I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Come on, it's a futon. It's pretty much guaranteed to be the site of casual sex at some point.
he needs better aim....LOL!
In soviet Russia, couch has mayo sex on you.
It sounds like he may have had sex with the mayo. Does that break any of your precious rules?
Don't fuck with a man's futon
Futons are sacred property, man.
MINNESOTA WHOOT WHOOT
Talk soup rip off
hahaha might wanna clean up your "mayo" after your done eating it
In soviet russia, splooge eats you.
Google Sancho The Kid he from MN! DOOPPPEEEE
i always hit my head on the arm rest of my boyfriend's futon :(
In soviet Russia mayo and man nougat are interchangable
Oh futons :)
yeah my friend and i just went and bought a futon after reading this.