he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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Sushi, scotch, and sex
"I'm gonna marry him/her" texts are just as played out as "drunk me/sober me" texts.
And yet, still funnier than whiny bitches in the comment threads.
I thought the three p's were pizza, porn, and poopshoot.
YEAHHH SCOTTSDALE REPRESENT
I would marry her
Psylocibin porn and pussy
that just sounds like it would be more confusing than anything
Coke is unquestionably better than Pepsi.
I'm glad we can all agree on the pizza;)
That's not the 3 p's it's pimp prostitute Porno
It's pabst, pizza and porn, get it right!
What about pot? Or parrots? Or penises? That's much more exciting.
Totally a good night
Just because you add I'm gonna marry him to the end of everything doesn't make it funny.
It makes you pathetic with a pizza face husband.
ha pepsis gross. pot pizza porn <3
U forgot pot
haha lol finally a 480 number
Pipe Pope Plastic
@12:33 I DOOO :) I don't see what's not to like about it LOL
Dont you love dates like that?
this website is getting so lame. it's almost as bad as FML
Pepsi sucks. But my guess is she does too.
Sounds sorta fake. Well the "I'm gonna marry him part." too overused on tfln
Fml is still good, idk what you're talkin about... But i think the lack of material means our society is adancing in the right direction
i like pepsi, but thats just because its what i grew up with and i am used to it.
In Soviet Russia, we drink pepsi and piss coke!
Plus my tongue is tied to tonsils and I need to shit and shave
I thought it was Patron pizza and pounding vaj?
I guess it doesn't take much to impress white trash
Pussy pussy pussy
In before soviet russia dude
Ask your mom
I do 12:33. I do...
Fake. Any of these that end with I'm gonna marry him are so fake.
307 FUCK YEAH! 3OH!3
Don't forget to put it in her ass. She loves it!
Pepsi pizza and pussy
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Wow, I wish I had a girl like this. I had one, but I messed it up
144 I hope ur right about that
You're lame. The path to me heart involves the 3B's: booze, blunts and bitches. You can't top that.
How many girls actually enjoy porn??
Hey want to come over and have some pepsi? Fags.
Pot porn and pussy.
all i see this girl as is a fat slut
Why would you marry him over porn and pizza? You can get one cheap, the other free and the soda comes with the pizza...
I thought it was three S's - shit, shower and a shave!
Why can't any one just take a drunken college text as is why do you guys take this shit so serious
1101 is correct
I love black puss
You are so clever and hilarious. Never change.
To bad pepsi sucks cokes cock
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U forgot...I am lame a fake as shit.