Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
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you shouldnt just assume things 10:09
Because you passed out and or blacked out and got gang banged. Rad.
1 tally for every guy who came.. penis drawing was to remind her to get a morning after pill..
Because you like to have a good time, and there is nothing wrong with that.
Why? Because you're one of Santa's hos, that's why.
10:52 is NJ THAT bad?
titty fucked ten times.
10:57, who thinks people who say rad are assholes? Fucking douchebag.
did u wake up sticky at all?
hi my name is beverly.. and im kinda lonely tonight... you should give me a call.. im a dirty jersey girl.. its 609 373 1072
Sounds like 10 guys titty fucked you last night!
slut is a slut, I call them as I see them
wow nice job freaking out 1011
haha you fucking loser 1:17, you fucking called it!
tit fucked 10 times. i thought that was kinda obvious ? :p
captain toolbag, posts again.
more like 1 tally for every drink you drink and a penis because that's what happens when drunk people have sharpies.
For a good time call 202 680 0800 :)
what direction was the penis facing? did you get the bowtie when you got tit fucked?
Too bad you weren't sober enough to remember, 10-man gang bang ftw!
its a reject hotline....
Well you probably got your protein for the next week. I loves me a slut
you might want to get tested.
someone got titty fucked..
haha nah i think the tally marks are for every guy who motor boated ;)
and the penis on her tits...well i guess to tell her that they motor boated? hahaha
Oh Kiddies Share the Looooovenggggggggg
This Girl is just a Caring Sharing wonder kind !
fuck you, shes obviously a whore. she gets what she deserves.
11:27, you're rad (:
The reject hotline they keep posting cost like ten dollars a min. I'd suggest not calling:)
Idk... Maybe bc ur a drunk slut?
dude, i got hit on in a bar saturday night. dude was talking about how he wants to move "back" to new york, how he misses it. then he ate one of my mozzarella sticks, double dipped it in the marinara sauce, and gave me $3. when he opened his wallet i saw his new jersey drivers license. after he awkwardly walked away, my friends said i should have tried to take him home. not from new jersey. never from new jersey.
12:37 and 11:23, nobody wants a dirty jersey girl, so nobody is going to call the friend/enemy looking for pussy.
who says rad.. assholes.
ok i feel stupid asking this, but what's the deal with people saying "first" all the time. so what if they're first? i don't get it!
captain roofies strikes again
10 shots, then passed out and got sharpied on