i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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BEST. THING. IVE. EVER. READ. WHILE. SHITTING.
oh hell yesss
That's some funny shit
H8 Kanye West. He's a fucking insensitive, self-absorbed bastard. You think he would have learned to keep his mouth shut after he had it wired shut. Maybe someone should reconsider doing that again to him.
9:04- oh, he is on that secret island with elvis and tupac?
I want to be friends with whoever posted this. Fuckin awesome
Ummm noooo Patrick swayze died today
This is fucking stupid.
I pour boiling elephant semen on my chest.
Atlanta yeahhh!!! Lil 5 point bitches
Hahahahaha best text I've read all week
Haahahahahhahahaha love it. Fuck kanye west he's such an asshole.
HAHAHAHA I love Atlanta.
All agreed. Kayne West should be hung.
haha "imma let you finish, but..."
Kanyes a poser. RIP swayze
this probably was a text first then a facebook update, dumbass. there's like ten people ive seen with this text as their status. but anyway. this is hilarious
No way is Taylor swift talentless!!!! She wrote
or co-wrote all her songs on her album!! She's amazing and kayne is just an ass. Who cares if she deserved the moonman!! It's a MTV award for goodness sake!!
It's not fake if it was sent to someone. And someone HAD to have started it.
I love Michael Jackson!!!!!!!<3
haha kinda funny in a morbid way.
I think this would be funny if it wouldn't have came from the Conan O'Brian show. Get your own material :)
yeah, this was a joke on WWTDD, thanks for playing though.
STOLEN from reddit!!! Get your own material dickus
Kanye West is a sad sad excuse for a black man, if the president of the United States thinks your a jackass you need to really start looking in the mirror.
9:05, i think taylor was dressed up because she performed shortly after that? just saying... watch the whole show?
I'm not sayin' what he did wasn't wrong or disrespectful. Buy get over it. It's not the end off the world.
EPIC. most epic.. ever.
Kanye is the biggest douchebag ever. I wish his mom was here to beat him.
Kanye is public enemy number 1
"this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke."
AGREE. I dislike when people think something they say is funny, so they put it on here. WASTE.
You never go full retard.
Do you mean it wuz gud that mj died
epic fail for kanye, epic win for OP
11:13 your right he is a mega ultra super dueshe
Hahahahaaahahahhaahha perfect. Kanye is a straight up douche bag and should learn to keep his mouth shut from now on.
definitely one of the top 10 best texts on here
lololol someone is on _twat
i didnt find this funny at all
hahaha amazing. this is definitely one of the most popular textsfromlastnight. and for a very good reason. saw this all over facebook.
Kanyes mom should have swallowed him instead of conceiving him.
I lovehow u stole this from a picture that came out 2 hours after swazey died.... Nice job fuckcakes
regardless a text message or facebook update it's fucking epic. so shut it 10:53
Awesome can't beat that
Agreed, Kayne West is a waste of life....
Now u cant say n***** on here. What a crock of bullshit
Kanye is a bigger douche bag then Jon Gossilin. And when the world ends in 2012, it will be because Kanye's head blocks out the sun.
He's a jackass. "President Obama"
I really don't think the world can find a bigger douchebag than kanye.....
Dont post current events? Are you stupid? There were shark week texts up all that week, and this is a thousant times funnier!
Fuck you asshole! Your a total douche
HAHAHAHA best TFLN ever.
hahahahaha i know who posted this!
why would people say "soo fake" how do you know someone didnt send this to someone else? it seems like a legit conversation..
Even his " brotha " Obama thinks Kayne is a jackass.
sidebar: pretty sure taylor swift was dressed up because it was the VMAs. Just throwin' that one out there.
This is greatness...
not your joke but I'll give you credit for posting it first on this site..
look up thefatjew.
How is this not #1 of all time yet. Seriously still laughing at this 10 hours later.
The gayist fish EVER! Kanye's has a small dick, so he has to poo-poo on everyone else because of his small dick.
Well yeah Michael Jackson's death was a good thing. No more shitty music-at least not from him. Also on the plus side, little children can finally come out of hiding. Oh and yes-Kanye is a fucktard.
9:09, Kanye is not the best performer nor is he even the best human, Taylor Swift did NOT deserve that. Kanye lost a lot of respect and he, in my opinion, will never get it back.
This is the best text from last night ever!!!!
This is worth putting on a t shirt
Ha there was an even bigger twitter outrage about pat's false death in late may...sad to say this one is true. I will definitely be watching Red Dawn and Roadhouse at least once this week.
