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  • 162 59
    Submitted by LacrosseDude4 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:08pm
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    This is why there's DiGiorno... It's like delivery but it won't call the cops when you're having fun.

  • 100 54
    Submitted by blazed617 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:18pm
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    No tips for him

  • 82 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 7:12pm
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    Texts like these make me want to see the rest of the conversation

    • 56 47
      Submitted by keeeeeeeeeeelly on Aug 2, 10 at 7:59pm
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      Ya, I delivery. You'd either have to be a huge douche or just be doing something insane to get them to call the cops.

  • 83 48
    Submitted by cstinson on Aug 2, 10 at 2:20pm
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    I'm always scared that's gonna happen to me, It's nice to know my fears are justified.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:53pm
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    Probably better to not answer the door naked then eh? Life is not a porno no matter how bad you want it to be. lol

  • 58 37
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 9:38pm
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    Shoulda offered him a bump!!

  • 67 55
    Submitted by jake53142 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:45pm
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    Lacrossedude. Nice comment. I'm likein this post just cus of it.

  • 57 39
    Submitted by fuckitsme on Aug 3, 10 at 3:21am
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    what an ass.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 1:03pm
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    haha sounds like someone got a little too crazy for delivery pizza

  • 64 69
    Submitted by zombieerin on Aug 2, 10 at 6:35pm
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    You should have tipped better. I deliver pizza I'm gonna call the cops on the next asshole.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by ericbikes on Aug 2, 10 at 4:47pm
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    oh nights relived.. silly papa johns

  • 52 59
    Submitted by NoDCBs4Me on Aug 4, 10 at 4:06am
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    What probably happened is that he didn't tip the pizza guy. If you're going to be doing some illegal shit, drop the pizza dude a fiver or something. We don't give a damn what you do if you tip us.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 12:59am
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    pay da man

  • 51 64
    Submitted by MsLovelyLiz on Aug 2, 10 at 10:06pm
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    yea, i bet next time you wont put a gun to his head, way to go 831

  • 46 55
    Submitted by kolera on Aug 3, 10 at 6:37pm
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    I really hope they didn't tip him.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by stephcyanide on Aug 3, 10 at 3:29pm
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    This happened to me too!

  • 28 23
    Submitted by booya1 on Apr 14, 11 at 2:23am
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    Favorite!!