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  • 86 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:58am
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    Sushi, scotch, and sex

  • 73 69
    Submitted by bonaparte on Feb 8, 10 at 11:01am
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    Coke is unquestionably better than Pepsi.

  • 64 57
    Submitted by aNoNoMoose on Feb 8, 10 at 10:19am
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    "I'm gonna marry him/her" texts are just as played out as "drunk me/sober me" texts.

    • 44 54
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 9, 10 at 3:45pm
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      And yet, still funnier than whiny bitches in the comment threads.

  • 52 35
    Submitted by pinkgiraffes on Feb 8, 10 at 10:43am
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    YEAHHH SCOTTSDALE REPRESENT

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:57pm
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    What about pot? Or parrots? Or penises? That's much more exciting.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:19am
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    Pepsi? Wtf

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:18am
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    Totally a good night

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:44pm
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    U forgot pot

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:35am
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    That's not the 3 p's it's pimp prostitute Porno

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:17am
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    I thought the three p's were pizza, porn, and poopshoot.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:16am
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    It's pabst, pizza and porn, get it right!

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:21pm
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    I'm glad we can all agree on the pizza;)

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:31am
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    I would marry her

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:18pm
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    Just because you add I'm gonna marry him to the end of everything doesn't make it funny. It makes you pathetic with a pizza face husband.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:12pm
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    Wow lame

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:07am
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    haha lol finally a 480 number

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:30pm
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    I guess it doesn't take much to impress white trash

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:01am
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    Pipe Pope Plastic

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:39am
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    @12:33 I DOOO :) I don't see what's not to like about it LOL

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:08pm
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    Pepsi pizza and pussy

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:19am
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    Don't forget to put it in her ass. She loves it!

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:17am
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    Sounds sorta fake. Well the "I'm gonna marry him part." too overused on tfln

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:14am
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    In Soviet Russia, we drink pepsi and piss coke!

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:30am
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    Pepsi sucks. But my guess is she does too.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 5:58pm
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    Wow, I wish I had a girl like this. I had one, but I messed it up

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 4:04am
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    Weak

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:41am
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    Ask your mom

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 8, 10 at 7:48pm
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    i like pepsi, but thats just because its what i grew up with and i am used to it.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:07pm
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    Plus my tongue is tied to tonsils and I need to shit and shave

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:31pm
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    this website is getting so lame. it's almost as bad as FML

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:55am
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    I thought it was Patron pizza and pounding vaj?

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:43pm
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    Pussy pussy pussy

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:12pm
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    307 FUCK YEAH! 3OH!3

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:52am
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    I do 12:33. I do...

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:35pm
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    Pot porn and pussy.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:44pm
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    Fml is still good, idk what you're talkin about... But i think the lack of material means our society is adancing in the right direction

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Beccaboo on Jan 10, 11 at 5:48pm
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    You're lame. The path to me heart involves the 3B's: booze, blunts and bitches. You can't top that.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:33am
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    How many girls actually enjoy porn??

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 9:36pm
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    Psylocibin porn and pussy

    • 38 52
      Submitted by gnarcotics on Feb 8, 10 at 10:19pm
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      that just sounds like it would be more confusing than anything

  • 41 61
    Submitted by nitz1111 on Feb 8, 10 at 9:21pm
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    all i see this girl as is a fat slut

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:11pm
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    144 I hope ur right about that

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:27pm
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    Why can't any one just take a drunken college text as is why do you guys take this shit so serious

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 4:25pm
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    Why would you marry him over porn and pizza? You can get one cheap, the other free and the soda comes with the pizza...

  • 21 23
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 19, 12 at 6:06pm
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    ha pepsis gross. pot pizza porn <3

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:21am
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    Fake. Any of these that end with I'm gonna marry him are so fake.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:08pm
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    To bad pepsi sucks cokes cock

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:36pm
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    Two homos

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:43pm
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    Pussy pussy pussy

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:43pm
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    I thought it was three S's - shit, shower and a shave!

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:40am
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    In before soviet russia dude

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:04pm
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    Hey want to come over and have some pepsi? Fags.

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:07am
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    I love black puss

    • 29 45
      Submitted by aNoNoMoose on Feb 8, 10 at 11:09am
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      You are so clever and hilarious. Never change.

  • 23 42
    Submitted by cawlinsXXX69 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:53am
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    Dont you love dates like that?

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:19am
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    Fatty Mcfatterson

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:12am
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    1101 is correct

  • 36 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 5:50pm
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    U forgot...I am lame a fake as shit.

  • 28 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:47pm
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    Piggy Pontiac Pacfier