He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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Good news everybody, I found my turtle.
Tell us more about this turtle!
yes please do speak of the turtle! :P
keep your religion, good intentions and politeness out of my filthy dens of iniquity!
That's a good thing... Right?
I was gonna tell the stripper God Bless You Heart, too, but then his dick was in my mouth so it came our sounding like Ngub Bwuh Whu Whuwt. Anyway, he got the idea.
IMGR8NU- Freaking hilarious!
We all know where his mind is...
i go past all the good stuff and blow my load into your heart-DC
I like turtles
Love how people are concern abou th turttle.
Of COURSE this is from Portland.