You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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i love how making out is the last thing on the list
Why do I imagine the first texter's voice getting progressively higher like Stewie from "Family Guy"?
I'll bet she was there before. That's how she knows.
Seems like a pretty standard evening to me.
Lol 9:32, I read it the exact same way, damn you stewie xD
Because you're awesome.
Ew...as a dude I hope not in that order. I mean, unless u like the taste of dick in your mouth
ugh, i've just ended things with a loser like this. no reciprocation, no more head. sorry guys, fingering and make outs are not enough!
compelling antagonist? hmm, you got a, you got a good plot developing?
ahhaah 9:32 you're great
OMAHA REPRESENTT! haha
9:32 i did the exact same thing
if you go down, HE has to go down.... next!
I'm glad I'm not that only one that thought of Stewie when I read this.
'maybe you can, y'know, use this recent episode in your life to add to your story? maybe the heroine takes some bumps on the road of life and learns from her mistakes, yea? yea?' lol it is weird when you have friends that know you this well though
read it the same way, freaking love stewie!!!
9:32 FTW! You just made this text a million times funnier.
Fuck that it's straight to sex for me..!
How old are these people?
head for a finger, great trade
i was sitting in the backseat of a car after doing these EXACT same things (descretly since two of our friends were in the front seat) reading this site...came across this....showed this to the guy and his response was "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!" lolololol....THANKS FOR WHOEVER PUT THIS UP!
not funny, trying too hard. probably not a real convo
writing a little novel there?
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH 9:32 = 100% win.
11:33, I will marry you. This Saturday. You pick the church I'll buy the dress.