i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.
oh hell yesss
H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.
That's some funny shit
9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?
I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome
Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today
Hahahahaha best text I've read all week
I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.
This is fucking stupid.
HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.
Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze
Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches
haha "imma let you finish, but..."
this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious
It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.
haha kinda funny in a morbid way.
No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote
or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!
All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.
I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)
Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.
yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.
I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3
9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?
I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.
Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.
Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.
STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus
"this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke."
AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.
Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.
Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died
Kanye is public enemy number 1
EPIC. most epic.. ever.
hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.
You never go full retard.
i didnt find this funny at all
11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe
Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.
definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here
Awesome can't beat that
lololol someone is on _twat
epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP
Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....
I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....
Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.
I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes
regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53
Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche
This is greatness...
Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit
Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.
He's a jackass. "President Obama"
hahahahaha i know who posted this!
HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.
9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.
Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!
sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.
This is the best text from last night ever!!!!
The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.
Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.
Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.
not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site..
look up thefatjew.
How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.
HAHAHAH! thats funny
This is worth putting on a t shirt
why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..
FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!
I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..
it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah
12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.
Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.
Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.
OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!
she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears
People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language
This is pretty funny! Lol
hes not alive though idiot
kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment
by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!
As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.
One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!
Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn
WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!!
If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?
Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit
Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.
my favorite TFLN forsure!
Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)
sorry 9:04 but it's true.
9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.
Hahahaha this is amazing!!
1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO
Haha and yes he is 2:42
Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!
I wish Kayne would die.
LOL should be an alltime.
you can spell dousche either way....
He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.
I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends
I peed my pants XD
Hahahaha this is hilarious
It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.
Haha , very very possible knowing that he's
Done that shit before... (:
Yay for Georgia!!!!
Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*
Kanye sucks horse cock
everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.
THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY
Thanks mate. Prefect
11:15 more talent than you'll ever have
how could he be so heartless
9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death
I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!
Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!
Kanye West is a fucktard.
i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!
LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!
Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.
Hilarious, simply hilarious.
He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.
Kanye does what he wants cuz
While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing
Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70
More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@
I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure
HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.
i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha
Funniest thing I've read all day.
lmao...best one I've read in a while
I love doing that
my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)
this so deserves "best of"
Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'
zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!
I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media
I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.
It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly
Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag
Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over
Kanye is a douche bag!!!!
wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.
ahahah this is my new favorite!
I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....
this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man
I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!
A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.
hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass
Everyone already said this
Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha
John Wayne Gaycy THIS
Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.
Fuck kayne u fucking idiot
This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this
Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.
Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.
Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.
That's so bad but so good
Wait til you see my dick
Omgggg this is amazinggggghh
EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye
Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome
If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.
Atl. Hell yeah.
This was on the news, why repeat it?
Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?
Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.
Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.
Rolf . I saw this so many times.
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
I want to wear your balls as earrings.
Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard
If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..
Hands down best text ever
@12:01 totally agree
this is the best one i've seen yet.
Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time!
Get it right homie.
I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "
Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol
Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.
9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.
I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!
haha best thing i ever heard
That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!
Most hilarious text ever!!
It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west
i absolutely love this. hahaha
Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick
In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.
3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.
Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.
hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while
this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.
Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.
Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore
People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off.
so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass.
this is hilarious. :D
Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.
pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.
This is why I love where I live.
totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad
I love kanye west
Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch
9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit
Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.
BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard
Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!
i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that
Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!
Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se
PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics
Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)
This was funny the first 100 times I heard it
Prob my favorite text on here EVER
That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.
tfln never posts my texts =(
FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha
Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!
obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?
BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!
Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!
Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!
What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!
hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts
This made my night .:661:.
You guys are ALL idiots!!!
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.
Fucked*sorry for the ducked
Yea, old school way....
I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!
Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...
ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...
Absolutely hilarious. made my night
9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.
i agree. this text made my night. =]
Wow this is ducked up but so funny
Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him
Ahhhahahahah f-ing great
OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day
Holy shit!!' hahahaha
Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea
11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it
aha that would be rediculous
U stole this from sxephil
@ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know
Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.
Represintin ATL 404 o yea
Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(
This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.
Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.
kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!
Funniest shit I've heard today.
And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.
Both suck horse dick
too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...
My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.
i cant certain things
Ahaha very funny
Kanye go fuck urself
This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.
This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard
Pancreatic cancer actually
Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.
lmao....best one in a while!
Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES
Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....
PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it
OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.
Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua
Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)
Kanye sent this text
One the best. love current events
Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!
Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?
Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!
The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.
Haha rep atl
Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.
This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog
I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants
Hahahaha sad but prob would happen
this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!
Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive
Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.
the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS.
rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.
Best one I've ever read
All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots
omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!!
okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.
(404)?. Nice stuff /b/.
Moral of the story...
KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll
this text was hilarious though ahhahaha
U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke
Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me
Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!
you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!
Epic. Epic. Epic.
Best. text. ever.
yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass
Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.
hahahaha too soon? nahhhh
LOL! niceness dude!
I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!
This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.
Lmfao....best in a while
Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry
He paused a bunch too it was awkward.
hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!
"Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.
Good one, kanyes a asshole
thats hilarious hahaha
This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!
Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater
i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.
In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......
LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!
msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.
Kanye is on Leno! Win!
Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.
Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.
Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!
Stolen from YouTube
best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze
LMFAOO thats fucked up
Fucking nigs suck
Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker
Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!
Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!
Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.
Now I'm going to make a fml story :P
Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.
I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..
For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..
Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!
2. Currently 4chan meme
3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious
4. Ran out of points
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD
Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west
Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut
I love you Kanye!! <3
Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.
Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.
Funniest shit I've heard all day!
Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.
Hahahahaha that's hilarious
Not original. Not cool.
1056 we'd all like to
So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?
Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like
I had sex with a goat.
hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it
he stole this from attack of the show...
Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true
So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!
Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far
He's just a typical piece of shit
"just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier
I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.
Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho
Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.
best thing i've ever read. oh my god.
404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee
Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like
hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious
Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.
this isnt funny at all
That is f-ing awesome!!
OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Awesome!! Soooo funny!!
One of the best texts on this site ever
Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P
whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.
How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?
anyone wanna see my dick?
It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.