Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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