Doesn't matter if it's fake cuz kanye is a fucking idiot and it's funny shit
Whoever made this, deserves the Nobel Prize for making me shit my socks off. Yes. Shit my socks off.
it's wikipedia official that patrick swayze died...so yeah
Absolutely brilliant! Hugh laughs around the office.
I garuntee kanye's mom is rolling over in her grave. Kanye knows it too. That's why he almost started crying when Leno asked him wut his mom would think about wut he did..
HAHAHAH! thats funny
Very funny! But kanye is way the fuck better than Taylor swift judas sayinnn
by far the best test everrrrr maddddd propssss for this one!!!
People, it's DOUCHEBAG. How hard is it to learn your own language
This is pretty funny! Lol
my favorite TFLN forsure!
she was dressed up from her performance... its the same red dress dumbass. i was there. there is no way it was fake- she was pretty much in tears
12:09 you are clearly black or a person who wants to be black and you epitomize everything that is wrong with the country. I hope you die.
hes not alive though idiot
OMG Kayne West is the epitome of the word douche!!!
kanye's a d-bag, but i'm SO sick of hearing about that talentless 'artist' that goes by the name of taylor swift... i lol'd at that VMA moment
FILA: FOREVER I LOVE ATLANTA!
As much as I agree with this I hate seeing this everywhere. It's a dead horse people, don't beat it.
sorry 9:04 but it's true.
WHAT KANYE DID WAS SOOOOOOOO RACIST!!!
If those colours were reversed.. can you imagine the shit storm?
1 WORD PERFECT! LMAO
LOL This is by far mine and my roommates favorite!
One of the funniest i've read in my 68 years!
Who cares if someone reposted from Twitter or facebook, it's funny! More people get to laugh about it now :)
Hahahaha this is amazing!!
Haha and yes he is 2:42
Absolutely awesome! This text ftw!
I wish Kayne would die.
LOL should be an alltime.
i fucking love ATL. bahahahahhahahahahha
Okay, it was funny for a while... Now it's just annoying. Seruously.
Join your whore mother in hell Kayne you worthless waste of human skin!! DIE SLOW!!
Kanye West is a fucktard.
Hahahaha this is hilarious
Kanye sucks horse cock
9:09 have you HEARD him live? He sucks. And Taylor didn't deserve that at ALL. She deserved that award, the video was amazing.
He's an alcholic. Will go to rehab. Apologize a lot. Oprah interview. Cut an album. And be good again.
It doesn't matter who fucking wrote it, someone was bound to piece it together. And claiming that you wrote it only looks like an asshole, even if you put that shit on fucking Yahoo! Answers. Whoever posted this clearly thought it was funny and it made a lot of other people laugh. Everyone has basically said something like it within the last few hours, calm the fuck down.
I so agree- who ever write this text is the FUNNIEST Person alive! damn i wish we were best friends
I peed my pants XD
you can spell dousche either way....
11:15 more talent than you'll ever have
this so deserves "best of"
Haha , very very possible knowing that he's
Done that shit before... (:
zomg did you hear Michael Jackson died???!!!
how could he be so heartless
He didn't, a girl named Lauren did.
I really could see his *ignant* ass doin' that!
Okay, 8:56, you're an asshole. What kanye did was SO not okay and you know it. Go fuck yourself.
I'm not a fan of taylor swift so i'm pretty happy kanye did what he did.. He's an entertainer and makes something interesting to watch which is definitely what his spech was.. Interesting. Made me lol that's for sure
HAHAHAH by far my favorite one to date.
Funniest thing I've read all day.
I have now seen equal numbers of stories saying dead and false report. Apparently a radio announcer falsly claimed it and it blew up. Some of the stories say he died at 57 some say 54. Fuck the media
Thanks mate. Prefect
everyoneee got this text! i just had it sent to me about 37 times. whoever came up with this should call me. marry me.
Kanye does what he wants cuz
While u whiny bitches stick up for that ironing
Board chest Taylor swift that man is making 70
More hits and raking in millions 410@@@@@
THIS WAS A JOKE ON CHELSEA LATELY
Saw it on ebaums world *FAIL*
i dont get why people are butthurt over it. clearly making fun of kanye not patrick swayze. and its fucking hilarious!
Yay for Georgia!!!!
Hilarious, simply hilarious.
Kanye is a douche bag!!!!
It was the January 11th death that was fake. This time is real, sadly
my sister, LOREN made this up. hahahaha :)
I don't see anything wrong with what kanye did. TS won enough shit that night anyways.
Everyone already said this
9:08 where do YOU get your info? type his name in google and every story is about his death
I love doing that
Well personally I think that kanye is a stupid nag
Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.
