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  • i can do you one better. my boyfriend and i had used condoms put on our pillows when we left the room. niiiiice. :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Just so you know, that's considered tampering with the mail. It's a felony offense. Found that out on mushrooms. We thought painting the inside of this guy's mailbox w/BBQ sauce was a riot. Yeah, try explaining away THAT arrest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:20pm
  • @2:20, they use it in simple burglary cases, they can use it on harrassment cases too. I have never seen a murder case where they don't use dna. I work with the police quite extensively as well. You want to sound smart on tfln, but you're not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:24pm
  • nothing says arrested for doing said thing when they can test your dna, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Except for the woman who lives there using your sperm for her own evil purposes. Be afraid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:07pm
  • That is just wrong. I mean there are better ways to get back at someone if you feel the need to be incredibly immature. I feel bad for the mailman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:24am
  • OK now thats just sick last 12:07

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:16pm
  • 1:09, you know how expensive DNA testing is? They don't even use it for murder cases very often, you think they're gonna do it for a fucking condom in a mailbox?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Only way I'd be impressed is if the dick was still in it when it was in the mailbox. Small price to pay for shock value

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:36pm
  • i put my shit in someone's mailbox after TPing his house once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • wow thats just really gross...what if a little kid found that? lol funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:28pm
  • That says "Fucked someone else."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:06pm
  • I didn't use used condoms for my revenge, I put a pair of my panties under his windshield wiper, and a matching bra on his real girlfriends car. Then proceeded to email her. Revenge is sweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:16pm
  • 12:16 get a life! He obviously found one....stop trying to screw it up..... "on his real girlfriends car"....sounds like you knew you were the "other chick"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:38pm
  • My friend wrapped a used condom in a paper towel and gave it to me claiming it wasn't used. So I was about to put my used condom on his door handle when his mom showed up. Talk about awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:39am
  • dumbass...the mailman probably found it. What did he do to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:38pm
  • My nipples they hurt, they hurt when i twist them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:02pm
  • correct, 5:20. the postal inspectors do not take this type of thing lightly. Best of luck to the op, just in case someone forwards this to the usps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Mmmmm...and in this weather you can have cum-sicles with your yellow snow creme!!! :0P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:38pm
  • Then finding out the mailman uses the slot in the door for his mail...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:45pm
  • I'VE SO DONE THIS! twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:52pm
  • ive done that to my girlfriend when i found out she cheated on me....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:07pm