i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.
oh hell yesss
H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.
That's some funny shit
9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?
I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome
Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today
Hahahahaha best text I've read all week
I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.
HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.
Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches
This is fucking stupid.
haha "imma let you finish, but..."
Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze
No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote
or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!
haha kinda funny in a morbid way.
It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.
Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.
All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.
this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious
I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)
yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.
I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3
9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?
I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.
Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.
"this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke."
AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.
Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.
STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus
EPIC. most epic.. ever.
You never go full retard.
Kanye is public enemy number 1
Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died
11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe
Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.
hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.
Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.
i didnt find this funny at all
lololol someone is on _twat
definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here
Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.
epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP
Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....
Awesome can't beat that
I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes
I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....
Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.
Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche
HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.
Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit
This is greatness...
9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.
hahahahaha i know who posted this!
regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53
He's a jackass. "President Obama"
sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.
Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!
not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site..
look up thefatjew.
Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.
The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.
HAHAHAH! thats funny
This is the best text from last night ever!!!!
Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.
FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!
Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit
Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.
How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.
it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah
This is worth putting on a t shirt
she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears
This is pretty funny! Lol
why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..
I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..
Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.
Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn
People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language
12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.
OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!
my favorite TFLN forsure!
kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment
hes not alive though idiot
As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.
by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!
sorry 9:04 but it's true.
One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!
Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)
WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!!
If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?
Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.
Haha and yes he is 2:42
9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.
Hahahaha this is amazing!!
1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO
Haha , very very possible knowing that he's
Done that shit before... (:
Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!
I wish Kayne would die.
you can spell dousche either way....
how could he be so heartless
I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends
LOL should be an alltime.
I peed my pants XD
Hahahaha this is hilarious
Kanye sucks horse cock
He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.
LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!
I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure
THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY
11:15 more talent than you'll ever have
Thanks mate. Prefect
It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.
Yay for Georgia!!!!
Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.
Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*
everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.
Kanye West is a fucktard.
i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!
He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.
I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media
I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!
Kanye does what he wants cuz
While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing
Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70
More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@
i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha
9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death
lmao...best one I've read in a while
I love doing that
HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.
Funniest thing I've read all day.
Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!
Hilarious, simply hilarious.
this so deserves "best of"
A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.
I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.
Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag
my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)
Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'
Kanye is a douche bag!!!!
It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly
Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over
Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.
I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....
Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.
this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man
zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!
That's so bad but so good
This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this
Everyone already said this
Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha
wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.
Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome
Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.
I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!
Omgggg this is amazinggggghh
EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye
ahahah this is my new favorite!
Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.
John Wayne Gaycy THIS
hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass
Atl. Hell yeah.
Rolf . I saw this so many times.
Wait til you see my dick
If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.
this is the best one i've seen yet.
I want to wear your balls as earrings.
Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time!
Get it right homie.
I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "
Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol
Hands down best text ever
Most hilarious text ever!!
Fuck kayne u fucking idiot
If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..
Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.
Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.
haha best thing i ever heard
@12:01 totally agree
9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
This was on the news, why repeat it?
Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard
Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.
Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.
I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!
That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!
Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?
i absolutely love this. hahaha
Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick
9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit
BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard
3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.
totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad
i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that
This is why I love where I live.
hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts
pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.
this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.
Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!
BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!
Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.
In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.
Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore
It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west
Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.
People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off.
so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass.
this is hilarious. :D
Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.
hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while
Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.
I love kanye west
Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch
This was funny the first 100 times I heard it
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)
Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se
PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics
You guys are ALL idiots!!!
That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.
tfln never posts my texts =(
Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!
Prob my favorite text on here EVER
This made my night .:661:.
Absolutely hilarious. made my night
9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.
FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha
11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it
ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...
Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!
What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!
Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!
Wow this is ducked up but so funny
Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea
Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...
Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him
Fucked*sorry for the ducked
This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.
obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?
Yea, old school way....
Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(
Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!
Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.
i agree. this text made my night. =]
I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!
Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.
Both suck horse dick
aha that would be rediculous
Ahhhahahahah f-ing great
OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day
i cant certain things
This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.
U stole this from sxephil
kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!
Funniest shit I've heard today.
And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.
This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard
Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES
lmao....best one in a while!
Represintin ATL 404 o yea
My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.
Holy shit!!' hahahaha
Ahaha very funny
Kanye go fuck urself
@ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know
Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)
Pancreatic cancer actually
too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...
Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.
Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.
Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua
Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....
The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.
PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it
Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?
I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants
this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!
OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.
Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive
Haha rep atl
Moral of the story...
KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!
the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS.
rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.
Hahahaha sad but prob would happen
One the best. love current events
Kanye sent this text
Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!
(404)?. Nice stuff /b/.
Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.
This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog
Best one I've ever read
hahahaha too soon? nahhhh
Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!
All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots
U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke
omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!!
okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.
my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll
this text was hilarious though ahhahaha
Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me
I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!
yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass
Epic. Epic. Epic.
Best. text. ever.
you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!
Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater
This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.
Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.
Kanye is on Leno! Win!
Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry
He paused a bunch too it was awkward.
Lmfao....best in a while
This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!
LOL! niceness dude!
Good one, kanyes a asshole
hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!
LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!
i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.
Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.
Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.
thats hilarious hahaha
Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!
"Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.
In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......
msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.
Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.
Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.
best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze
For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..
Stolen from YouTube
LMFAOO thats fucked up
Fucking nigs suck
Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker
Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west
Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!
Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!
2. Currently 4chan meme
3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious
4. Ran out of points
Now I'm going to make a fml story :P
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD
I love you Kanye!! <3
Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut
Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!
I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..
Funniest shit I've heard all day!
Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.
Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.
he stole this from attack of the show...
Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.
1056 we'd all like to
Hahahahaha that's hilarious
Not original. Not cool.
Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like
He's just a typical piece of shit
So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?
I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.
So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!
hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it
Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true
I had sex with a goat.
"just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier
Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho
Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far
best thing i've ever read. oh my god.
Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.
404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee
this isnt funny at all
Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like
hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious
That is f-ing awesome!!
OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.
Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P
whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.
One of the best texts on this site ever
Awesome!! Soooo funny!!
How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?
anyone wanna see my dick?
It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.