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  • To all those who said they couldn't finish, consider this: He didn't set a time limit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:14pm
  • I must be the only dad with a daughter that still own a 12 ga. That'd have been the only thing getting shot off...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:43pm
    • yea killing a kid for fucking your daughter.. thats rational

      Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 13, 10 at 12:41am
      • Yeah, and that Dad was dead fucking serious about shooting the boyfriend.

        Submitted by DrHarleyQ on Jun 5, 11 at 4:01pm
      • old school badass, yes. Rational, family is no time to be a pussy

        Submitted by McMaster420 on Jul 27, 11 at 4:43pm
      • You must be too yung to understand how shit goes down

        Submitted by Kin6x on Oct 21, 11 at 12:02am
    • By daughter, you mean the toothless meth addict hooker you pay to give you hand jobs in the furnished room where you live surrounded by empties, bondage mags, used tissues, and self-hatred. Yeah, "daughter".

      Submitted by JuanMitbol on Sep 1, 14 at 3:37am
  • Many a good time...although his dad was totally pussy whipped ..makes sense now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:44pm
  • hahaha the first time i met my father in law i was shagging his daughter! while she had her head in the pillow and still screaming I lent over to shake his hand! I said "gidday, you must be Mr x" :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:39am
  • That's so fucking weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 10:08pm
  • This kinda happened last week to me and my gf. Her brother knocked on tje door and told me to hurry up so we could play some cod mw2 =] ahhh filipinos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:37pm
  • i was tit fucking a girl and her dad walked in and just was....oops wrong room

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:50pm
  • I like being watched so no matter who it was walking in I wiuld definitely be able to finish You get epic props for last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I think the soviet russia guy is funny

    Submitted by M0st4f4 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:54am
  • Gotta agree with the last anonymous guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:56pm
  • finish!? um. hello, my dickk would be limp as HEEELLLLLLLLLLL after that shit

    Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 2:27am
  • Whats up with all these overprotective dads? Would you rather it be in your house, (where you could make sure there using protection and not doing it anal) or in some alley where shell prolly get aids from a drunk hobo who walked by

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:17pm
  • This obviously isn't the first time he's caught someone with his daughterr...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Having the dad walk in would be a total turn-off...like more than dead baby kittens or your grandmother naked. I certainly wouldn't finish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:41pm
  • hahaha! 3:14, I was thinking the same thing! ...and no longer any fear of getting caught!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Wow. I wouldnt be able to finish. That would be some crazy shit though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:05pm
  • 10:17, when you have kids will you just let your daughter do what she wants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:51pm
  • of course it would be a 909er

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:00pm
  • a dad who said that probably wanted him to hurry up so he could hop on. it's cute you like that. go shake hands with pedophiles because you need to thank them for every damaged lay you ever had. probably the only ones you've had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:39pm
  • fuckit. now you have no pressure dad knows what daughter/son is up to, you can just bone in peace

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:57am
  • That's fucken cool!!!!!!....lucky bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:50am
  • This is my favorite one of all time :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:54pm
  • um by 6 i meant 9 lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Shocking. Another fake TFLN being upvoted by brainless idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:24am
  • Lol 909 is full of bro hoes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:02pm
  • how dirty is she if he's like . "fuck again? alright, hurry up and finish." haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:34pm
  • thanks tom. really appreciate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:10pm
  • I would have finished you off. Permanently. go suck on dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:04am
  • Her dad should have joined :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:53pm
  • my g/fs mom caught us once. couldn't finish, too awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:13pm
  • 3:32 don't knock it til you try it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:49pm
  • i live in 909 and we're all going to hell, just tryin to have fun on the way there :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:28am
  • HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH! what a great dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:00am
  • 4:32 i like your style

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Soviet russia joke is from family guy lmao pretty funny if u guys would get it

    Submitted by Perezbah on Mar 15, 10 at 1:59am
  • What kind of "normal" dad would tell you to finish?? That is sick, he probably does her too! EEEEWWWWWWWW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:13am
  • (909) my area. niceeeee

    Submitted by ars12 on Apr 6, 11 at 4:22pm
  • omg lol that is ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:52pm
  • I would still continue to fuck her.,. :)

    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 2, 11 at 9:17pm
  • Disgusting he probably wanted to watch or listen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:15pm
  • "I would have finished you off. Permanently." Then spend the rest of your life in jail, good plan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Someone else watching I'd be ok with....but her dad? Still eeeww.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Wow I wish that was my girlfriends dad. He walked in on us makingout and threatened to beat my ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:40am
  • I like him 2! I think i'd be the ssme when i grow ip! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:01am
  • Dads a jerk. He should care more for his daughter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:40pm
  • I would have asked him to join.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Stop fucking lying

