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  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:30am
  • First guy says "I'm first." the second guy says "No your not I am." the third guy says " I hate you first idiots." if your on this list STFU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:30pm
  • I don't know what's worse.. The first people..or the ass clowns that insist on feeding them by telling them they aren't first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:13pm
  • I think that qualifies as a bad night for parents and mom, but good night for him 7:00 and 7:01 neither of you are first, so go get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:06pm
  • 11:12 Please date me!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Not that I counted but I claim 69th

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:09am
  • Woulda been worse had he told that 2 her mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Haha sounds like somebody I know :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:00pm
  • Tell your mom I want my dick in her mouth too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:57pm
  • I don't know what's worse the first idiots or the trolls who bitch about them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:26pm
  • Yeah. I'm pretty sure that didn't happen. At all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:22am
  • Correction you arnt first xP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Isn't that what every man wants for Xmas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Sounds like a merry Christmas to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Some people have no respect!!! Who says that to their boyfriends mother??? No self-respecting person would that's for sure!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:11am
  • Miguel, go fuck a goat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:49am
  • me want to sucky sucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:23pm
  • It's my "dick in a box"...haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:08pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA i lol'd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:58pm
  • All I want for Christmas is to cum on your two front teeth...

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 10, 12 at 2:52pm
  • These pretzels! Are making. Me. Thirsty!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:57pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:08pm
  • she gives that out as a Christmas present to all the guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:06am
  • 7:58 number 2. then don't submit them dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Wow that's appropriate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Should make the gift decision easy now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:43pm
  • That's what i plan on giving my bf for Xmas. That, and assassins creed 2. I think he'll be happy :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:12am
  • Especially homos, 11:11!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Bahahahahahahaha!!! Mommy's just jealous bc that's one gift she'll never be able to give her son...or at least I hope not-eeeeewwwww!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Guess its true. The best things in life really are free. Or does she charge? She didnt used to, idk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:06am