i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.
That's some funny shit
oh hell yesss
9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?
H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.
I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3
Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.
I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome
Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today
This is fucking stupid.
All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.
Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches
I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.
haha "imma let you finish, but..."
HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.
STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus
this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious
Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze
Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.
Hahahahaha best text I've read all week
No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote
or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!
It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.
I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)
Kanye is public enemy number 1
haha kinda funny in a morbid way.
Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit
9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?
yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.
I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.
You never go full retard.
EPIC. most epic.. ever.
"this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke."
AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.
Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.
epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP
why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..
I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes
11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe
lololol someone is on _twat
Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.
i didnt find this funny at all
Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.
definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here
hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.
regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53
Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died
Awesome can't beat that
Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!
Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....
Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.
This is greatness...
I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....
Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.
hahahahaha i know who posted this!
Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche
He's a jackass. "President Obama"
sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.
not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site..
look up thefatjew.
This is the best text from last night ever!!!!
Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.
The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.
by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!
Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.
Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit
HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.
9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.
How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.
Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.
she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears
WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!!
If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?
As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.
this so deserves "best of"
Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.
OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!
I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..
zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!
12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.
it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah
hes not alive though idiot
I wish Kayne would die.
my favorite TFLN forsure!
1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO
Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn
This is pretty funny! Lol
kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment
People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language
sorry 9:04 but it's true.
Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!
FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!
LOL should be an alltime.
Kanye West is a fucktard.
Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)
Fuck kayne u fucking idiot
you can spell dousche either way....
One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!
Everyone already said this
He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.
Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.
Hahahaha this is hilarious
Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.
I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!
Hahahaha this is amazing!!
This is worth putting on a t shirt
Haha and yes he is 2:42
i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha
It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.
Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!
It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west
HAHAHAH! thats funny
I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends
LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!
I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media
I peed my pants XD
Haha , very very possible knowing that he's
Done that shit before... (:
everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.
Kanye sucks horse cock
Kanye is a douche bag!!!!
THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY
totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad
Hilarious, simply hilarious.
Thanks mate. Prefect
What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!
Funniest thing I've read all day.
Kanye does what he wants cuz
While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing
Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70
More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@
Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore
i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!
He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.
I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure
9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.
HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.
my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)
11:15 more talent than you'll ever have
Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.
It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly
Fucked*sorry for the ducked
Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'
9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death
lmao...best one I've read in a while
Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.
EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye
3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.
Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag
hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass
That's so bad but so good
this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man
wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.
I love doing that
I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.
Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.
Omgggg this is amazinggggghh
Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.
Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.
That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!
John Wayne Gaycy THIS
This is why I love where I live.
Atl. Hell yeah.
Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick
Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over
how could he be so heartless
Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.
If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.
If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..
Yea, old school way....
Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha
hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while
Most hilarious text ever!!
Yay for Georgia!!!!
Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.
Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*
I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
ahahah this is my new favorite!
Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard
I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "
haha best thing i ever heard
I want to wear your balls as earrings.
This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this
I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!
Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.
Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol
Wait til you see my dick
I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!
Hands down best text ever
@ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know
This made my night .:661:.
In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.
Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?
Holy shit!!' hahahaha
This was on the news, why repeat it?
A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.
pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.
Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.
I love kanye west
Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch
@12:01 totally agree
9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit
i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that
Haha rep atl
i absolutely love this. hahaha
Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome
Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.
Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time!
Get it right homie.
People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off.
so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass.
this is hilarious. :D
this is the best one i've seen yet.
FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha
Rolf . I saw this so many times.
9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.
tfln never posts my texts =(
Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.
Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.
Prob my favorite text on here EVER
Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!
i agree. this text made my night. =]
Represintin ATL 404 o yea
Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.
Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)
OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day
ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...
i cant certain things
hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts
Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se
PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics
9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.
Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.
Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!
You guys are ALL idiots!!!
too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...
BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!
This was funny the first 100 times I heard it
This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.
Wow this is ducked up but so funny
Absolutely hilarious. made my night
Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(
U stole this from sxephil
Ahhhahahahah f-ing great
obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?
aha that would be rediculous
Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...
Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him
That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.
BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard
11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it
Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!
Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES
Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea
Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.
kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!
Funniest shit I've heard today.
And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.
My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.
lmao....best one in a while!
Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!
Both suck horse dick
Ahaha very funny
Kanye go fuck urself
this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.
OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.
Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.
I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!
Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.
Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?
this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!
Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.
I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants
Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua
This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.
omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!!
okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.
In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......
Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)
Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....
PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it
Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.
Pancreatic cancer actually
One the best. love current events
Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive
This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog
hahahaha too soon? nahhhh
Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!
Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.
Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!
best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze
Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!
Hahahaha sad but prob would happen
I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!
Moral of the story...
KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
Kanye sent this text
Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me
Epic. Epic. Epic.
Best. text. ever.
(404)?. Nice stuff /b/.
the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS.
rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.
yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass
This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard
my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll
this text was hilarious though ahhahaha
U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke
Best one I've ever read
hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!
Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry
He paused a bunch too it was awkward.
Lmfao....best in a while
LOL! niceness dude!
Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater
This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.
Kanye is on Leno! Win!
The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.
thats hilarious hahaha
you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!
He's just a typical piece of shit
i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.
This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!
Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.
Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.
LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!
Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.
"Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.
Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!
Stolen from YouTube
All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots
Fucking nigs suck
Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD
Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut
LMFAOO thats fucked up
msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.
Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!
Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!
2. Currently 4chan meme
3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious
4. Ran out of points
For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..
Good one, kanyes a asshole
Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.
Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.
Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!
Hahahahaha that's hilarious
hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it
Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like
Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west
1056 we'd all like to
Not original. Not cool.
So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?
I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..
Now I'm going to make a fml story :P
Funniest shit I've heard all day!
So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!
Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true
he stole this from attack of the show...
I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.
One of the best texts on this site ever
"just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier
I had sex with a goat.
Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far
I love you Kanye!! <3
That is f-ing awesome!!
Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like
hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious
best thing i've ever read. oh my god.
404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee
Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P
this isnt funny at all
Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho
Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.
OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.
Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.
How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?
Awesome!! Soooo funny!!
It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.
anyone wanna see my dick?