I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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To all those who said they couldn't finish, consider this:
He didn't set a time limit!
I must be the only dad with a daughter that still own a 12 ga. That'd have been the only thing getting shot off...
yea killing a kid for fucking your daughter.. thats rational
Yeah, and that Dad was dead fucking serious about shooting the boyfriend.
old school badass, yes. Rational, family is no time to be a pussy
You must be too yung to understand how shit goes down
By daughter, you mean the toothless meth addict hooker you pay to give you hand jobs in the furnished room where you live surrounded by empties, bondage mags, used tissues, and self-hatred. Yeah, "daughter".
Many a good time...although his dad was totally pussy whipped ..makes sense now
That's so fucking weird.
I think the soviet russia guy is funny
Whats up with all these overprotective dads? Would you rather it be in your house, (where you could make sure there using protection and not doing it anal) or in some alley where shell prolly get aids from a drunk hobo who walked by
What's wrong with anal?
hahaha the first time i met my father in law i was shagging his daughter! while she had her head in the pillow and still screaming I lent over to shake his hand! I said "gidday, you must be Mr x" :-P
hahaha! 3:14, I was thinking the same thing! ...and no longer any fear of getting caught!
I like being watched so no matter who it was walking in I wiuld definitely be able to finish
You get epic props for last night
This kinda happened last week to me and my gf. Her brother knocked on tje door and told me to hurry up so we could play some cod mw2 =] ahhh filipinos.
i was tit fucking a girl and her dad walked in and just was....oops wrong room
Having the dad walk in would be a total turn-off...like more than dead baby kittens or your grandmother naked. I certainly wouldn't finish.
fuckit. now you have no pressure
dad knows what daughter/son is up to, you can just bone in peace
Gotta agree with the last anonymous guy
3:32 don't knock it til you try it
finish!? um. hello, my dickk would be limp as HEEELLLLLLLLLLL after that shit
I would have finished you off. Permanently.
go suck on dicks
(909) my area. niceeeee
That's my area code! ;D
10:17, when you have kids will you just let your daughter do what she wants?
a dad who said that probably wanted him to hurry up so he could hop on. it's cute you like that. go shake hands with pedophiles because you need to thank them for every damaged lay you ever had. probably the only ones you've had.
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH! what a great dad
Lol 909 is full of bro hoes
of course it would be a 909er
Wow. I wouldnt be able to finish. That would be some crazy shit though.
This obviously isn't the first time he's caught someone with his daughterr...
how dirty is she if he's like . "fuck again? alright, hurry up and finish." haha
i live in 909 and we're all going to hell, just tryin to have fun on the way there :)
Shocking. Another fake TFLN being upvoted by brainless idiots.
i would like to meet that man and give him a pack of beer and a high five.
That's fucken cool!!!!!!....lucky bastard
thanks tom. really appreciate it.
This is my favorite one of all time :)
I like him 2! I think i'd be the ssme when i grow ip! :D
um by 6 i meant 9 lol
omg lol that is ridiculous
Maybe now u can have that devils triangle threesome.
Someone else watching I'd be ok with....but her dad? Still eeeww.
I would have asked him to join.
my g/fs mom caught us once. couldn't finish, too awkward.
4:32 i like your style
@September 5 10:13, please kill yourself.
Soviet russia joke is from family guy lmao pretty funny if u guys would get it
My x's dad just said interesting and closed the door. She is the one that wanted me to finish just to spite that mother fucker
"I would have finished you off. Permanently."
Then spend the rest of your life in jail, good plan.
What kind of "normal" dad would tell you to finish?? That is sick, he probably does her too! EEEEWWWWWWWW!
The 909 is crazy. Haha I probably know these people.
I'd be so overjoyed that'd I'd probly bust the Trojan
909... he probably went back into his room to get some himself.
Her dad should have joined :p
Wow I wish that was my girlfriends dad. He walked in on us makingout and threatened to beat my ass
I would still continue to fuck her.,. :)
@11:45, or in this case, 9-ho-6
OMG I think I know that girl
The 909 breeds sluts!!! Oh ya!! I can vouch for that one! Just tell em you ride!! Lol
I like the danger of getting caught too, teehee!
I would fucking snap that kids neck in 6 pieces
That dad RULES!! did you finish???
11:39, great story
that dad sounds awesome
Disgusting he probably wanted to watch or listen
2:41, very creative thinking. Did that actually happen to you?
You could do better than a 12 guage, yeah the pattern would make it painful but you could take a well aimed and loraina bobbet him from
a ways away.
A stearn what the fuck should have been said too
Dads a jerk. He should care more for his daughter
1:40 -- No, not a "tough guy", just a dad...who is sooo with 11:43...
sooooo 909!!! i love it!
Ok this is by far the best one and who ever is posting the Societ Russia things shut the fuck up please that is so dumb and it makes no sense.
