I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
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Not so much what he said, moreso that h screamed it at the top of his lungs, I was there. He then proceeded to sing 'soul shaker soul shaker' and got up and started dancing. Good times.
hell yeah, p-town baby
I swear i was drinking water and snorted it all out of my nose after i read that. I might need a new phone. Cheers buddy.
sure is, more than vegas!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats hilariuos
thats just silly, everyone knows strippers don't have souls
I dnt give a shit if this is fake this shit is fucking classic. God I swear I would have pissed my fucking pants hahhahahahahhahahah
Yeah, the hater post about this being fake is a duchebag. He's the guy at the party always trying to convince everyone that we didn't land on the moon or some retarded shit. Get a life topper, this is classic pdx ftw.
Hillarious, so yelling it out!
12:41, it is. Breweries, too.
Things like this make me proud to be an oregonian!
reppin that 5oh3 and na sev1
Whats ur name who posted this? Maybe I know u!!!
that is fucking greay dude keep up the good work
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, if i could shake your hand i would
you just turned my shitty day into the funniest day. thanks!
Is that per capita shit true??
yay for the most strip clubs per capita in America, all in the City of Roses.
This makes me smile every time I see it!
Damn, THAT is how you do the 503!!
omg i cant stop laughing at this
Damnit I need friends like this
yeah that per capita shit is true, Portland (503) has the most strip clubs per capita in the US
i <3 portland hahaha.
did her soul look like a vag?
hahaha oh the things that happen in jiggles...
Oh I hope that wasn't jiggles.
big ups to pdx though! wish I'd happened to be there.
Please tell me that was at safari on Powell
Only in the strip club Capitol of the us wohoo Portland!!!!
God, I love living in Portland! I've been here for 9 years & that's funnier than anything I've overheard in my strip club adventures.
this story is definitely in the book i hope they serve beer in hell....
I CAN SEE YOUR SOUL FROM HERE!
keep up the good work man.
PDX for the fucking win. Can we clandestinely put this on the "Made in Oregon" billboard?
One time I was at jiggles and Shaq came in. Sat for 5 minutes. Then threw like 100 20's. True story. He jumped into his caddy and left in a snap. Someone said he was going to all of the Portland strip clubs to
Did the best. Whatever you do people. Never go to one called Sugar Shack. It gorrible.
Jesus that's fucking hilarious
I'm so in love with whomever said that.
9:07 - it was actually 917 that did it
Hah, I'd love to know where this was.
Gotta love being born and raised in Portland :)
I know who posted this, it's pieces of several of their phony stories they tell, all mashed together. Funny how this magically appeared on this site right after I told them about it. Fake and lame!
This is the best one yet!
I have re-read this like 4 times and it still makes me laugh randomly throughout my day.
Way to be p-town. Way to be.
Now, if you didn't have to be 21 to gamble...
ha. I wanna be friends with you.
This was very funny. Im just sayin (:
Oh lord I wish I had been there!
Were you at McFaddens by chance?
that is fan-fucking-tastic
Reminds me of my bachelor party.
this site makes you realize theres idiots just like you everywhere
That was you!!!!? Holy crap! I was there!
my buddy ben says that shit all the time. None of the strip clubs ive worked at here in portland would cut you off for saying that though lol.
Absolutely. What you said. Every time I read it back I just start laughing.
Hahaha best ive seen in a while! :)
Been awhile since I read a TFLN this funny. #winning
Lmfao this is amazing
Yeah what is your name?