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  • Another one bites the dust

    Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 24, 10 at 1:27pm
  • i don't get why you'd be reading twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:58pm
  • wait .. this is hilarious ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:14am
  • Oh god... maybe it was the sparkling vampire concept...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:58pm
  • what part????????? the jury would like to know??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:02pm
  • this is by far the best text I have seen in awhile, love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:51pm
  • I masturbate to the extended trailer of new moon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:49pm
  • Edward totally gave me wood while I read that series...never j/o to him though...lol Good luck

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:47am
  • i don't know what's more embarrassing- that your mom walked in on you masturbating, or reading twilight

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:05am
  • who jerks it to a book? wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Who the f***ing heck does this? What the f***? Did you swallow a bun lamp, dude? Is that it? Did you swallow a bun lamp??? Or did you get your knees caught in the elevator again?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:38am
  • Hope you didn't get a paper cut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:36am
  • hmm someone just loves edward a little to much...i guess just thinking about him gets you off huh? because even in BD there isn't much of a sex seen, though in eclipse there is a hot makeout...lol...wow just wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:21am
  • the guy said twilight, not breaking dawn....and i don't get why you'd be outed by reading twilight, whilst masturbating

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:05pm
  • LMAO. That's just too funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Hahaha, yeah, that would do it. Same thing happened to me, only I'm a chick and it was The L Word. I wasn't exactly in the mood to text about it afterward, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:08pm
  • This text is incredibly fake.

    Submitted by Xephyrik on Dec 28, 10 at 7:55pm
  • Right on! I hope it was to Edward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:44am
  • I´ve been there too, Eward is so fucking hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:14pm
  • 2:38 what the fuck are you talking about? " did you get your knee stuck in an escalator"? That makes no sense you wanker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:42pm
  • 10:08... L word rocks my world, that's awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:27pm
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^ agree Taylor Launter FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:58pm
  • it oddly appropriate. both twilight and you suck fat wiener

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:57am
  • Uhhhhhhhhhh awkward.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:38am
  • WTF Edwards minga.. Now wolfboy, THATS a different story. Bt seriously, 1.09 an 11.41, I hope you were joking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:26pm
  • HAHA fckin HA Now that is Hilarious!!! 10:08PM

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:12am
  • "furiously"... you ARE a twilight fan...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Maybe it was a guy masturbating to visions of ~dreamy~ Edward. But really, there is zero sex in Twilight so this text worries me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Oh whatever, anyone that has read the series has thought about Edward while masturbating. end of story. Get your mom to read the book, she'll totally understand and you two can bond. worked for me and my mom after this happened to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:41pm
  • 4:39pm -agreed. there's really nothing there worth getting hot over (except that one scene in Eclipse) so wtf? He was in the closet it more ways than one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Yeah... I love the book series to death but VERY little sex. Now the fan fics are another story altogether... Then again, total perfect dude totally devoted... he's a pansy tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:34am
  • Why do people keep saying Edward is so hot Edward is so sexy?? Do none of you look at the guy who plays Jacob?!?! Now that's hot/sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:03pm
  • it could have been the honeymoon in breaking dawn

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:18pm
  • That book is sexless.. I don't understand what you were fapping to. Wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:39pm
  • bahahahaha that's so priceles... you go dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Omg twilight is a awsome book it doesnt matter the author is a master and ive masturbated to teilight a couple time.. well Eclpise really but w.e it got the job done!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 1:09am