he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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Sushi, scotch, and sex
"I'm gonna marry him/her" texts are just as played out as "drunk me/sober me" texts.
And yet, still funnier than whiny bitches in the comment threads.
YEAHHH SCOTTSDALE REPRESENT
I thought the three p's were pizza, porn, and poopshoot.
Psylocibin porn and pussy
that just sounds like it would be more confusing than anything
I would marry her
Wow lame
I'm glad we can all agree on the pizza;)
Pepsi? Wtf
Coke is unquestionably better than Pepsi.
It's pabst, pizza and porn, get it right!
That's not the 3 p's it's pimp prostitute Porno
Totally a good night
What about pot? Or parrots? Or penises? That's much more exciting.
Just because you add I'm gonna marry him to the end of everything doesn't make it funny. It makes you pathetic with a pizza face husband.
U forgot pot
ha pepsis gross. pot pizza porn <3
Weak
Pipe Pope Plastic
Dont you love dates like that?
haha lol finally a 480 number
@12:33 I DOOO :) I don't see what's not to like about it LOL
Pepsi sucks. But my guess is she does too.
this website is getting so lame. it's almost as bad as FML
Sounds sorta fake. Well the "I'm gonna marry him part." too overused on tfln
i like pepsi, but thats just because its what i grew up with and i am used to it.
In Soviet Russia, we drink pepsi and piss coke!
Fml is still good, idk what you're talkin about... But i think the lack of material means our society is adancing in the right direction
I thought it was Patron pizza and pounding vaj?
Plus my tongue is tied to tonsils and I need to shit and shave
Pussy pussy pussy
In before soviet russia dude
307 FUCK YEAH! 3OH!3
I guess it doesn't take much to impress white trash
Ask your mom
You're lame. The path to me heart involves the 3B's: booze, blunts and bitches. You can't top that.
Fake. Any of these that end with I'm gonna marry him are so fake.
I do 12:33. I do...
Don't forget to put it in her ass. She loves it!
Pepsi pizza and pussy
Wow, I wish I had a girl like this. I had one, but I messed it up
How many girls actually enjoy porn??
144 I hope ur right about that
Pot porn and pussy.
Hey want to come over and have some pepsi? Fags.
all i see this girl as is a fat slut
Why would you marry him over porn and pizza? You can get one cheap, the other free and the soda comes with the pizza...
I thought it was three S's - shit, shower and a shave!
Fatty Mcfatterson
Why can't any one just take a drunken college text as is why do you guys take this shit so serious
I love black puss
You are so clever and hilarious. Never change.
1101 is correct
To bad pepsi sucks cokes cock
Two homos
Piggy Pontiac Pacfier
U forgot...I am lame a fake as shit.
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