i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.
oh hell yesss
H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.
That's some funny shit
Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today
I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome
9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?
I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.
Hahahahaha best text I've read all week
This is fucking stupid.
Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze
It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.
HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.
Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches
No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote
or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!
this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious
I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3
haha "imma let you finish, but..."
yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.
I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)
All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.
Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.
I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.
9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?
Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.
STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus
Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.
"this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke."
AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.
Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.
hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.
You never go full retard.
definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here
Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died
EPIC. most epic.. ever.
I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....
Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.
epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP
lololol someone is on _twat
Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.
11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe
Kanye is public enemy number 1
hahahahaha i know who posted this!
i didnt find this funny at all
9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.
Awesome can't beat that
regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53
I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes
Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....
HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.
Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!
sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.
Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche
Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.
Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit
He's a jackass. "President Obama"
not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site..
look up thefatjew.
haha kinda funny in a morbid way.
This is worth putting on a t shirt
Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.
The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.
How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.
HAHAHAH! thats funny
Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.
why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..
This is greatness...
kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment
This is pretty funny! Lol
This is the best text from last night ever!!!!
by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!
12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.
One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!
my favorite TFLN forsure!
1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO
I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..
OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!
People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language
Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.
Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.
LOL should be an alltime.
FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!
it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah
hes not alive though idiot
Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.
Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!
Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn
Haha and yes he is 2:42
Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)
Hahahaha this is amazing!!
I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends
Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit
she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears
LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!
I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure
sorry 9:04 but it's true.
Yay for Georgia!!!!
WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!!
If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?
how could he be so heartless
I peed my pants XD
Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!
9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.
Thanks mate. Prefect
my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)
As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.
It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.
Haha , very very possible knowing that he's
Done that shit before... (:
I love doing that
Kanye does what he wants cuz
While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing
Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70
More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@
i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!
9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death
Kanye sucks horse cock
Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'
I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!
THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY
Kanye West is a fucktard.
wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.
He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.
everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.
lmao...best one I've read in a while
11:15 more talent than you'll ever have
zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!
I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media
I wish Kayne would die.
Hahahaha this is hilarious
this so deserves "best of"
HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.
I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.
Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*
Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.
A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.
Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over
Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha
Funniest thing I've read all day.
John Wayne Gaycy THIS
ahahah this is my new favorite!
It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly
He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.
Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.
you can spell dousche either way....
Hilarious, simply hilarious.
This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this
Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag
this is the best one i've seen yet.
If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.
This was on the news, why repeat it?
this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man
If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..
That's so bad but so good
Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time!
Get it right homie.
I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "
Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.
Omgggg this is amazinggggghh
I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....
Rolf . I saw this so many times.
Everyone already said this
Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.
I want to wear your balls as earrings.
Fuck kayne u fucking idiot
Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?
EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye
hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass
Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.
I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!
Hands down best text ever
i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha
Atl. Hell yeah.
haha best thing i ever heard
Wait til you see my dick
Most hilarious text ever!!
Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.
9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.
Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol
@12:01 totally agree
Kanye is a douche bag!!!!
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick
Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.
i absolutely love this. hahaha
Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard
totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad
Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.
Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome
That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!
Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore
Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.
I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!
Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.
Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.
You guys are ALL idiots!!!
pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.
Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!
It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west
Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.
9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit
3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.
In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.
That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.
Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se
PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics
Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!
This was funny the first 100 times I heard it
i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that
Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.
Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)
obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?
This is why I love where I live.
People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off.
so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass.
this is hilarious. :D
Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him
hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while
hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts
FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha
Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!
this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.
BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!
Wow this is ducked up but so funny
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.
Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...
ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...
9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.
Yea, old school way....
Prob my favorite text on here EVER
This made my night .:661:.
BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard
Ahhhahahahah f-ing great
Fucked*sorry for the ducked
U stole this from sxephil
I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!
tfln never posts my texts =(
11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it
OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day
Holy shit!!' hahahaha
Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea
Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!
What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!
Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.
Ahaha very funny
Kanye go fuck urself
I love kanye west
Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch
Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(
This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.
Both suck horse dick
This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.
kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!
aha that would be rediculous
Absolutely hilarious. made my night
This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard
Pancreatic cancer actually
My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.
i cant certain things
@ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know
i agree. this text made my night. =]
Funniest shit I've heard today.
And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.
Haha rep atl
lmao....best one in a while!
Represintin ATL 404 o yea
Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....
Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.
too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...
PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it
Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES
Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.
Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)
Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.
Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!
Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me
I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants
the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS.
rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.
The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.
(404)?. Nice stuff /b/.
Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!
One the best. love current events
Moral of the story...
KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?
my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll
this text was hilarious though ahhahaha
Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive
All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots
Kanye sent this text
Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.
Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua
This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog
OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.
omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!!
okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.
U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke
Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!
this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!
Epic. Epic. Epic.
Best. text. ever.
Best one I've ever read
I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!
you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!
yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass
This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.
hahahaha too soon? nahhhh
Hahahaha sad but prob would happen
Good one, kanyes a asshole
hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!
This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!
Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater
In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......
"Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.
best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze
Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.
LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!
Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!
Stolen from YouTube
Kanye is on Leno! Win!
i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.
Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry
He paused a bunch too it was awkward.
Lmfao....best in a while
Fucking nigs suck
Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker
Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.
LMFAOO thats fucked up
Now I'm going to make a fml story :P
Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.
thats hilarious hahaha
Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.
msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.
LOL! niceness dude!
Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!
I love you Kanye!! <3
2. Currently 4chan meme
3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious
4. Ran out of points
Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.
Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west
I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..
Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD
Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut
Funniest shit I've heard all day!
Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.
Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!
Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true
Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.
Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!
Not original. Not cool.
For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..
So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?
Hahahahaha that's hilarious
1056 we'd all like to
he stole this from attack of the show...
hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it
"just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier
Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like
He's just a typical piece of shit
I had sex with a goat.
So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!
I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.
Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho
Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.
Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far
best thing i've ever read. oh my god.
404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee
hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious
Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.
this isnt funny at all
That is f-ing awesome!!
OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Awesome!! Soooo funny!!
whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.
Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like
One of the best texts on this site ever
Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P
How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?
anyone wanna see my dick?
It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.