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  • Submitted by kippipie on Apr 2, 10 at 10:36am

    That is pretty funny.

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    Submitted by JimmyJimJimmers on Apr 2, 10 at 11:00am

    Why does it start with "swears"?

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      Submitted by livnthedream on Apr 2, 10 at 12:13pm

      probably stole it off facebook

      • 50 67
        Submitted by marey on May 3, 10 at 5:55pm

        it's UK slang

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 10:29am

    lol smart guy

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    Submitted by thomasfk on Apr 3, 10 at 2:42pm

    this guy is a pioneer. what a champion

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 1:44pm

    Maybe this was a text sent TO facebook to be set as his status.

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    Submitted by copash123 on Mar 23, 11 at 9:47am

    Hmmm this has given me a good idea(;

  • 68 77
    Submitted by ALSteele on Apr 2, 10 at 7:37pm

    I went to HS with a legally blind guy who grabbed girls chests in the hallway. He still had to wear the dark glasses and use a cane, but he could tell who was worth risking a grab and who wasn't. Maybe your guy is just legally blind

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    Submitted by YokoOhNo1 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:40pm

    hes a smart man.

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    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Apr 2, 10 at 8:36pm

    It's not his fault that they have such strong gravitational pull.

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    Submitted by Nemeth on Apr 2, 10 at 12:42pm

    He's the man.

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    Submitted by bamafan on Apr 2, 10 at 6:46pm

    That guy is beast

  • 55 68
    Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:35am

    creativity has its perks

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    Submitted by BloodyBeetroot on Apr 2, 10 at 12:30pm

    @lachacubra. Its spelled right in that manner. Learn your grammar.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by jarangel on Apr 2, 10 at 1:28pm

    not real.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by puller132 on Apr 2, 10 at 8:19pm

    Straight pimpin

  • 55 76
    Submitted by lachupacabra on Apr 2, 10 at 11:56am

    @knuckles: Clearly you aren't because you spelled genius wrong.

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    Submitted by Sothrn on Apr 2, 10 at 1:32pm

    @BloodyBeetroot. I think he was pointing out that it sounds more like a FB status then a text.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 2, 10 at 10:59am

    Thats genious

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    Submitted by Crash_Underride on Apr 2, 10 at 7:21pm

    GENIUS!!!!!

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 11:35am

    Second foo!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 10:56am

    Omg they found me out! Well I had a good run.... Final count: 52 laps and 104 tits.....twas good.

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    Submitted by Reges on Jul 5, 10 at 3:03am

    My hero.

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    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Apr 2, 10 at 5:55pm

    Fake but stil funny

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    Submitted by theron918 on Apr 2, 10 at 10:17pm

    Genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 10:22am

    First homie. Funny stuff