In Soviet Russia they kill u for posting dumb ass coments like this cause they find it annoying. Good job man I am proud of ur text
haha (909) my area baby!!!
You are from IE!?! no hot tail out there. Period!
Trashy in all respects.
I would have finished you off. Permanently.
10:17 that's fucking hillarious
Hahaha, im from the 909. $20 says she was a bro ho... Oh rancho cucagmonga:)
hahaha 4:32 thats great shit
as long as he didn't stay and watched I wouldn't have a problem finishing. At least u know her family likes u!
At least he didn't offer to join in....
This has happened. To me.
This dad is awesome!
I was doing doggystyle against the wall and the same thing happened
@ 6:02 why do you think we call it nine-bro-nine
He'll yeah the 909 rules!
I agree if they never had sex in their life then they wouldn't have children so stop bitchin parents if you don't have to drive your children to have sex they are old enough to suffer the consequences... A child that they tell not to have sex
You never finish!!
oh my god are you fucking kidding me this had to have been me???????
Shutcha face bitch.
9:04pm, Thats sooo wrong, she has no idea how much she really cares for her dad, she sounds like a child herself, who would want to do that to get back at there dad??? Not cool, Mums and Dads do so much for there children, you dont know how hard it really is untill you have your own.!!
rep the 909! soo.... i live close... think i can get her adress??
that wasnt her dad dude
Shut the fuck up soviet Russia! U really have mo friends or life! Go get laid!!!!
That's an AWESOME story 11:39!
This tfln is attracting the mentally disturbed, apparently...
We're all mentally disturbed. Some of us just choose to hide it.
dam her dad's pretty cool
Blessed be the valley of the dirt people. For the father know their daughters are whores and are fine with it.
Then I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt
Stop fucking lying
hahah I bet that wasn't the first time...
nothing says Riverside quite like that text.
That's a classy guy
bs bs bs bs
Lol I love livin in the 909 I probly know these fuckers too lol
This shit would happen in the IE!
He probably fucks her too
909 hahahaha someone was probably waiting in line - there's money to be made, dude!
damn that's a good dad
In his face!!!
At least he didn't stay in the room and take pictures like my dad does.
It doesn't get any better than that! Ha!
hahaha this is too funny. i feel so niave but i cant stop laughing!!
Ew dude! That's sick.
That is creepy....I am thinking maybe Dad was waiting for his turn. What self respecting Father wouldn't make him immediately leave!?!?!
Only in the 909... good for you man
6:04. god save america.
^^^ thats a little odd.
this isn't funy
Need more dads of girls like this in the world
And it came from the 909...no surprise.
Epic! Too epic for my usual "Soviet Russia" comments
Aw how thoughtful(:
For mr or ms 10:24...
Shocking. Another dickhead pretending to be a professional TFLNer with his "this is FAKE" shit. I'm tiring of seeing your guys' shit. If you don't like it, then GET OFF THE DAMN SITE.
thank you, that is all.
It wouldn't bother me about it being her dad if the dad is hot
So who was better, OP, the girl or her dad?
It's cool dad gave him an xtra 5 min of stamina
Fuckin awesome dad
In soviet russia you tell dad to get out
3:06 fucking awesome!! :)
ok thats pretty epic. apparently my dad heard us doing it once and left and when he came back gave me a six pack of sierra nevada. badass? chyeaa
Wish my dad was like that!
Where has the soviet Russian been?
god my girlfriends dad would rip both my heads off simultaneously. maybe cause were in high school and she is fifteen and catholic. but disregarding all of that that is a cool ass dad.
You good with that 3:49?
This is why I love inland empire!!!!!
Lucky. simply said.
Lmao! Dude I've I was banging this one girl n she wouldn't be quiet, next thing u know her dad is knocking the door down. I wrapped it up in like 30 seconds, just in time. Took some of my cum, drew a line on her forehead, and whispered " Simba" in her ear
Hah, I love when parents freak out. Its like they never did that shit before you came around, Rofl
909 represent!! I probably went to high school with those losers!
I like him more. I want you in me.
wow, what a trooper 11:39..props for that, your father in law must be a rad guy haha
Damn I hope my womens dad is that ba
BadMitch always finishes, www.badmitch.com
Maybe the dad was ordering him to make sure SHE finished. That would be an A dad! :D
What is wrong with u people? How does a parent say that shit? Mine would kill us both if that ever happened.
Haha I love it!
I thought it was weird when my girlfriends dad walked in, saw what I was doing to his daughter... and then didn't leave... I offered him a turn, and he said sure, and then it was my turn to watch... I don't think she noticed... \n\nJk, \n\nI didn't stay and watch, that would be weird
How can someone dislike this?
you‘re not alone. anything you do to my daughter. i do to you... with a 12ga