he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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Sushi, scotch, and sex
"I'm gonna marry him/her" texts are just as played out as "drunk me/sober me" texts.
And yet, still funnier than whiny bitches in the comment threads.
I thought the three p's were pizza, porn, and poopshoot.
YEAHHH SCOTTSDALE REPRESENT
I would marry her
Psylocibin porn and pussy
that just sounds like it would be more confusing than anything
I'm glad we can all agree on the pizza;)
Coke is unquestionably better than Pepsi.
That's not the 3 p's it's pimp prostitute Porno
It's pabst, pizza and porn, get it right!
Totally a good night
What about pot? Or parrots? Or penises? That's much more exciting.
Just because you add I'm gonna marry him to the end of everything doesn't make it funny.
It makes you pathetic with a pizza face husband.
U forgot pot
ha pepsis gross. pot pizza porn <3
Pipe Pope Plastic
haha lol finally a 480 number
@12:33 I DOOO :) I don't see what's not to like about it LOL
Pepsi sucks. But my guess is she does too.
Dont you love dates like that?
this website is getting so lame. it's almost as bad as FML
Sounds sorta fake. Well the "I'm gonna marry him part." too overused on tfln
i like pepsi, but thats just because its what i grew up with and i am used to it.
In Soviet Russia, we drink pepsi and piss coke!
Fml is still good, idk what you're talkin about... But i think the lack of material means our society is adancing in the right direction
I thought it was Patron pizza and pounding vaj?
Plus my tongue is tied to tonsils and I need to shit and shave
I guess it doesn't take much to impress white trash
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In before soviet russia dude
307 FUCK YEAH! 3OH!3
Ask your mom
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You're lame. The path to me heart involves the 3B's: booze, blunts and bitches. You can't top that.
Fake. Any of these that end with I'm gonna marry him are so fake.
I do 12:33. I do...
Don't forget to put it in her ass. She loves it!
Pepsi pizza and pussy
Wow, I wish I had a girl like this. I had one, but I messed it up
144 I hope ur right about that
How many girls actually enjoy porn??
Pot porn and pussy.
Hey want to come over and have some pepsi? Fags.
all i see this girl as is a fat slut
Why would you marry him over porn and pizza? You can get one cheap, the other free and the soda comes with the pizza...
I thought it was three S's - shit, shower and a shave!
Why can't any one just take a drunken college text as is why do you guys take this shit so serious
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You are so clever and hilarious. Never change.
1101 is correct
To bad pepsi sucks cokes cock
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U forgot...I am lame a fake as shit.