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  • 70 47
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 8, 10 at 3:29pm

    My boss is a complete fucker and my assistant is a lazy bastard... Of course I work for myself and I'm my only helper...

  • 69 52
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 8, 10 at 3:18pm

    Nothing says "Fire me" quite like that, either.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 8, 10 at 6:39pm

    Hangover = ONE WORD NOT TWO!!!!!!

  • 46 38
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 9, 10 at 12:07am

    Well you can get away with 'eat your shit' if you played it up with you were talking about your food or something along those lines. If you said 'suck it' or something along those lines, you sir are fucked.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by 6one3 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:43pm

    Sowolu.. No you didn't

  • 45 51
    Submitted by sexyme on Jul 8, 10 at 3:01pm

    Lol that's funny, I wish I could really do that

  • 48 58
    Submitted by HolyMythos on Jul 8, 10 at 2:23pm

    I think this almost every day.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by sowolu on Jul 8, 10 at 3:30pm

    today i told mine he was useless while i was hungover