my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
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wait .. this is hilarious ..
Edward totally gave me wood while I read that series...never j/o to him though...lol Good luck
who jerks it to a book? wtf?
i don't know what's more embarrassing- that your mom walked in on you masturbating, or reading twilight
this is by far the best text I have seen in awhile, love it
Another one bites the dust
what part????????? the jury would like to know??
Who the f***ing heck does this? What the f***? Did you swallow a bun lamp, dude? Is that it? Did you swallow a bun lamp??? Or did you get your knees caught in the elevator again?
Oh god... maybe it was the sparkling vampire concept...
I´ve been there too, Eward is so fucking hot
Hahaha, yeah, that would do it. Same thing happened to me, only I'm a chick and it was The L Word. I wasn't exactly in the mood to text about it afterward, though.
2:38 what the fuck are you talking about?
" did you get your knee stuck in an escalator"?
That makes no sense you wanker.
it oddly appropriate. both twilight and you suck fat wiener
HAHA fckin HA Now that is Hilarious!!! 10:08PM
i don't get why you'd be reading twilight.
I masturbate to the extended trailer of new moon.
Hope you didn't get a paper cut!
the guy said twilight, not breaking dawn....and i don't get why you'd be outed by reading twilight, whilst masturbating
hmm someone just loves edward a little to much...i guess just thinking about him gets you off huh? because even in BD there isn't much of a sex seen, though in eclipse there is a hot makeout...lol...wow just wow
Right on! I hope it was to Edward.
This text is incredibly fake.
LMAO. That's just too funny.
10:08... L word rocks my world, that's awesome.
4:39pm -agreed. there's really nothing there worth getting hot over (except that one scene in Eclipse) so wtf? He was in the closet it more ways than one...
Maybe it was a guy masturbating to visions of ~dreamy~ Edward.
But really, there is zero sex in Twilight so this text worries me...
Yeah... I love the book series to death but VERY little sex. Now the fan fics are another story altogether... Then again, total perfect dude totally devoted... he's a pansy tho.
Taylor Launter FTW
Omg twilight is a awsome book it doesnt matter the author is a master and ive masturbated to teilight a couple time.. well Eclpise really but w.e it got the job done!
WTF Edwards minga.. Now wolfboy, THATS a different story. Bt seriously, 1.09 an 11.41, I hope you were joking.
Oh whatever, anyone that has read the series has thought about Edward while masturbating. end of story. Get your mom to read the book, she'll totally understand and you two can bond. worked for me and my mom after this happened to me!
it could have been the honeymoon in breaking dawn
Why do people keep saying Edward is so hot Edward is so sexy?? Do none of you look at the guy who plays Jacob?!?! Now that's hot/sexy.
"furiously"... you ARE a twilight fan...
bahahahaha that's so priceles... you go dude.
That book is sexless.. I don't understand what you were fapping to. Wow.