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  • 61 25
    Submitted by anonnymouse on Feb 27, 10 at 11:54pm
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    i think the guy in the text below you found it first

  • 43 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:19pm
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    Everything I own should work like that...

  • 43 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:15pm
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    Hahahaha!

  • 39 27
    Submitted by alina_peace on Feb 28, 10 at 9:42am
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    I say this shit all the time haha

  • 37 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:05am
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    Good call 11:54....that's fuckin awesome

  • 42 35
    Submitted by FBIRem on Feb 27, 10 at 11:49pm
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    Leave a phone in your stash.

  • 39 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:46pm
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    houstonian druggie

  • 42 37
    Submitted by twizzy on Feb 28, 10 at 2:18am
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    Lmfao. I wish I could put my parents on silent so they don't bother me when I'm intoxicated.

  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:45pm
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    Only a houstion (like myself) would think like this =) love it very true

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:31am
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    11:54 wins. That's too fucking hilarious. Was that just a coincidence?

  • 35 29
    Submitted by techn9ne on Feb 28, 10 at 4:00pm
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    I totally know that feeling!!!

  • 36 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 7:06am
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    Haha gotta love Baytown/Barbers Hill

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:01am
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    Your parents will be silent when their dead.. Keep smoking weed, you'll NEVER regret it.

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:33pm
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    Sour diesal aLl day

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:18pm
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    I know the fuckin feeling, only I wish I could google search it

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:54pm
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    I ended up connecting one of those key finders to my waterproof pill holder where I keep my weed. Works great when I hide my weed while I'm high.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:51am
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    Y messenger: Jackinsally

  • 27 28
    Submitted by HaleyPie on Mar 1, 10 at 1:24am
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    And somebody had the nerve to take the herb up out my doobie ashtray why'd they do me that way?

  • 26 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 8:55pm
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    It's like were the same person

  • 27 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:36am
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    In china weed master calls you.

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:35am
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    Bet I can guess why you can't find it.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:45pm
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    First :P

  • 24 34
    Submitted by LiZZiSTheSHiZZ on Jul 7, 10 at 12:20am
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    Bahaah, you should leave a cheap little ghetto phone in your stasshh! :) \nSmart houstone people :D

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:30am
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    Kill your parents, burry them in the flower bed and use them to fertilize the boggy boo. It a plan. I'll bring the duct tape and the meth! You get the shovel and gun. Ok?

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