No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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Probably best not to become either in any time frame...
did you commit adultery WITH the dog???
This post is just one big bucket of fail. However I did notice the Spelling_Nazi has started posting, welcome my counterpart!
Borat, if you post something about kazakhstan on every post like the rest of the fags that post stupid shit on every text i will hunt you down, slit your throat, and take a shit in it.
@ nontexan- it's thief!!!!
It's amazing how the same people do the worst things...
I am wondering which offense the op finds more deplorable?
This is why I'm a winner and you are not
this has sftlolz written all over it
Fuck off firsty
As I read this s dog just barked...next door...the neighbors don't have a dog :O
You have problems
Wow what a worthless human being. How is this funny again?
Why the fuck would you steal someones dog
did Spelling_Nazi died?
Rule 12: the rule book shall die
I look foreward to your posts.
NotTexan... It's actually called a dog thIef. \n\nI comes before e, except after c. <3\n\nI wouldn't have even nitpicked if you hadn't been so obnoxious. Heh. Better luck next time.
Or when sounding like A like in neighbor and weigh, and weekends and holidays and all throughout May, so you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say. Hahah, Brian Regan is king.
OP, which bitch is this text referring to?
Epic win spelling Nazi. Epic win.
screw the nehibor steal dog screw her again when she comes to retrive and repete
It's called a theif, a dog theif.
we dont approve of dis en Kazakhstan... vich is de greatest countree in dee wurld.
These pretzels are making me firsty!
Actually if you wanna get technical and correct it's dognapper...asshole. One word.
So she's a real dog then?
Is not keeping the adultress or not keeping the dog?
keep the dog, ditch the bitch!
Talk about lying down with the dogs. . .
Or can you...
Hmmm. Stealing the dog that belongs to the person you committed adultry with? Another country song would be written about that...
better luck next time
if you wanna get technical..it's dog napper...dog napper...asshole.
this is so fake, what kind of retard would text people that they committed adultery? people write the most unrealistic shit just to get it posted on this site.
That retard sent that text to me. It's legit. STFU.
I totally text my friends whenever I do anything morally wrong. Shut your mouth.