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  • 70 50
    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 24, 10 at 1:27pm

    Another one bites the dust

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:14am

    wait .. this is hilarious ..

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:58pm

    i don't get why you'd be reading twilight.

  • 81 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:51pm

    who jerks it to a book? wtf?

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:36am

    Hope you didn't get a paper cut!

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:47am

    Edward totally gave me wood while I read that series...never j/o to him though...lol Good luck

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:58pm

    Oh god... maybe it was the sparkling vampire concept...

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:51pm

    this is by far the best text I have seen in awhile, love it

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:26pm

    WTF Edwards minga.. Now wolfboy, THATS a different story. Bt seriously, 1.09 an 11.41, I hope you were joking.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Xephyrik on Dec 28, 10 at 7:55pm

    This text is incredibly fake.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:02pm

    what part????????? the jury would like to know??

  • 73 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:14pm

    I´ve been there too, Eward is so fucking hot

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:44am

    Right on! I hope it was to Edward.

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:49pm

    I masturbate to the extended trailer of new moon.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:38am

    Who the f***ing heck does this? What the f***? Did you swallow a bun lamp, dude? Is that it? Did you swallow a bun lamp??? Or did you get your knees caught in the elevator again?

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:57am

    it oddly appropriate. both twilight and you suck fat wiener

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:27pm

    10:08... L word rocks my world, that's awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:05am

    i don't know what's more embarrassing- that your mom walked in on you masturbating, or reading twilight

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:21am

    hmm someone just loves edward a little to much...i guess just thinking about him gets you off huh? because even in BD there isn't much of a sex seen, though in eclipse there is a hot makeout...lol...wow just wow

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:05pm

    the guy said twilight, not breaking dawn....and i don't get why you'd be outed by reading twilight, whilst masturbating

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:42pm

    2:38 what the fuck are you talking about? " did you get your knee stuck in an escalator"? That makes no sense you wanker.

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:05pm

    LMAO. That's just too funny.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:58pm

    ^^^^^^^^^^^ agree Taylor Launter FTW

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:08pm

    Hahaha, yeah, that would do it. Same thing happened to me, only I'm a chick and it was The L Word. I wasn't exactly in the mood to text about it afterward, though.

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:41pm

    Oh whatever, anyone that has read the series has thought about Edward while masturbating. end of story. Get your mom to read the book, she'll totally understand and you two can bond. worked for me and my mom after this happened to me!

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:38am

    Uhhhhhhhhhh awkward.....

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:58pm

    4:39pm -agreed. there's really nothing there worth getting hot over (except that one scene in Eclipse) so wtf? He was in the closet it more ways than one...

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:12am

    HAHA fckin HA Now that is Hilarious!!! 10:08PM

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:29pm

    Maybe it was a guy masturbating to visions of ~dreamy~ Edward. But really, there is zero sex in Twilight so this text worries me...

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:03pm

    Why do people keep saying Edward is so hot Edward is so sexy?? Do none of you look at the guy who plays Jacob?!?! Now that's hot/sexy.

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:34am

    Yeah... I love the book series to death but VERY little sex. Now the fan fics are another story altogether... Then again, total perfect dude totally devoted... he's a pansy tho.

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:33pm

    bahahahaha that's so priceles... you go dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:15pm

    "furiously"... you ARE a twilight fan...

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:18pm

    it could have been the honeymoon in breaking dawn

  • 45 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:39pm

    That book is sexless.. I don't understand what you were fapping to. Wow.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:09am

    Omg twilight is a awsome book it doesnt matter the author is a master and ive masturbated to teilight a couple time.. well Eclpise really but w.e it got the job done!