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  • Submitted by knomye on Mar 25, 10 at 5:01pm

    I want to hate this guy but I just can't. My guess he's rockin' a popped collar and some white rimmed sunglasses.

  • Submitted by tits_ahoy on Mar 25, 10 at 6:13pm

    Haha I bet a girl sent this to a guy.

  • Submitted by urallstupid on Mar 25, 10 at 6:55pm

    I think you meant 3-5 mins tops.

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    Submitted by lamppost123 on Mar 25, 10 at 5:30pm

    What a sweet talker!

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    Submitted by Teninchhammer on Mar 26, 10 at 1:34am

    Must be a Towson chick

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    Submitted by randomname on Mar 25, 10 at 6:13pm

    This is what he considers foreplay? No wonder he has to annoy someone into fucking him

  • 92 86
    Submitted by Mishapxx on Mar 25, 10 at 5:52pm

    That is just so romantic!

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    Submitted by ronnyron on Mar 25, 10 at 6:19pm

    priceless

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 5:02pm

    How do you not get it ? And you're not the first comment haha you're pathetic.

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    Submitted by nomiomiollie on Mar 26, 10 at 1:10am

    A girl defffffinetly sent this :)

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    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Mar 25, 10 at 9:31pm

    That's oddly romantic?

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    Submitted by g_love on Mar 28, 10 at 3:04pm

    I love Baltimore.

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    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 4:09am

    Sent by girl?

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Mar 26, 10 at 2:02pm

    Girls can be straighforward too

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    Submitted by erikaxstellar on Mar 26, 10 at 9:59am

    AHAHAH I know the person who sent this. She's my best friend's ex girlfriend

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 7:22pm

    this** damn iPhone

  • 67 72
    Submitted by QQn on Mar 26, 10 at 3:00am

    Lol crazy people!

  • 70 79
    Submitted by noof25 on Mar 25, 10 at 7:33pm

    Win!

  • 72 87
    Submitted by bbbbblumpkin on Mar 25, 10 at 7:14pm

    Fffffffffffffffff

  • 71 87
    Submitted by erikaxstellar on Mar 26, 10 at 9:58am

    AHAHAHA, my best friend's ex sent this to him like a moth ago.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by pan_blanco on Mar 25, 10 at 4:54pm

    Uh lame

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 6:01pm

    Sad thing is this was probably written at like 22:45

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    Submitted by amznamy on Mar 26, 10 at 1:01pm

    I think I know this guy...

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 25, 10 at 4:37pm

    I wanna get it, but don't?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 25, 10 at 7:20pm

    lmfao I live tgis

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    Submitted by sart6583 on Mar 25, 10 at 4:34pm

    First

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    Submitted by Clockwork on Mar 26, 10 at 10:31am

    Yes ma'am

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    Submitted by acesmalls on Mar 27, 10 at 1:05am

    My kind of guy

  • 66 91
    Submitted by golightly on Mar 25, 10 at 8:37pm

    Be my bf charming

  • 61 83
    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 26, 10 at 6:47pm

    Butch duke is also possible here