Kanye is one of biggest douchbags ever... Just sayin'
lmao...best one I've read in a while
this is fuckinnnnnnn hilarious man
wow, i think i'm in love with you. best. text. ever.
That's so bad but so good
I can't believe everyone is hatin on Kanye, he is the best performer EVER. Taylor deserved that!
Everyone hates Kanye...his career is over
EPIC FTW! Fuck that punk Kanye
Not a text--saw this on FARK. Still funny though.
That's hilarious lol nice sense of humor!
John Wayne Gaycy THIS
A text are Letters written, who cares if it was a status update.
Wait til you see my dick
Fuck kayne u fucking idiot
Kayne still sucks giant sweaty moose nuts.
Haha Loren from Lawrenceville did this shit. she funny as hell, when i saw this as your status girl it was funny, my girl got ur text of this last night too haha
Omgggg this is amazinggggghh
ahahah this is my new favorite!
hey 9:08, the twitter thing was in like may? he just died today. but way to sound like a dumbass
Fuck Kayne dude. You don't have to like Taylor Swift to HATE Kayne. That song Breathin through the wire made me want to club baby seals.
If kanye died he would think he deserved the award for best death ever. Maybe he will get best death of the year after the public is done with him. At least his career is fucked up from this for sure. Fucking twat.
This text is fucking bogus, there's a poster if this
Atl. Hell yeah.
Most hilarious text ever!!
Yeah 8:56 can suck a dick
I love it when i heard Obama calling him a jackass. it's like one of those bittersweet moments for kanye..."who's talking about me? the president? That's great! What'd he say??"....
I want to wear your balls as earrings.
3:03 you, are a FAGET. You know this deep down that you loooove penis in and around your mouth but you hide it by acting gangsta.
If you love Kayne West, you should die a horrible death..
I wonder if Kayne West knows EVERYONE in the US hates him, lol. Oh sorry except for his " brotha's yo "
Hands down best text ever
Omfg this is the best TFLN ever. I'm laughing so hard
haha best thing i ever heard
Rolf . I saw this so many times.
this is the best one i've seen yet.
Took me a while to get it but when I did understand I thought it was hilarious.
Michael jackson had the best funeral of ALL TIME.
Stop calling fake, dbags. It's not like this thought couldn't occur to more than one person, seriously.
Come on now... It's not like Kanye did a Chris Brown or anything! lol
hahahahaha this is perfect!! Best one i've seen in a while
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
Imma let u finish, but Michael Jackson had the best funeral of all time! Of all time!
Get it right homie.
Taylor writes/co-writes her songs she plays a guitar, and she sings. she burst onto the scene at age 15 how is she talentless? she has a lot more talent than most artists out there.
Heard this a million times, it's not funny anymore
Hilariousssss whoever sent this is fucking awesome
totally know the girl who said this, haha hammered broad
This was on the news, why repeat it?
I know I saw this somewhere else but who cares. It's funny as hell!
i absolutely love this. hahaha
Call 717-394-1467 and ask for a blowjob it could work.
9:09 Taylor didn't do anything. She didn't deserv it. Kanye is an ass. Nuff said.
Blah, i'm bored, there's gotta be something better than this by now!?!?
Fucked*sorry for the ducked
This is why I love where I live.
People need to stop saying "fake" it pisses me and just about everyone i know who reads this site WAY the fuck off.
so just get a sense of humour and take the stick out of your ass.
this is hilarious. :D
It was a littl mean but c'mon he's kanye west
@12:01 totally agree
pulled off of twitter... its been a TT for hours now.
FUCK KANYE!! This one is amazing haha
i can see that sorry piece of ape shit doing that
In the words of Katy Perry, Its like he stepped on a kitten.
9:09 if you really believe that you & kanye are lower than whale shit
This made my night .:661:.
What Would Tyler Durden Do? has the picture. AWESOME!!!!
I love kanye west
Fuck taylor swift damn country bitch
Yea, old school way....
BEST. TEXT. EVER. i laughed so hard
Ya a chick name Loren made this shit up. some dude spelled her name wrong not Lauren but Loren. Shes mad funny props to u girl. She sent it as a text to her friends and also her facebook statuz.
hahahahaha wow just like half the other people, definitely top 5 best texts
Best text on here. Way to represent Atlanta!
Greatest text ever. And what makes it better is it's an actual possibility.
Soooo true!!!! Why an ass.
Funny as heeeell who cares if it wasn't a text per se
PS - Patrick Swayze is actually dead, I dunno why AP would report it otherwise- the only false things the news reports have to do with politics
You guys are ALL idiots!!!