    Submitted by mytoolisbig on Mar 21, 10 at 9:35pm
  • Maybe now u can have that devils triangle threesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:43pm
  • 2:41, very creative thinking. Did that actually happen to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:30pm
  • @11:45, or in this case, 9-ho-6

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:05pm
  • That dad RULES!! did you finish???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:36pm
  • I would fucking snap that kids neck in 6 pieces

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:28am
  • I would have finished you off. Permanently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:30pm
  • sooooo 909!!! i love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:29am
  • This shit would happen in the IE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:13pm
  • @ 6:02 why do you think we call it nine-bro-nine hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:45am
  • @September 5 10:13, please kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:41am
  • 10:17 that's fucking hillarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:20pm
  • 909... he probably went back into his room to get some himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:01am
  • My x's dad just said interesting and closed the door. She is the one that wanted me to finish just to spite that mother fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:04pm
  • OMG I think I know that girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:31pm
  • That's my area code! ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:06am
  • i would like to meet that man and give him a pack of beer and a high five.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:27pm
  • It doesn't get any better than that! Ha!

    Submitted by funnyhunny on Dec 12, 10 at 9:34pm
  • The 909 is crazy. Haha I probably know these people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:07am
  • Shutcha face bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:08pm
  • Ok this is by far the best one and who ever is posting the Societ Russia things shut the fuck up please that is so dumb and it makes no sense. In Soviet Russia they kill u for posting dumb ass coments like this cause they find it annoying. Good job man I am proud of ur text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:20am
  • as long as he didn't stay and watched I wouldn't have a problem finishing. At least u know her family likes u!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:41pm
  • I like the danger of getting caught too, teehee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:07pm
  • 11:39, great story that dad sounds awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:35am
  • haha (909) my area baby!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:06pm
  • At least he didn't offer to join in....

    Submitted by baddude on Apr 30, 10 at 1:53am
  • rep the 909! soo.... i live close... think i can get her adress??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:28pm
  • This dad is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:20am
  • oh my god are you fucking kidding me this had to have been me???????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:24am
  • You could do better than a 12 guage, yeah the pattern would make it painful but you could take a well aimed and loraina bobbet him from a ways away. A stearn what the fuck should have been said too

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:14am
  • You never finish!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:34am
  • Trashy in all respects.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:40am
  • Lucky bastard..

    Submitted by fivestarmovement on Aug 17, 11 at 6:54am
  • That's a classy guy

    Submitted by ToatsMcGoats on May 13, 10 at 2:03pm
  • good man

    Submitted by rissellc on May 12, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Blessed be the valley of the dirt people. For the father know their daughters are whores and are fine with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:06am
  • Shut the fuck up soviet Russia! U really have mo friends or life! Go get laid!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:05pm
  • that wasnt her dad dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:36pm
  • That is creepy....I am thinking maybe Dad was waiting for his turn. What self respecting Father wouldn't make him immediately leave!?!?!

    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:16pm
  • The 909 breeds sluts!!! Oh ya!! I can vouch for that one! Just tell em you ride!! Lol

    Submitted by matt_t on Mar 28, 10 at 4:55am
  • dam her dad's pretty cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Hahaha, im from the 909. $20 says she was a bro ho... Oh rancho cucagmonga:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:00pm
  • I agree if they never had sex in their life then they wouldn't have children so stop bitchin parents if you don't have to drive your children to have sex they are old enough to suffer the consequences... A child that they tell not to have sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:43am
  • hahaha 4:32 thats great shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:27pm
  • He'll yeah the 909 rules!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:23pm
  • This tfln is attracting the mentally disturbed, apparently...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:40pm
    • We're all mentally disturbed. Some of us just choose to hide it.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 17, 10 at 10:01am
  • In his face!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:57am
  • 9:04pm, Thats sooo wrong, she has no idea how much she really cares for her dad, she sounds like a child herself, who would want to do that to get back at there dad??? Not cool, Mums and Dads do so much for there children, you dont know how hard it really is untill you have your own.!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:26pm
  • I was doing doggystyle against the wall and the same thing happened

    Submitted by magicthief on Aug 24, 10 at 1:17am
  • That's an AWESOME story 11:39!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Then I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:26pm
  • He probably fucks her too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:28pm
  • 1:40 -- No, not a "tough guy", just a dad...who is sooo with 11:43...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:51pm
  • You are from IE!?! no hot tail out there. Period!

