my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
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who jerks it to a book? wtf?
this is by far the best text I have seen in awhile, love it
Oh god... maybe it was the sparkling vampire concept...
wait .. this is hilarious ..
Edward totally gave me wood while I read that series...never j/o to him though...lol Good luck
what part????????? the jury would like to know??
Another one bites the dust
i don't know what's more embarrassing- that your mom walked in on you masturbating, or reading twilight
hmm someone just loves edward a little to much...i guess just thinking about him gets you off huh? because even in BD there isn't much of a sex seen, though in eclipse there is a hot makeout...lol...wow just wow
i don't get why you'd be reading twilight.
Who the f***ing heck does this? What the f***? Did you swallow a bun lamp, dude? Is that it? Did you swallow a bun lamp??? Or did you get your knees caught in the elevator again?
it oddly appropriate. both twilight and you suck fat wiener
Hahaha, yeah, that would do it. Same thing happened to me, only I'm a chick and it was The L Word. I wasn't exactly in the mood to text about it afterward, though.
2:38 what the fuck are you talking about?
" did you get your knee stuck in an escalator"?
That makes no sense you wanker.
Hope you didn't get a paper cut!
This text is incredibly fake.
the guy said twilight, not breaking dawn....and i don't get why you'd be outed by reading twilight, whilst masturbating
I masturbate to the extended trailer of new moon.
I´ve been there too, Eward is so fucking hot
Right on! I hope it was to Edward.
10:08... L word rocks my world, that's awesome.
HAHA fckin HA Now that is Hilarious!!! 10:08PM
Taylor Launter FTW
LMAO. That's just too funny.
"furiously"... you ARE a twilight fan...
Maybe it was a guy masturbating to visions of ~dreamy~ Edward.
But really, there is zero sex in Twilight so this text worries me...
WTF Edwards minga.. Now wolfboy, THATS a different story. Bt seriously, 1.09 an 11.41, I hope you were joking.
4:39pm -agreed. there's really nothing there worth getting hot over (except that one scene in Eclipse) so wtf? He was in the closet it more ways than one...
Omg twilight is a awsome book it doesnt matter the author is a master and ive masturbated to teilight a couple time.. well Eclpise really but w.e it got the job done!
Yeah... I love the book series to death but VERY little sex. Now the fan fics are another story altogether... Then again, total perfect dude totally devoted... he's a pansy tho.
it could have been the honeymoon in breaking dawn
Why do people keep saying Edward is so hot Edward is so sexy?? Do none of you look at the guy who plays Jacob?!?! Now that's hot/sexy.
That book is sexless.. I don't understand what you were fapping to. Wow.
Oh whatever, anyone that has read the series has thought about Edward while masturbating. end of story. Get your mom to read the book, she'll totally understand and you two can bond. worked for me and my mom after this happened to me!
bahahahaha that's so priceles... you go dude.