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  • Had to read it twice to notice it didn't say "I fucking love you"

    Submitted by itstotheleft on Jun 9, 10 at 5:21pm
  • People like you are the reasons guys treat girls like shit. Get some respect for yourself. DAMN.

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jun 9, 10 at 5:44pm
    • I don't think it's gender specific. Some people are just shitty to their partner, male or female.

      Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 9, 10 at 11:49pm
  • Well it certainly sounds like a successful relationship. Guy loves sex, not girl. Guy just wants sex, not a relationship. Girl believes relationship is good because guy "loves fucking" her. Girl is dumb. Boy is an ass. What could possibly go wrong.

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jun 9, 10 at 6:46pm
  • I see no where in this text a reference to the type of relationship they have. They could be fuck buddies and she's joking. Man people take themselves WAY too seriously on here sometimes...

    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jun 9, 10 at 7:14pm
    • thank you, this is exactly what i was thinking.

      Submitted by ginasays on Jun 9, 10 at 8:59pm
      • I do like the comments which presume that women do not exist who enjoy sex in and of itself.

        Submitted by FistedSister on Jun 10, 10 at 12:01am
        • I have nothing against women enjoying sex. But when she starts describing that as "romantic", well, it sounds like she's not just in it for the orgasms.

          Submitted by Herschel on Jun 10, 10 at 4:31pm
    • exactly.

      Submitted by smashly88 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:45am
  • That's pathetic. He's not even pretending to be in it for a relationship, and you're not even pretending to care.

    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 9, 10 at 5:13pm
  • That's because you're the town jiz jar

    Submitted by xxsoonerzxx on Jun 9, 10 at 5:42pm
  • It's a total compliment. What's the problem? Never been told you're good in bed?

    Submitted by mercury on Jun 9, 10 at 6:31pm
  • Take "fucking" out and that would be romantic

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 9, 10 at 5:57pm
  • See guys? We set the bar so low...it's so easy for you all to be "nice!" So quit fucking it up.\nLove, me.

    Submitted by Xivenia on Jun 9, 10 at 5:18pm
  • ...it's almost "i love you"

    Submitted by agent40niner on Jun 9, 10 at 5:55pm
  • i dont get why ppl call guys like the one the txt refers to douches/assholes...its obvious from the the txt that from the beginning she knew that all he wanted was sex...as long as hes honest about it why is it such a bad thing

    Submitted by bigman on Jun 9, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Nothing like taking advantage of her daddy issues

    Submitted by dieselMayne on Jun 9, 10 at 8:22pm
  • Gotta luv chicks wit low self-esteem

    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 9, 10 at 5:56pm
  • What? He's supposed to say, "I hate fucking you, Ashley" ?\n\nThat aside, I'm impressed by the correct grammar and punctuation this chick used in a text. :-)

    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jun 9, 10 at 9:11pm
  • Wow your boyfriend is a douchebag

    Submitted by sumyungguy on Jun 9, 10 at 4:55pm
  • He loves that she puts out, period.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 9, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Upstate new York is getting their fuck on

    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on Jun 9, 10 at 7:27pm
  • What a boss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 5:39pm
  • Your vagina needs to make some new friends. I will be your friend, and I will use your name at least twice a month. :)

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 9, 10 at 7:52pm
  • He must have been sober. Seriously I don't know who's more pathetic.

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jun 9, 10 at 5:41pm
  • Ooh unknown is a tough guy. He swears on the Internet. Does your mom know you use that kind of language you ass clown.

    Submitted by scum_bag on Jun 10, 10 at 2:17am
  • ...classy

    Submitted by magic_medicine on Jun 9, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Sorry unknown212. if I were you I would have to have went with the name 'small shriveled insignificant pea sized balls' but thank god I'm not you.

    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jun 10, 10 at 9:34am
  • well...this would be impressive- if he was a mime.

    Submitted by damn_gurl on Jun 9, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Hahahaha this is hilarious

    Submitted by broitsme on Apr 2, 12 at 1:21am
  • I think I know which Ashley this is ...

    Submitted by staciab4 on Jun 9, 10 at 11:05pm
  • I've read this twice now and errrytime I think it says "I fucking love u, Ashley" which is pretty romantic

    Submitted by mae on Jun 10, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Definitely pathetic! He should use a pet name for you during sex. lol

    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jun 10, 10 at 2:17am
  • They totally deserve each other!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 5:50pm
  • First of all tangarine balls look at your name! and then realize its just sex! Like are we twelve? And at least he sai her name <3

    Submitted by lgfu on Jun 10, 10 at 12:29am
  • Tits

    Submitted by TwoStep on Jun 10, 10 at 12:16am
  • These girls hating need to shut up and open wide like the enjoyable sexual objects they are.

    Submitted by charlesdickins on Jun 9, 10 at 9:53pm
  • Dump his ass!

    Submitted by jennycd86 on Jun 9, 10 at 7:07pm
  • this was said during sex so I don't think it has any indication on the state of the relationship. if he said that was the most romantic thing he ever said, then there would be problems.

    Submitted by lexus23 on Jun 10, 10 at 12:07am
  • Check out My Life Is Fly

    Submitted by lollllls on Jun 9, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Hey thats my name! lol

    Submitted by Trask_22 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:57am
  • I kno that chick!! Karly with a K

    Submitted by ClareFTW on Jun 9, 10 at 9:38pm
  • depends on the length of time theyve been dating... it could be a compliment

    Submitted by callmeup on Jun 9, 10 at 5:11pm
  • My name Is Ashley. Same thing happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 2:26am
  • Ps tangerineballs dumbass name fuckin pussy ass bitch

    Submitted by unknown212 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:09am
  • Hey tangerineballs....\nSuck my dick ya fuck

    Submitted by unknown212 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:03am
  • If the sex is that good, I say "I fucking love you," it's a compliment..

    Submitted by caakess on Jun 9, 10 at 9:12pm
  • Oooh. Big mistake. He shouldn't use her actual name. Too big a risk. Hard to keep that shit straight in the heat of the moment. Better to stick to pet names. Aaand by "names" I mean "the same name for all of 'em" ;)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Jun 10, 10 at 12:59am
  • Check out My Life Is Fly

    Submitted by lollllls on Jun 10, 10 at 5:16am
  • Why can I not have a fuck buddy that talks during sex? He makes noises and stuff but nothing like this. It's really not a bad deal she has.

    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jun 10, 10 at 2:31am
    • My current fuck buddy regularly says my name. I like it. I can't even think of another guy that has moaned my name like that.

      Submitted by Xtasty on May 10, 12 at 5:43pm
  • Having a daughter named Brianaaaaaaaaa

    Submitted by gaterhog on Jun 9, 10 at 7:04pm
  • =(

    Submitted by firedancersirka on Jun 9, 10 at 5:58pm
  • So sad

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 9, 10 at 5:48pm
  • Hey tangerineballs....\nShut the he'll up ya fuck

    Submitted by unknown212 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:05am
  • I had to read it 3 times to notice that!

    Submitted by TimMc333 on Jun 9, 10 at 5:39pm
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