i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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Here's to hoping it was a finished basement
No one wants firsty back
I am pretty sure text is talkin about me :X
Yeah Baltimore! House-trashin n basement-fuckin. See you all at planned parenthood on Monday. That burning is no big deal, couple pills and you'll all be fine
Dayum all the hos on the East Coast?!?!...
Wow.....can you say firsty come back!!! You too Rules
Notice it says "felt obligated" but doesn't specifically say "I told him..."
Reason enough for me.