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  • 52 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:00pm
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    Haha sounds like somebody I know :)

  • 49 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:13pm
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    I don't know what's worse.. The first people..or the ass clowns that insist on feeding them by telling them they aren't first

  • 48 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:06pm
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    I think that qualifies as a bad night for parents and mom, but good night for him 7:00 and 7:01 neither of you are first, so go get a life

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:30am
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    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:43pm
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    Should make the gift decision easy now!

  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:28pm
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    Woulda been worse had he told that 2 her mom

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:49am
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    Miguel, go fuck a goat.

  • 39 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:57pm
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    Tell your mom I want my dick in her mouth too!!

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:08pm
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    It's my "dick in a box"...haha

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:01pm
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    Sounds like a merry Christmas to me

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:33pm
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    Isn't that what every man wants for Xmas?

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:23pm
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    me want to sucky sucky

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:09am
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    Not that I counted but I claim 69th

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:30pm
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    First guy says "I'm first." the second guy says "No your not I am." the third guy says " I hate you first idiots." if your on this list STFU.

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:57pm
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    These pretzels! Are making. Me. Thirsty!!!

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:12am
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    That's what i plan on giving my bf for Xmas. That, and assassins creed 2. I think he'll be happy :)

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:22am
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    Yeah. I'm pretty sure that didn't happen. At all.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:11am
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    Some people have no respect!!! Who says that to their boyfriends mother??? No self-respecting person would that's for sure!!!!!

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:08pm
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    7:58 number 2. then don't submit them dumbass

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:32pm
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    11:12 Please date me!!!!!!

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:20pm
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    Especially homos, 11:11!!!

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:06am
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    she gives that out as a Christmas present to all the guys

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:01pm
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    Correction you arnt first xP

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:26pm
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    I don't know what's worse the first idiots or the trolls who bitch about them

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:08pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:14pm
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    Wow that's appropriate.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:06am
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    Guess its true. The best things in life really are free. Or does she charge? She didnt used to, idk

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:58pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA i lol'd

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:08pm
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    Bahahahahahahaha!!! Mommy's just jealous bc that's one gift she'll never be able to give her son...or at least I hope not-eeeeewwwww!

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