmmm.....shit got splooge all over my keyboard. FUCK.

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:23pm

    So I guess I have to find that romantic since I KNOW my boyfriend would do the same thing....but like... WTF... I am on my rag... drinking ALONE watching a movie...and HES the nasty horny one...just watching me fuckin chill out...and toughing his dingaling... like... yo wtf mate? ANYWAYS I guuues its cute only cause I love my man.... 0_________0

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:14pm

    Somehow Harry Potter and Tequila just don't go together....do they?

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:48pm

    girl has got the problems drinking alone watching harry potter...

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:26am

    3:55--Sex is BETTER when you're raggin it...

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:54pm

    what i want to is, why is he jacking off if you're right there with him IN THE SAME ROOM??? shouldn't he be inside of you somehow?

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:44pm

    I agree with 3:44. I would find it cute too.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:43pm

    haha omg! my best friend whacks off when i am with him.. with me there... while thinking of me... its weird... and in the kinkiest way possible though... i like it when he does... it makes me feel good about myself... hahaha

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:44pm

    Welp... at least it's flattering?

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:47am

    Balls to being creeped by a knuckle shuffle, why the fuck are you watching Harry Potter? No wonder he's wanking furiously.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:39pm

    This is fake - no girl would see this aa cute. I mean what's next? Clubbing baby seals while jackin' it?

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:44pm

    At least throw the guy a hand... I mean shit!

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 11:44am

    I think that's romantic hahahahahah.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:29am

    I don't think it is weird at all. She's probably on her period. The problem here is that she isn't even helping him out

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:39am

    Oh wow. Just wow. First off Harry potter and drinking mix just fine. Second has anyone seen Dane cook's imatation of a guy jacking off In front of a girl and trying to be sexy?lol that's what this reminds me of.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:43pm

    i would find that cute too... and kinda flattering

  • 47 58
    Submitted by mikescott on Jul 11, 10 at 12:49am

    3:46 yea i wondered

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:30pm

    if there's any part of this post that you don't understand, you're either 14 or haven't been in love...oh wait...

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:55pm

    I think that if it's not some homless guy behind a tree jacking off as he's watching you it's not so creepy.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:46pm

    harry potter and tequila definitely go together. in fact, that's the only good thing about this text.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:25pm

    i think its super hot when guys twerk it in front of me..

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:47pm

    LOL The first thing I said was "that's sweet"

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:47pm

    lmao @ 3:44! i agree! the least you could do is go topless and give him sumthing better to stare at, then ur dumb ass...drinking....alone....to harry potter.....yeah. real sexy. GIVE HIM A SHOW! OR A HAND (OR MOUTH). OR SUMTHING!

  • 45 56
    Submitted by ArizonaJessika on Nov 9, 10 at 1:51am

    HAHAHAHA. Hot shit.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:55(1) I'm also guessing her hand(s) aren't broken since she's gripping that tequila bottle

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:53am

    Wth 12.43, get laid.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:47pm

    i think it's cute too..

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:28pm

    im most concerned youre watching harry potter

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:22pm

    Sometimes a man's just gotta fire off a few wrist rockets.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:28am

    obtuse why is she drinking by herself and watching harry potter when she has a hard cock right there?

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:25pm

    is this what happens after people get married???

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:54pm

    Even if it is two dudes, the "guy" still says it was romantic so he wouldn't care anyway. Still... quite weird.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:16pm

    Some guys just want to jerk off ya know? Who cares the reasons why and what not. I like doing it in front of my girls so why wouldn't he? You people are all lame.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:35pm

    He had to get warmed up, Hard to get a Bonner with a drunk chick watching harry potter

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:56pm

    I really hope they're in a relationship.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:48pm

    11:43 you are seriously fucked and have major self esteem or daddy issues

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:05pm

    5:23 - A little exhibitionism isn't bad. :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:25am

    interesting...lololololol :P P.S. Harry Potter is soooo boring! Porn is better matter fact I'll think i'll watch some now :D

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:43am

    I wish my boyfriend would jerk off in front of me.... hmm

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:23pm

    Nice that he likes her, but why the fuck was that situation happening?! That's so gross! I'd never do that with somebody in the room.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:24am

    I love it when my guy jerks off in front of me..he seems to last longer the second time.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:01pm

    I agree with 6:20. And now I feel somewhat demented for saying that.

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:40pm

    am i the only one super creeped out by this??? i mean WTF.. i would be soo creeped out if my boyfriend was heavily breathing hunched over playing with himself and staring at me while i drink alone watching harry potter! haha... seriously analyize this!

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:27pm

    "'ijustwanttotellyou'" site - - vent your little heart out

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:19am

    so it's really not that weird that he's jacking off in front of him/her if they're in a relationship...and i think most girls or guys would find it sweet or romantic if they caught him looking at them during...even if they wont admit it! everyone wants to know someone thinks they're a turn on =)

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:20pm

    Wow way too many people are overanalyzing here - this is just funny... and strangely cute

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:21pm

    Sometimes a gal needs a little encouragement. Maybe he was hoping she would get excited.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:52pm

    i'm not worried about the guy jacking off while his girl is there... what i want to know is why was she drinking while watching harry potter...?

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:17pm

    He's just gettin' warmed up, that's all.

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:08pm

    3:55(1) is her mouth wired shut?

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:01am

    hey, i think it's hot when guys wank off in front of me.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:26pm

    WTF is wrong with you people who think that's cute? I feel like every generation gets worse and worse (I'm not old, I'm just disgusted but some of the things we say sometimes). There is no question that guy is a creep...but cute?! WTF.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by hank420 on Dec 29, 10 at 7:51pm

    its not warped id feel the same

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:35am

    ...what I wanna know is if she/he just went over to chill and this happened...cause then I think they need to put the bottle down and get the fuck out cause WTF he's just a creeper in the makings.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:00am

    i know its weird but someone told me that they have wanked over me. i was flatterd in a weird wtf way

  • 30 44
    Submitted by naturesfreak on May 16, 12 at 9:06pm

    Oh Arizona.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:38am

    Oh wow. Just wow. First off Harry potter and drinking mix just fine. Second has anyone seen Dane cook's imatation of a guy jacking off In front of a girl and trying to be sexy?lol that's what this reminds me of.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:33pm

    AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:27pm

    doh? beat off with him

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:51am

    It's definitely two guys. One is getting off to Harry Potter and Tequila, the other via porn. Sounds like my kind of night.

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:09pm

    fake...this never happened. the person who posted this thought of it for about 3 hours before submitting it

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:00pm

    AWW i would love that lol

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:08am

    Btw, I'm a dude. and I'm basically 50% of the replies on this one... 100% of the ones that said it was 'cute' or 'romantic'

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:41pm

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:19pm

    I find that adorable so maybe ur normal... Tho I've ne'er climes to be...

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:54pm

    my friend used to masturbate/watch porn when their girlfriend was there, but wasn't in the mood

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:50am

    Maybe he was watchin Hermione.... or Harry....

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:50pm

    My thoughts exactly 3:46

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:39pm

    this doesnt happen in the 480, thats for sure. fake.

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:55pm

    I'm guessing she's raggin' it.