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  • 63 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:25pm

    Lol 9:32, I read it the exact same way, damn you stewie xD

  • 62 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:53am

    Because you're awesome.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:40pm

    i love how making out is the last thing on the list

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:32am

    Why do I imagine the first texter's voice getting progressively higher like Stewie from "Family Guy"?

  • 47 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:33pm

    compelling antagonist? hmm, you got a, you got a good plot developing?

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:59am

    Seems like a pretty standard evening to me.

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:20am

    I'll bet she was there before. That's how she knows.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:09am

    Ew...as a dude I hope not in that order. I mean, unless u like the taste of dick in your mouth

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:30pm

    ugh, i've just ended things with a loser like this. no reciprocation, no more head. sorry guys, fingering and make outs are not enough!

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:24am

    'maybe you can, y'know, use this recent episode in your life to add to your story? maybe the heroine takes some bumps on the road of life and learns from her mistakes, yea? yea?' lol it is weird when you have friends that know you this well though

  • 42 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:44pm

    I'm glad I'm not that only one that thought of Stewie when I read this.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:43am

    9:32 i did the exact same thing

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:09am

    9:32 FTW! You just made this text a million times funnier.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:22am

    i was sitting in the backseat of a car after doing these EXACT same things (descretly since two of our friends were in the front seat) reading this site...came across this....showed this to the guy and his response was "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!" lolololol....THANKS FOR WHOEVER PUT THIS UP!

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:54pm

    if you go down, HE has to go down.... next!

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:03am

    ahhaah 9:32 you're great

  • 30 28
    Submitted by mobprincess on Jan 30, 12 at 6:38pm

    How old are these people?

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:29am

    HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH 9:32 = 100% win.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:38pm

    not funny, trying too hard. probably not a real convo

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:33am

    Fuck that it's straight to sex for me..!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:29am

    head for a finger, great trade

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:10pm

    read it the same way, freaking love stewie!!!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:00pm

    OMAHA REPRESENTT! haha

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:20pm

    writing a little novel there?

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:07pm

    11:33, I will marry you. This Saturday. You pick the church I'll buy the dress.