swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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That is pretty funny.
Why does it start with "swears"?
probably stole it off facebook
it's UK slang
this guy is a pioneer. what a champion
That guy is beast
lol smart guy
It's not his fault that they have such strong gravitational pull.
Hmmm this has given me a good idea(;
creativity has its perks
Maybe this was a text sent TO facebook to be set as his status.
@knuckles: Clearly you aren't because you spelled genius wrong.
He's the man.
I went to HS with a legally blind guy who grabbed girls chests in the hallway. He still had to wear the dark glasses and use a cane, but he could tell who was worth risking a grab and who wasn't. Maybe your guy is just legally blind
hes a smart man.
Fake but stil funny
Omg they found me out! Well I had a good run.... Final count: 52 laps and 104 tits.....twas good.
@BloodyBeetroot. I think he was pointing out that it sounds more like a FB status then a text.
@lachacubra. Its spelled right in that manner. Learn your grammar.
First homie. Funny stuff