he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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Sushi, scotch, and sex
"I'm gonna marry him/her" texts are just as played out as "drunk me/sober me" texts.
And yet, still funnier than whiny bitches in the comment threads.
YEAHHH SCOTTSDALE REPRESENT
I thought the three p's were pizza, porn, and poopshoot.
Psylocibin porn and pussy
that just sounds like it would be more confusing than anything
I would marry her
Wow lame
Coke is unquestionably better than Pepsi.
Pepsi? Wtf
I'm glad we can all agree on the pizza;)
Totally a good night
What about pot? Or parrots? Or penises? That's much more exciting.
It's pabst, pizza and porn, get it right!
That's not the 3 p's it's pimp prostitute Porno
Just because you add I'm gonna marry him to the end of everything doesn't make it funny. It makes you pathetic with a pizza face husband.
ha pepsis gross. pot pizza porn <3
U forgot pot
Weak
Dont you love dates like that?
Pipe Pope Plastic
@12:33 I DOOO :) I don't see what's not to like about it LOL
Pepsi sucks. But my guess is she does too.
haha lol finally a 480 number
In Soviet Russia, we drink pepsi and piss coke!
i like pepsi, but thats just because its what i grew up with and i am used to it.
this website is getting so lame. it's almost as bad as FML
Fml is still good, idk what you're talkin about... But i think the lack of material means our society is adancing in the right direction
Sounds sorta fake. Well the "I'm gonna marry him part." too overused on tfln
I thought it was Patron pizza and pounding vaj?
Pussy pussy pussy
Plus my tongue is tied to tonsils and I need to shit and shave
Fake. Any of these that end with I'm gonna marry him are so fake.
307 FUCK YEAH! 3OH!3
Wow, I wish I had a girl like this. I had one, but I messed it up
I guess it doesn't take much to impress white trash
In before soviet russia dude
Don't forget to put it in her ass. She loves it!
You're lame. The path to me heart involves the 3B's: booze, blunts and bitches. You can't top that.
Ask your mom
Pepsi pizza and pussy
I do 12:33. I do...
How many girls actually enjoy porn??
144 I hope ur right about that
Pot porn and pussy.
Hey want to come over and have some pepsi? Fags.
Why would you marry him over porn and pizza? You can get one cheap, the other free and the soda comes with the pizza...
all i see this girl as is a fat slut
I thought it was three S's - shit, shower and a shave!
Why can't any one just take a drunken college text as is why do you guys take this shit so serious
I love black puss
You are so clever and hilarious. Never change.
Fatty Mcfatterson
Two homos
To bad pepsi sucks cokes cock
1101 is correct
Piggy Pontiac Pacfier
U forgot...I am lame a fake as shit.
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