i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.
oh hell yesss
That's some funny shit
9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?
H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.
Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.
I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3
HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.
I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome
Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.
This is fucking stupid.
Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches
All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.
haha "imma let you finish, but..."
this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious
Hahahahaha best text I've read all week
I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.
haha kinda funny in a morbid way.
STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus
Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today
No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote
or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!
Kanye is public enemy number 1
"this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke."
AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.
It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.
You never go full retard.
Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze
Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.
Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit
I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.
I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)
9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?
i didnt find this funny at all
yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.
EPIC. most epic.. ever.
This is greatness...
I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes
lololol someone is on _twat
why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..
Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche
epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP
definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here
hahahahaha i know who posted this!
Awesome can't beat that
I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....
Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit
hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.
sorry 9:04 but it's true.
regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53
I wish Kayne would die.
Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!
Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....
11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe
Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.
How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.
Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.
Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.
Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.
by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!
Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died
Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.
zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!
not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site..
look up thefatjew.
she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears
Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.
OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!
He's a jackass. "President Obama"
I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..
HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.
Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn
1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO
12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.
Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)
The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.
One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!
WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!!
If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?
I peed my pants XD
Hilarious, simply hilarious.
Kanye West is a fucktard.
Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.
sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.
this so deserves "best of"
Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.
I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!
Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.
9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.
LOL should be an alltime.
Hahahaha this is amazing!!
As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.
Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!
He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.
It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.
it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah
hes not alive though idiot
Omgggg this is amazinggggghh
HAHAHAH! thats funny
i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha
People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language
FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!
Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over
you can spell dousche either way....
This is pretty funny! Lol
THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY
kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment
Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'
I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media
Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!
I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure
Kanye is a douche bag!!!!
my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)
What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!
Fuck kayne u fucking idiot
Kanye does what he wants cuz
While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing
Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70
More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@
This is the best text from last night ever!!!!
everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.
Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.
Atl. Hell yeah.
Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.
Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore
HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.
He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.
I love doing that
Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag
Funniest thing I've read all day.
Haha , very very possible knowing that he's
Done that shit before... (:
lmao...best one I've read in a while
Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.
It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west
Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol
I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends
9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.
my favorite TFLN forsure!
11:15 more talent than you'll ever have
Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*
i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!
@ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know
ahahah this is my new favorite!
9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death
hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass
Kanye sucks horse cock
If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.
wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.
This is why I love where I live.
totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad
If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..
Everyone already said this
Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.
Most hilarious text ever!!
EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye
John Wayne Gaycy THIS
Fucked*sorry for the ducked
I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.
Haha and yes he is 2:42
I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....
A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.
LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!
This is worth putting on a t shirt
I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "
Thanks mate. Prefect
Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.
It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly
this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man
9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit
In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.
Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard
Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick
Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.
3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.
Haha rep atl
Hahahaha this is hilarious
Yea, old school way....
I want to wear your balls as earrings.
Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.
I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!
Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.
@12:01 totally agree
Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.
Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him
tfln never posts my texts =(
That's so bad but so good
Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time!
Get it right homie.
Prob my favorite text on here EVER
hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while
this is the best one i've seen yet.
Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.
Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.
Represintin ATL 404 o yea
That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!
Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!
This made my night .:661:.
9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.
Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.
Yay for Georgia!!!!
hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts
9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.
Holy shit!!' hahahaha
This was funny the first 100 times I heard it
You guys are ALL idiots!!!
i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that
BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard
Hands down best text ever
Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.
Rolf . I saw this so many times.
i absolutely love this. hahaha
BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!
how could he be so heartless
People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off.
so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass.
this is hilarious. :D
Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha
i agree. this text made my night. =]
Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.
haha best thing i ever heard
pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.
This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this
Wow this is ducked up but so funny
I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!
This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.
Wait til you see my dick
Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.
Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome
Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...
Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.
Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se
PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics
ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...
Both suck horse dick
PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it
kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!
i cant certain things
Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(
Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.
This was on the news, why repeat it?
Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?
11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it
Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!
obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?
I love kanye west
Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch
Funniest shit I've heard today.
And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.
aha that would be rediculous
OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.
Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea
Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!
Ahaha very funny
Kanye go fuck urself
I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants
this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!
Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!
Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)
This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.
My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.
That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)
U stole this from sxephil
FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha
too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...
Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!
Ahhhahahahah f-ing great
OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day
Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.
Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry
He paused a bunch too it was awkward.
Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive
Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!
this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.
I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!
Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua
omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!!
okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.
lmao....best one in a while!
Lmfao....best in a while
Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.
Absolutely hilarious. made my night
I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!
Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me
Pancreatic cancer actually
the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS.
rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.
U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke
hahahaha too soon? nahhhh
Epic. Epic. Epic.
Best. text. ever.
Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.
my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll
this text was hilarious though ahhahaha
This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog
Hahahaha sad but prob would happen
Best one I've ever read
Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES
best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze
Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!
yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass
This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard
Moral of the story...
KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
He's just a typical piece of shit
Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?
Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!
All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots
Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater
Kanye is on Leno! Win!
LMFAOO thats fucked up
Kanye sent this text
Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut
Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.
In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......
hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!
One the best. love current events
LOL! niceness dude!
you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!
Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.
2. Currently 4chan meme
3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious
4. Ran out of points
thats hilarious hahaha
i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.
Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west
Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!
(404)?. Nice stuff /b/.
The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.
msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.
Stolen from YouTube
Good one, kanyes a asshole
hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it
Fucking nigs suck
Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker
Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!
LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!
Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.
1056 we'd all like to
For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..
Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD
This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!
Now I'm going to make a fml story :P
Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!
This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.
"Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.
he stole this from attack of the show...
"just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier
One of the best texts on this site ever
Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.
Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like
Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!
That is f-ing awesome!!
Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.
I had sex with a goat.
Not original. Not cool.
hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious
I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.
So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!
Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far
this isnt funny at all
Hahahahaha that's hilarious
Funniest shit I've heard all day!
Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like
Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P
So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?
I love you Kanye!! <3
404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee
whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.
Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho
Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true
I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..
best thing i've ever read. oh my god.
OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Awesome!! Soooo funny!!
Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.
anyone wanna see my dick?
Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.
It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.
How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?