swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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That is pretty funny.
Why does it start with "swears"?
probably stole it off facebook
it's UK slang
That guy is beast
lol smart guy
creativity has its perks
this guy is a pioneer. what a champion
Hmmm this has given me a good idea(;
He's the man.
It's not his fault that they have such strong gravitational pull.
I went to HS with a legally blind guy who grabbed girls chests in the hallway. He still had to wear the dark glasses and use a cane, but he could tell who was worth risking a grab and who wasn't. Maybe your guy is just legally blind
@knuckles: Clearly you aren't because you spelled genius wrong.
Maybe this was a text sent TO facebook to be set as his status.
Fake but stil funny
@BloodyBeetroot. I think he was pointing out that it sounds more like a FB status then a text.
First homie. Funny stuff
hes a smart man.
Omg they found me out! Well I had a good run.... Final count: 52 laps and 104 tits.....twas good.
@lachacubra. Its spelled right in that manner. Learn your grammar.