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm a ghost like Swayze.
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I want to meet this person! Hilarious!!! :-)
ha ha ha ha ha ha...i can almost see it now...
Roll tide!!! Fuck Kayne he's black.
Hey 8:01, just becouse you learned how to spell douche at an early age from helping your mom use said douche doesn't mean you should be a dick. Just be thankful your mom is a sex offending whore! Happy New Year!
tfln never posts my texts =(
Absolutely hilarious. made my night
BAHAHAHAHA!!!\nI JUST CHOKED ON MY DRINK LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!\nTOO FUNNY!!
Damn, Swayze won death of the moment? Nah, man, that ain't right. Give a black man a chance, damn!
9:08. No, that was last week. Now he's really dead.
This was funny the first 100 times I heard it
i agree. this text made my night. =]
Kanye west is just mad because he didn't bother to pay full price for his mom's plastic surgery.
Prob my favorite text on here EVER
That was the funniest text I've read. I hate kanye.
this wasn't even a text. it was a facebook update. whoever put this up here is a fucking joke.
obviously this just got submitted.. what about other submissions?
Wow this is ducked up but so funny
Kayne is a DOUCHE. How can MJ's death be the best???? How????? It was the worst day of my life :'(
This is THE BEST thing I have ever heard.
i cant certain things
Kanye doesn't make music.... He is a monkey making monkey noises while dancing around like a primate...
Why is everyone freaking out? Kanye's just bein kanye. Wouldn't expect anything less outta him
Ahhhahahahah f-ing great
11:01 sureee. And kayne is an ass for doing that I hope he gets ducked over because if it
OMFG that's the best thing I've heard allllllll day
aha that would be rediculous
@ 1st 11:17 maybe he did, u don't know
Represintin ATL 404 o yea
too soon... not that funny...and kind of sick...
Fuck that stupid no talent ass black mother fucker!!!!
Holy shit!!' hahahaha
U stole this from sxephil
Kanyes meltdown is on YouTube. Kanyes backstage meltdown. Doubtttt he's gonna be there next year with that tude!!
Kanyes a motherfuckin gayfush lmao ATL o yea
kanYe west is the man. Fuck Taylor swift!
I made this up right after my nugga pat past away!!
lmao....best one in a while!
Two hundred and thirty second BITCHES
Both suck horse dick
My vagina sweat smells remarkably similar to my gym socks, just sayin.
Ahaha very funny
Kanye go fuck urself
Funniest shit I've heard today.
And Kanye's career isn't dead because most of his fans don't give a shit about some stupid white girl.
Haha rep atl
This literally got old 5 minutes after Swayze died. Unsuccessful meme is unsuccessful.
Kayne West is the BIGGEST deushebag of all time!! His music is horrible, his lyrics are juvenile. All in all I think most people are like me and just wishes he would die.
Pancreatic cancer actually
I like to suck on men tits while I have orange juice poured down my pants
Kanye was rude. But Beyoncé was classy. I think this text is hilarious because after all, it is Kanye. What else did anyone expect. Nothing he could do can really surprise me anymore.....
OP, be original, don't rip off Twitter to try and impress your friends, at least not with something major like the death of a huge star.
Lmao this is my favorite of all time. Classic.
this MIGHT be the funniest one I've seen in a LONG time!!!!
This is bloody awesome! I hate kanye for what he did to Taylor swift, the bastard
Kanye makes me want to punt a baby chihuahua
omg this is funnnyyyy!!!!!
okay i know that sounded sarcastic..but it really is funny.
Patrick swayze is dead? When? How?
Are these all drunk texts? And how do they get them? Srry new 2 this :)
PRICELESS!! hahahahhahahaha I love it
hahahaha too soon? nahhhh
One the best. love current events
Moral of the story...
KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
Kanye sent this text
Hahaha f'ing hilarious!!!!
Hahahaha sad but prob would happen
Seriously - whomever wrote this text is the funniest person alive
Kanye is nowhere near as good as Swayze was.
Fake or real... either or!! FUnny shit guys!! Thanks for hitting home plate!!
The person who wrote this is my best friend =) This text literally made my night, thank you.
(404)?. Nice stuff /b/.
This was stolen from Philip Defranco's blog
U no what pisses me off they post shit like this....... Don't get me wrong this is funny and all but I thought tfln was supposed to be drunk funny stuf f like that.... This isn't even a txt just a joke
yo someone on yahoo answers is trying to say he came up with this. lame ass
the funniest text i have EVER read on this site. ever. PROPS.
rip patrick swayze and michael jackson.
my respect for kanye went DOWN like helllll
this text was hilarious though ahhahaha
Man ur a totall doucebag but frigin hilarious!
