you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
First guy says "I'm first." the second guy says "No your not I am." the third guy says " I hate you first idiots." if your on this list STFU.
I don't know what's worse.. The first people..or the ass clowns that insist on feeding them by telling them they aren't first
I think that qualifies as a bad night for parents and mom, but good night for him
7:00 and 7:01 neither of you are first, so go get a life
Haha sounds like somebody I know :)
11:12 Please date me!!!!!!
Woulda been worse had he told that 2 her mom
Not that I counted but I claim 69th
Tell your mom I want my dick in her mouth too!!
I don't know what's worse the first idiots or the trolls who bitch about them
Sounds like a merry Christmas to me
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that didn't happen. At all.
It's my "dick in a box"...haha
Correction you arnt first xP
Miguel, go fuck a goat.
Some people have no respect!!! Who says that to their boyfriends mother??? No self-respecting person would that's for sure!!!!!
me want to sucky sucky
Isn't that what every man wants for Xmas?
HAHAHAHAHAHA i lol'd
These pretzels! Are making. Me. Thirsty!!!
All I want for Christmas is to cum on your two front teeth...
she gives that out as a Christmas present to all the guys
Wow that's appropriate.
That's what i plan on giving my bf for Xmas. That, and assassins creed 2. I think he'll be happy :)
7:58 number 2. then don't submit them
Should make the gift decision easy now!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Especially homos, 11:11!!!
Guess its true. The best things in life really are free. Or does she charge? She didnt used to, idk
Bahahahahahahaha!!! Mommy's just jealous bc that's one gift she'll never be able to give her son...or at least I hope not-eeeeewwwww!