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  • i love how making out is the last thing on the list

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Why do I imagine the first texter's voice getting progressively higher like Stewie from "Family Guy"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:32am
  • Seems like a pretty standard evening to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:59am
  • Lol 9:32, I read it the exact same way, damn you stewie xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Because you're awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:53am
  • compelling antagonist? hmm, you got a, you got a good plot developing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:33pm
  • ugh, i've just ended things with a loser like this. no reciprocation, no more head. sorry guys, fingering and make outs are not enough!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:30pm
  • I'll bet she was there before. That's how she knows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:20am
  • 9:32 i did the exact same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:43am
  • Ew...as a dude I hope not in that order. I mean, unless u like the taste of dick in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:09am
  • OMAHA REPRESENTT! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:00pm
  • ahhaah 9:32 you're great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:03am
  • if you go down, HE has to go down.... next!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:54pm
  • I'm glad I'm not that only one that thought of Stewie when I read this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:44pm
  • head for a finger, great trade

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:29am
  • How old are these people?

    Submitted by mobprincess on Jan 30, 12 at 6:38pm
  • 'maybe you can, y'know, use this recent episode in your life to add to your story? maybe the heroine takes some bumps on the road of life and learns from her mistakes, yea? yea?' lol it is weird when you have friends that know you this well though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:24am
  • not funny, trying too hard. probably not a real convo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:38pm
  • 9:32 FTW! You just made this text a million times funnier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:09am
  • i was sitting in the backseat of a car after doing these EXACT same things (descretly since two of our friends were in the front seat) reading this site...came across this....showed this to the guy and his response was "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!" lolololol....THANKS FOR WHOEVER PUT THIS UP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:22am
  • read it the same way, freaking love stewie!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Fuck that it's straight to sex for me..!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:33am
  • HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH 9:32 = 100% win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:29am
  • writing a little novel there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:20pm
  • 11:33, I will marry you. This Saturday. You pick the church I'll buy the dress.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:07pm