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  • This is why there's DiGiorno... It's like delivery but it won't call the cops when you're having fun.

    Submitted by LacrosseDude4 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:08pm
  • No tips for him

    Submitted by blazed617 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:18pm
  • I'm always scared that's gonna happen to me, It's nice to know my fears are justified.

    Submitted by cstinson on Aug 2, 10 at 2:20pm
  • Texts like these make me want to see the rest of the conversation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 7:12pm
    • Ya, I delivery. You'd either have to be a huge douche or just be doing something insane to get them to call the cops.

      Submitted by keeeeeeeeeeelly on Aug 2, 10 at 7:59pm
  • Probably better to not answer the door naked then eh? Life is not a porno no matter how bad you want it to be. lol

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:53pm
  • Lacrossedude. Nice comment. I'm likein this post just cus of it.

    Submitted by jake53142 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:45pm
  • what an ass.

    Submitted by fuckitsme on Aug 3, 10 at 3:21am
  • haha sounds like someone got a little too crazy for delivery pizza

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 1:03pm
  • Shoulda offered him a bump!!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 9:38pm
  • I really hope they didn't tip him.

    Submitted by kolera on Aug 3, 10 at 6:37pm
  • What probably happened is that he didn't tip the pizza guy. If you're going to be doing some illegal shit, drop the pizza dude a fiver or something. We don't give a damn what you do if you tip us.

    Submitted by NoDCBs4Me on Aug 4, 10 at 4:06am
  • oh nights relived.. silly papa johns

    Submitted by ericbikes on Aug 2, 10 at 4:47pm
  • yea, i bet next time you wont put a gun to his head, way to go 831

    Submitted by MsLovelyLiz on Aug 2, 10 at 10:06pm
  • Favorite!!

    Submitted by booya1 on Apr 14, 11 at 2:23am
  • pay da man

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 12:59am
  • You should have tipped better. I deliver pizza I'm gonna call the cops on the next asshole.

    Submitted by zombieerin on Aug 2, 10 at 6:35pm
  • This happened to me too!

    Submitted by stephcyanide on Aug 3, 10 at 3:29pm