I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
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Not so much what he said, moreso that h screamed it at the top of his lungs, I was there. He then proceeded to sing 'soul shaker soul shaker' and got up and started dancing. Good times.
hell yeah, p-town baby
I swear i was drinking water and snorted it all out of my nose after i read that. I might need a new phone. Cheers buddy.
sure is, more than vegas!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats hilariuos
thats just silly, everyone knows strippers don't have souls
Yeah, the hater post about this being fake is a duchebag. He's the guy at the party always trying to convince everyone that we didn't land on the moon or some retarded shit. Get a life topper, this is classic pdx ftw.
I dnt give a shit if this is fake this shit is fucking classic. God I swear I would have pissed my fucking pants hahhahahahahhahahah
Hillarious, so yelling it out!
Things like this make me proud to be an oregonian!
12:41, it is. Breweries, too.
reppin that 5oh3 and na sev1
that is fucking greay dude keep up the good work
Whats ur name who posted this? Maybe I know u!!!
you just turned my shitty day into the funniest day. thanks!
yay for the most strip clubs per capita in America, all in the City of Roses.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, if i could shake your hand i would
Is that per capita shit true??
This makes me smile every time I see it!
i <3 portland hahaha.
omg i cant stop laughing at this
Damn, THAT is how you do the 503!!
Please tell me that was at safari on Powell
Damnit I need friends like this
yeah that per capita shit is true, Portland (503) has the most strip clubs per capita in the US
did her soul look like a vag?
hahaha oh the things that happen in jiggles...
Oh I hope that wasn't jiggles.
big ups to pdx though! wish I'd happened to be there.
Only in the strip club Capitol of the us wohoo Portland!!!!
God, I love living in Portland! I've been here for 9 years & that's funnier than anything I've overheard in my strip club adventures.
this story is definitely in the book i hope they serve beer in hell....
I CAN SEE YOUR SOUL FROM HERE!
keep up the good work man.
Gotta love being born and raised in Portland :)
One time I was at jiggles and Shaq came in. Sat for 5 minutes. Then threw like 100 20's. True story. He jumped into his caddy and left in a snap. Someone said he was going to all of the Portland strip clubs to
Did the best. Whatever you do people. Never go to one called Sugar Shack. It gorrible.
PDX for the fucking win. Can we clandestinely put this on the "Made in Oregon" billboard?
I know who posted this, it's pieces of several of their phony stories they tell, all mashed together. Funny how this magically appeared on this site right after I told them about it. Fake and lame!
Jesus that's fucking hilarious
Hah, I'd love to know where this was.
9:07 - it was actually 917 that did it
I'm so in love with whomever said that.
This is the best one yet!
This was very funny. Im just sayin (:
Now, if you didn't have to be 21 to gamble...
ha. I wanna be friends with you.
I have re-read this like 4 times and it still makes me laugh randomly throughout my day.
Way to be p-town. Way to be.
Were you at McFaddens by chance?
That was you!!!!? Holy crap! I was there!
that is fan-fucking-tastic
Reminds me of my bachelor party.
this site makes you realize theres idiots just like you everywhere
Oh lord I wish I had been there!
my buddy ben says that shit all the time. None of the strip clubs ive worked at here in portland would cut you off for saying that though lol.
Absolutely. What you said. Every time I read it back I just start laughing.
Hahaha best ive seen in a while! :)
Been awhile since I read a TFLN this funny. #winning
Lmfao this is amazing
Yeah what is your name?