i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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Thank god people like 6:11 are around to decipher fact from friction for everyone else.
You did the right thing.
God would want you to finish him off, and cup the balls
Why us this fake 6:32??? Your fake.
I love that song. I also couldnt have a penis in my mouth during that song, even though I'm atheist. Total mood killer.
You know, just quit believing in that bullshit and you won't have a problem any more.
Oh, also, flippant blowjobs are demeaning- have some respect.
Unless you had to leave because no respectable man listens to that song. In which case KUDOS.
Nice. I've broken up with chicks who like Dave Matthews Band and didn't tell me. Some bad taste is alright, but a life without standards is a shitty life.
Haha. That's messed up. Ruined that mood.
if god was one of us he'd make you finish......not cool HO
Fuck this is funny as hell hahhaha
theme song to Joan of Arcadia!
At least he wasent going down on you and that skynard song oooo that smell started playing
Um fuck the person that said "what's wrong with the stupid athiests". Probably should have checked the playlist first if he had ne idea that he was gonna get blown.
September 3, 2009 6:11PM: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF SOMEONE SENT THIS TEXT/IF THIS HAPPENED OR NOT, YOU DICK NOSE!??! jw.
Maybe she wasn't athiest. I mean, maybe she's super religous and then just think, how (if you were really religous) would you be able to give a blowjob while listening to a song saying that your boyfriend is God. That would be hard to do.
I think this legit. I mean it's not impossible. I give it the benefit of the doubt.
Hold on, maybe his nickname is "what if god was one of us", and he just blew his load all over her monitor!?
Yup....Time to go
what a fucking cunt!!! like you don't have old songs in your list. remember that song was hugely back in the day, cut him some slack, and swallow that cock, bitch!!!
That is a total mood killer. I think "Mmmm mmm" by the Crash Test Dummies would be the ultimate though.
Omg 7:13 is awesome. Spend time with your cat? Hahahahaa
yeah, you're a tool 9:15. I hope you break your dick....or worse, I hope you stop enjoying sex of any kind. That would be the most appropriate punishment for you.
What if !!!! ( big tone strikes back )
What god would have wanted u to do is chomp the dick cause a guy with that song in his play list is a tool
Wait did u leave because you thought he thought he was go r because you couldn't blow someone who listened to that
What if it was his wife or GF's playlist? Can't stop giving a guy head just because his significant other has bad taste in music.
Never leave mid BJ. Blue balls for that guy is far worse than eternal damnation for you.
I think it's safe to say he won't be calling you back...
Are we assuming a girl was blowing..
No, sorry boys. If your music is bad, you don't deserve a blowjob. Use your hand and listen to your boring lame shit and leave the rest of us alone.
were you there 6:32??? no, that's what i thought.
so maybe, just maybe it did happen, i guess you would have no proof if it didn't would you?
and one more thing, maybe if you're just going to pick apart every text you should go do something more useful with your time...like home work, no one likes to repeat high school. or maybe you could hang out with your fr.....cat. nothing like some good quality time with your cat
shlob my knob, don't make a fuss
What is wrong with this song to begin with? And wats with the stupid athiests?!
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Jesus gave me a hand job. Then I beat the shit out of him. Then the butt fucking started.
Haha if god were only real. Lovly lady
what if god smoked cannabis
This is fake.
So obviously fake.