i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.
oh hell yesss
9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?
That's some funny shit
H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.
Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.
haha "imma let you finish, but..."
I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3
I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.
HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.
this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious
Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.
I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome
This is fucking stupid.
All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.
Kanye is public enemy number 1
Hahahahaha best text I've read all week
Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches
STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus
Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today
haha kinda funny in a morbid way.
No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote
or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!
You never go full retard.
lololol someone is on _twat
"this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke."
AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.
Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.
It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.
Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze
This is greatness...
I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes
I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)
9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?
EPIC. most epic.. ever.
I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.
yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.
Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit
i didnt find this funny at all
hahahahaha i know who posted this!
why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..
sorry 9:04 but it's true.
Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche
I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....
epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP
LOL should be an alltime.
Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.
Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit
regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53
by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!
definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here
Awesome can't beat that
Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!
Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.
Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died
zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!
Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.
I wish Kayne would die.
Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....
How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.
she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears
WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!!
If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?
I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..
this so deserves "best of"
11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe
Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.
One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!
hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.
not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site..
look up thefatjew.
Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.
HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.
1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO
I peed my pants XD
What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!
Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)
OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!
12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.
He's a jackass. "President Obama"
The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.
Hilarious, simply hilarious.
sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.
Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'
Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.
Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.
kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment
As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.
He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.
Omgggg this is amazinggggghh
I love doing that
you can spell dousche either way....
Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.
Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn
Kanye West is a fucktard.
hes not alive though idiot
I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media
Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.
i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha
It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.
Fuck kayne u fucking idiot
Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!
I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!
Kanye is a douche bag!!!!
my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)
FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!
it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah
Hahahaha this is amazing!!
Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.
Funniest thing I've read all day.
Atl. Hell yeah.
People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language
THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY
i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!
Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!
This is pretty funny! Lol
9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.
everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.
9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death
HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.
Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over
Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag
I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure
my favorite TFLN forsure!
HAHAHAH! thats funny
This is the best text from last night ever!!!!
lmao...best one I've read in a while
If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..
Kanye sucks horse cock
It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west
Thanks mate. Prefect
11:15 more talent than you'll ever have
@ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know
9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.
This is worth putting on a t shirt
Everyone already said this
wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.
In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.
Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol
Haha , very very possible knowing that he's
Done that shit before... (:
This is why I love where I live.
Kanye does what he wants cuz
While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing
Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70
More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@
Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore
Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.
It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly
Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.
ahahah this is my new favorite!
I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.
He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.
I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends
If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.
Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.
Haha rep atl
Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*
EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye
totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad
9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit
Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.
LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!
A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.
Prob my favorite text on here EVER
Fucked*sorry for the ducked
John Wayne Gaycy THIS
hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him
Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.
Most hilarious text ever!!
Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.
Haha and yes he is 2:42
I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!
hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while
Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard
3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.
I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....
Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick
@12:01 totally agree
This made my night .:661:.
I want to wear your balls as earrings.
9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.
That's so bad but so good
I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "
Hahahaha this is hilarious
this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man
Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.
Represintin ATL 404 o yea
Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.
this is the best one i've seen yet.
tfln never posts my texts =(
i absolutely love this. hahaha
Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.
Yay for Georgia!!!!
Yea, old school way....
Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.
Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time!
Get it right homie.
I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!
hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts
pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.
Hands down best text ever
Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.
Holy shit!!' hahahaha
Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!
Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha
i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that
You guys are ALL idiots!!!
Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.
i agree. this text made my night. =]
That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!
This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this
BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard
This was funny the first 100 times I heard it
how could he be so heartless
Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.
haha best thing i ever heard
Rolf . I saw this so many times.
9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.
People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off.
so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass.
this is hilarious. :D
Wait til you see my dick
ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...
Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.
BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!
Wow this is ducked up but so funny
This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.
Both suck horse dick
Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.
i cant certain things
Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...
Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome
kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!
Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(
Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se
PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics
obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?
Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.
PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it
too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...
Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!
Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.
Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?
Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!
Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!
This was on the news, why repeat it?
U stole this from sxephil
Funniest shit I've heard today.
And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.
This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.
That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.
Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!
I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants
this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!
11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)
aha that would be rediculous
OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.
Ahhhahahahah f-ing great
My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.
Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry
He paused a bunch too it was awkward.
I love kanye west
Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch
Ahaha very funny
Kanye go fuck urself
Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....
OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day
FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha
omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!!
okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.
Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)
Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea
I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!
Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua
Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.
Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!
Hahahaha sad but prob would happen
Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me
U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke
Lmfao....best in a while
lmao....best one in a while!
I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!
this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.
Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive
the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS.
rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.
yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass
Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.
Epic. Epic. Epic.
Best. text. ever.
Absolutely hilarious. made my night
Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!
Pancreatic cancer actually
hahahaha too soon? nahhhh
best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze
Best one I've ever read
In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......
All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots
He's just a typical piece of shit
Moral of the story...
KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
LOL! niceness dude!
Kanye sent this text
my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll
this text was hilarious though ahhahaha
Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater
Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES
This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog
LMFAOO thats fucked up
This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard
Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?
Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!
Kanye is on Leno! Win!
i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.
Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.
thats hilarious hahaha
"just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier
Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut
One the best. love current events
you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!
Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west
Fucking nigs suck
Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker
LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!
Stolen from YouTube
Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!
hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!
2. Currently 4chan meme
3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious
4. Ran out of points
The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.
Good one, kanyes a asshole
hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it
For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..
This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.
msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.
Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.
This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!
Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.
Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD
(404)?. Nice stuff /b/.
1056 we'd all like to
he stole this from attack of the show...
Now I'm going to make a fml story :P
Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like
Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.
Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!
That is f-ing awesome!!
Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!
So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!
One of the best texts on this site ever
I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.
Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.
Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.
I had sex with a goat.
"Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.
Not original. Not cool.
hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious
this isnt funny at all
404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee
So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?
Hahahahaha that's hilarious
Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far
whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.
Funniest shit I've heard all day!
Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like
I love you Kanye!! <3
Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P
Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho
Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true
best thing i've ever read. oh my god.
I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..
OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.
anyone wanna see my dick?
Awesome!! Soooo funny!!
It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.
Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.
How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?