You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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i love how making out is the last thing on the list
Why do I imagine the first texter's voice getting progressively higher like Stewie from "Family Guy"?
Seems like a pretty standard evening to me.
Lol 9:32, I read it the exact same way, damn you stewie xD
Because you're awesome.
compelling antagonist? hmm, you got a, you got a good plot developing?
ugh, i've just ended things with a loser like this. no reciprocation, no more head. sorry guys, fingering and make outs are not enough!
I'll bet she was there before. That's how she knows.
9:32 i did the exact same thing
Ew...as a dude I hope not in that order. I mean, unless u like the taste of dick in your mouth
OMAHA REPRESENTT! haha
ahhaah 9:32 you're great
if you go down, HE has to go down.... next!
I'm glad I'm not that only one that thought of Stewie when I read this.
head for a finger, great trade
How old are these people?
'maybe you can, y'know, use this recent episode in your life to add to your story? maybe the heroine takes some bumps on the road of life and learns from her mistakes, yea? yea?' lol it is weird when you have friends that know you this well though
not funny, trying too hard. probably not a real convo
9:32 FTW! You just made this text a million times funnier.
i was sitting in the backseat of a car after doing these EXACT same things (descretly since two of our friends were in the front seat) reading this site...came across this....showed this to the guy and his response was "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!" lolololol....THANKS FOR WHOEVER PUT THIS UP!
read it the same way, freaking love stewie!!!
Fuck that it's straight to sex for me..!
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH 9:32 = 100% win.
writing a little novel there?
11:33, I will marry you. This Saturday. You pick the church I'll buy the dress.