Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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