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  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:06pm

    I think that qualifies as a bad night for parents and mom, but good night for him 7:00 and 7:01 neither of you are first, so go get a life

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:13pm

    I don't know what's worse.. The first people..or the ass clowns that insist on feeding them by telling them they aren't first

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:00pm

    Haha sounds like somebody I know :)

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:30pm

    First guy says "I'm first." the second guy says "No your not I am." the third guy says " I hate you first idiots." if your on this list STFU.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:28pm

    Woulda been worse had he told that 2 her mom

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:32pm

    11:12 Please date me!!!!!!

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:30am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:33pm

    Isn't that what every man wants for Xmas?

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:26pm

    I don't know what's worse the first idiots or the trolls who bitch about them

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:01pm

    Sounds like a merry Christmas to me

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:09am

    Not that I counted but I claim 69th

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:08pm

    It's my "dick in a box"...haha

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:57pm

    Tell your mom I want my dick in her mouth too!!

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:01pm

    Correction you arnt first xP

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:11am

    Some people have no respect!!! Who says that to their boyfriends mother??? No self-respecting person would that's for sure!!!!!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:49am

    Miguel, go fuck a goat.

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:22am

    Yeah. I'm pretty sure that didn't happen. At all.

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:12am

    That's what i plan on giving my bf for Xmas. That, and assassins creed 2. I think he'll be happy :)

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:06am

    she gives that out as a Christmas present to all the guys

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:08pm

    7:58 number 2. then don't submit them dumbass

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:14pm

    Wow that's appropriate.

  • 34 25
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 10, 12 at 2:52pm

    All I want for Christmas is to cum on your two front teeth...

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:57pm

    These pretzels! Are making. Me. Thirsty!!!

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:23pm

    me want to sucky sucky

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:58pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA i lol'd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:43pm

    Should make the gift decision easy now!

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:08pm

    Bahahahahahahaha!!! Mommy's just jealous bc that's one gift she'll never be able to give her son...or at least I hope not-eeeeewwwww!

  • 54 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:08pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:20pm

    Especially homos, 11:11!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:06am

    Guess its true. The best things in life really are free. Or does she charge? She didnt used to, idk