I wish someone would hop up in front of Cher and say hey hey hey Kayne Wests momhad the best plastic surgery of all time!!!
Cancer is cancer. Either way you chalk it up, it's no fun and can lead to a short life.
Prostate cancer. Yesterday. He's been battling it for awhile. Not like it'll go away.
Best one I've ever read
hahaha i think this is the first one to make me burst out laughing!
Yummy. I like both of those things. Call me
Epic. Epic. Epic.
Best. text. ever.
This text has shown up in like every Facebook status I've seen today. Props dude.
Lmfao....best in a while
you win for having the best textfromlastnight of the year.. just sayiinnnnn !!!
Really emotional on leno today, Loke going to cry
He paused a bunch too it was awkward.
Yo Swayze I know your dieing and all and I'm gonna let you finish but Micheal Jacksons death was greater
All i can think of is roadhouse and blades on boots
In the night, the retard talks, causing a story for the news......
Kanye is on Leno! Win!
LOL! niceness dude!
This=priceless go taylor swift!!!!!!!
thats hilarious hahaha
best.text.ever..i was thinking the same thing earlier when i found out about patrick swayze
Leave it to Kanye!! Funny shit.
Kanye's mom is probably rolling over in her grave.
"Oh fuck no bitch! Don't dick around with Swayze!" And then I'd punch Kanye in the nose.
LOL, with the awesomeness!!! FTW!
Wow, I got this from a friend... yay me.
Blame it on the AL! This needs to be on TV. Brilliant!
Good one, kanyes a asshole
i'm just gonna go ahead and declare this the most bad ass text of all time, OF ALL TIME.
Man, this dude deserves the award for tying two unrelated celebrity stories together in perfect harmony.
msnbc has the death up. obvs they got it from somewhere other than twitter- like his publicist, as the story said.
LMFAOO thats fucked up
Stolen from YouTube
Fucking nigs suck
Fuck you kanye you fucking cock sucking monkey fucker
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's fan fucking tastic lmfao!!!!!!! xD
Completely fake.... but AMAZING joke!!
Kane is such a fucking douche I wish his jaw was still wired shut
Lmao! Kanye is such a fucken dick!
Lol.... This the crap you'll get when u act like kanye west
2. Currently 4chan meme
3. Doesn't care what anyone says, I found the whole VMA debaukle to be hilarious
4. Ran out of points
For fucks sake can we keep with tfln and not posts on current affairs? Not funny at all..
Hahahahahahahha fuckin genious!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!
Haha so fake, but soooo funny. I freakin hate kanye.
Now I'm going to make a fml story :P
Stolen. Saw this on a picture yesterday. :( Still funny though.
Funniest shit I've heard all day!
1056 we'd all like to
Hahahahaha that's hilarious
I love you Kanye!! <3
I like Asian hookers to act like bill Clinton as they read the newspaper to me while wearing nothing but tube socks and a cowboy hat..
Not original. Not cool.
Extremely funny, but doesn't really go with this... Not very tfln-like
He's just a typical piece of shit
hahahahahahhhahahhahahahaa loooove it
he stole this from attack of the show...
So I'm confused, does Ghost count as too soon?
I often sip on a cup warm of clemen.
Daaaaammmmnnnn. Funny and probably true
So true!!! He is the biggest jerk off of all time!!!
I had sex with a goat.
"just sayinnnn" is going to be a big thing for a while I think. It'll go the way of the "wassaaaaaap" nonsense. Albeit, way funnier
best thing i've ever read. oh my god.
Hahahaha one of my favorite texts by far
Kayne west sucks... He needs to get shot like
Hahahahaha! Fuck kanye! His musics pretty ligit tho
That is f-ing awesome!!
404 where do u live dude I'm in chamblee
Yeah, this is fake and whoever submitted it is a hack... Was all over Twitter as a trending topic and WWTDD and such, etc.
this isnt funny at all
One of the best texts on this site ever
hahahaha, so wrong but hilarious
Perhaps you should stop getting your news from Twitter and actually research this. Pat's family is outraged at the false story.
OMG!!!1 THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Yerp I reckon they staged it cause Taylor was all dressed up to re do her speech looked fake but rofl I hope Kanye does do that :P
whether taylor's video was actually the best or not (and i personally think pink should have won!), there is no way she deserved to be treated like that during her thank you speech. it was disrespectful and childish.
Awesome!! Soooo funny!!
How is it beating a dead horse when it JUST happened?
It's just too bad that pat's still alive. Otherwise this would probably be funny.
anyone wanna see my dick?