    Submitted by Tone_ToneYoung on Apr 12, 10 at 10:16pm
  • I'd be so overjoyed that'd I'd probly bust the Trojan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 1:56am
  • hahah I bet that wasn't the first time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:05pm
  • 909 hahahaha someone was probably waiting in line - there's money to be made, dude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Lmfao. WINNNN

    Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Apr 22, 10 at 1:28pm
  • ^^^ thats a little odd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:10pm
  • Lol I love livin in the 909 I probly know these fuckers too lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:35am
  • And it came from the 909...no surprise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:19pm
  • For mr or ms 10:24... Shocking. Another dickhead pretending to be a professional TFLNer with his "this is FAKE" shit. I'm tiring of seeing your guys' shit. If you don't like it, then GET OFF THE DAMN SITE. thank you, that is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:59am
  • hahaha this is too funny. i feel so niave but i cant stop laughing!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:43pm
  • damn that's a good dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:01am
  • nothing says Riverside quite like that text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:32pm
  • This has happened. To me.

    Submitted by drewselph on Apr 5, 10 at 4:03pm
  • Only in the 909... good for you man

    Submitted by kali_KID909 on Mar 23, 10 at 12:19pm
  • That's awesomeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:44am
  • So who was better, OP, the girl or her dad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:46am
  • It wouldn't bother me about it being her dad if the dad is hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:26pm
  • You good with that 3:49?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:05pm
  • At least he didn't stay in the room and take pictures like my dad does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:59pm
  • this isn't funy

    Submitted by duhammm on Mar 13, 10 at 3:04am
  • In soviet russia you tell dad to get out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:03pm
  • Hah, I love when parents freak out. Its like they never did that shit before you came around, Rofl

    Submitted by BuRiLiThoMaN on Feb 11, 10 at 10:49am
  • Fuckin awesome dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Need more dads of girls like this in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:58am
  • Where has the soviet Russian been?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Aw how thoughtful(:

    Submitted by ashleeshae24 on May 9, 10 at 8:28am
  • Ew dude! That's sick.

    Submitted by bree1234 on Oct 10, 10 at 2:39pm
  • This is why I love inland empire!!!!! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 10 at 12:52am
  • bs bs bs bs

    Submitted by DJmaster on Apr 13, 10 at 1:40pm
  • ok thats pretty epic. apparently my dad heard us doing it once and left and when he came back gave me a six pack of sierra nevada. badass? chyeaa

    Submitted by pupsintub on Nov 4, 10 at 1:08am
  • 6:04. god save america.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Lucky. simply said.

    Submitted by Danksixty9 on Jul 2, 11 at 3:47am
  • 909 represent!! I probably went to high school with those losers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:06am
  • Wish my dad was like that!

    Submitted by Lieban on Apr 6, 11 at 8:48pm
  • wow, what a trooper 11:39..props for that, your father in law must be a rad guy haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:31pm
  • god my girlfriends dad would rip both my heads off simultaneously. maybe cause were in high school and she is fifteen and catholic. but disregarding all of that that is a cool ass dad.

    Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Nov 17, 10 at 4:47pm
  • 3:06 fucking awesome!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:20am
  • It's cool dad gave him an xtra 5 min of stamina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:35am
  • Hahahahaha

    Submitted by rspoons33 on Jun 15, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Epic! Too epic for my usual "Soviet Russia" comments

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:49am
  • Inland empire!!

    Submitted by BonerSoup on May 28, 10 at 12:53am
  • I like him more. I want you in me.

    Submitted by ayeritsmaddie on Sep 28, 11 at 6:00pm
  • Maybe the dad was ordering him to make sure SHE finished. That would be an A dad! :D

    Submitted by unclestuffy on Feb 25, 12 at 5:01pm
  • Lucky <..<

    Submitted by gunner4u on Mar 31, 11 at 12:54am
  • Lmao! Dude I've I was banging this one girl n she wouldn't be quiet, next thing u know her dad is knocking the door down. I wrapped it up in like 30 seconds, just in time. Took some of my cum, drew a line on her forehead, and whispered " Simba" in her ear

    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:36am
  • What is wrong with u people? How does a parent say that shit? Mine would kill us both if that ever happened.

    Submitted by southernbelle12 on Jun 21, 11 at 1:41am
  • BadMitch always finishes, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 6:21pm
  • I thought it was weird when my girlfriends dad walked in, saw what I was doing to his daughter... and then didn't leave... I offered him a turn, and he said sure, and then it was my turn to watch... I don't think she noticed... \n\nJk, \n\nI didn't stay and watch, that would be weird

    Submitted by Dr_Phillips on Aug 26, 10 at 1:27am
  • Haha I love it!

    Submitted by rousie46 on Mar 14, 11 at 11:57am
  • Damn I hope my womens dad is that ba

    Submitted by 1613 on Mar 19, 11 at 10:11pm
  • How can someone dislike this?

    Submitted by kidcudi12 on Jun 22, 11 at 4:59pm
  • you‘re not alone. anything you do to my daughter. i do to you... with a 12ga

    Submitted by thymetext on Jan 17, 14 at 3:42pm